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Geist wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:29 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:13 am
Whackov wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:11 amRoe
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:29 am
Animal wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:32 am
Whackov wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:25 am Pasty or pasties
i like the places that let's them use the clear ones. probably an oversight when they were writing that law.
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:29 am
Animal wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:32 am
Whackov wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:25 am Pasty or pasties
i like the places that let's them use the clear ones. probably an oversight when they were writing that law.
What the heck are y'all talking about?
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:29 am Velveeta should only be used with rotel.

Spam when I was a kid. I pass on meat in a can now days.

Anchovies - barf.
Same, but my one exception is buffalo chicken dip. The fam always made it with canned chicken and I'll still kill a whole pot
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:29 am Velveeta should only be used with rotel.

Spam when I was a kid. I pass on meat in a can now days.

Anchovies - barf.
1 can rotel, 1 box velveeta, and 1 lb of cooked pork sausage. mix and heat.
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sounds like you've never had correctly prepared.
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i always figured the deer were smarter than jigs...who knew?
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:29 am Anchovies - barf.
Anchovies are a hit-or-miss thing, because we here often eat low quality canned anchovies. The best are from Spain or Portugal and packed in glass jars with good EVOO. The other thing is to blot out the excess oil, then gently wash them under a light stream of cold water to remove the packing salt. A low quality anchovy will usually disintegrate at that point. A fine quality anchovy will firm up almost to the original fish. A single fillet diced up and added to a marinara makes for that "umami" thing that dramatically improves its taste, and you won't know (unless you know the secret) there's any anchovy in it. Putanesca without anchovies is simply not putanesca.

A chef at my first restaurant job had a big fascination with good anchovies, he made a spread with them that was simply out of this world. He'd chopped up three or four anchovies almost to a paste, then finely mince a clove or two of garlic to a paste (smear them out with the side of the knife a couple of times), then mix the anchovies and garlic into a hot pan with a few drops of EVOO for maybe 15 seconds. Then dab just a kiss of it on thin French bread slices. !OH FUCK! that was good! and not at all salty. He had a distinct but wonderful way of adding anchovies to recipes you'd never imagine would have them, but made them so much better.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:36 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:29 am Anchovies - barf.
Anchovies are a hit-or-miss thing, because we here often eat low quality canned anchovies. The best are from Spain or Portugal and packed in glass jars with good EVOO. The other thing is to blot out the excess oil, then gently wash them under a light stream of cold water to remove the packing salt. A low quality anchovy will usually disintegrate at that point. A fine quality anchovy will firm up almost to the original fish. A single fillet diced up and added to a marinara makes for that "umami" thing that dramatically improves its taste, and you won't know (unless you know the secret) there's any anchovy in it. Putanesca without anchovies is simply not putanesca.

A chef at my first restaurant job had a big fascination with good anchovies, he made a spread with them that was simply out of this world. He'd chopped up three or four anchovies almost to a paste, then finely mince a clove or two of garlic to a paste (smear them out with the side of the knife a couple of times), then mix the anchovies and garlic into a hot pan with a few drops of EVOO for maybe 15 seconds. Then dab just a kiss of it on thin French bread slices. !OH FUCK! that was good! and not at all salty. He had a distinct but wonderful way of adding anchovies to recipes you'd never imagine would have them, but made them so much better.
my father would cook pasta aglio e olio and he always dissolved an anchovy in it with black olives. i still cant stand it. i always though there was an eye brow in my food. hard pass
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As I said, you have to be using good quality anchovies, and clean them up before using. You simply just can't open a can and throw them into your food. Yea, that makes them taste just awful. The oil and salt are for packing, not eating. As Alton Brown would say, that's not good eats.

edit: it's like Marmite/Vegemite. Just a mere hint on toast, enough to lightly stain the peaks, not slathered thick like it was marmalade. That's real good stuff when eaten right.
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Anybody here ever had bagna cauda?

It is very traditional in our small community.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:54 pm Anybody here ever had bagna cauda?

It is very traditional in our small community.
just a guess but does it include some form of rape of the food?
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:55 pm
pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:33 pm i always figured the deer were smarter than jigs...who knew?
Him and his people would never do that, it was my stupid ass ex husband- baby daddy.
it was a joke btw
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 3:07 pm
pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 3:07 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:55 pm
pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:33 pm i always figured the deer were smarter than jigs...who knew?
Him and his people would never do that, it was my stupid ass ex husband- baby daddy.
it was a joke btw
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pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:52 pmclam cakes
Is that anything like a crabcake?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 3:13 pm
pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:52 pmclam cakes
Is that anything like a crabcake?
its a deep fried fritter loaded with clams. its heavenly
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pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 3:15 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 3:13 pm
pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 2:52 pmclam cakes
Is that anything like a crabcake?
its a deep fried fritter loaded with clams. its heavenly
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if you ever end up in Rhode island youll know
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pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 3:19 pm if you ever end up in Rhode island youll know
Went through there back in 2016 but I don't recall seeing clam cakes on any menu.
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