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Posted: **Tue Jun 07, 2022 8:16 pm**

is that at the lemon party exhibit?

Posted: **Wed Jun 08, 2022 2:31 am**

Posted: **Thu Jun 09, 2022 7:30 pm**

Posted: **Fri Jun 10, 2022 2:40 am**

Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a state trooper.
The cop walks up and taps on the driver's window.
The driver rolls it down, and the trooper smacks the driver in the head with his nightstick.
"Ow!" says the driver. "Why'd you do that?"
The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."
The driver says, "I'm sorry officer, I'm not from around here." The trooper writes the guy a ticket and gives his license back, then walks around to the car's passenger side and taps on the window.
The passenger rolls the window down, and the trooper smacks him with his nightstick.
"Ow!" says the passenger. "What'd you do that for?"
The trooper says, "Just making your wish come true."
"What the hell does that mean?" asks the guy.
"Two miles down the road, you were gonna say, 'I wish that lousy cop would've tried that crap with me!'"

Posted: **Fri Jun 10, 2022 2:44 am**

Posted: **Fri Jun 10, 2022 11:06 am**

Antknot wrote: ↑Fri Jun 10, 2022 2:44 am

I dont think thats from around here but we have a Big Beaver road which you can access via exit 69 from I-75.

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2022 7:06 pm**

CTC, Biker, and Deathproof were walking through a forest when they came upon some tracks.

CTC said: "Those are deer tracks."
Biker said: "No. Those are elk tracks."
Deathproof said: "You're both wrong. Those are moose tracks."

They were still arguing about it when they got hit by the train.

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:29 pm**

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon Jun 06, 2022 9:55 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Mon Jun 06, 2022 8:43 pm
Surrendering all these decisions to the democrat indoctrination brigade which runs our schools is akin to freedom?

Exactly. All we are asking is that parents have a say in what their kids are taught. My kids are grown now, but if one of their teachers tried to talk to them about sexuality of any kind in kindergarten, I would have been down to that school for a "chat" so fast and would have retained an attorney just as quickly.

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2022 10:47 pm**

BigChiefin wrote: ↑Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:29 pm
Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon Jun 06, 2022 9:55 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Mon Jun 06, 2022 8:43 pm
Surrendering all these decisions to the democrat indoctrination brigade which runs our schools is akin to freedom?

Exactly. All we are asking is that parents have a say in what their kids are taught.

The majority of the population are too fucking stupid to make that decision. DENIED

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2022 1:27 am**

Geist wrote: ↑Tue Jun 14, 2022 10:47 pm
BigChiefin wrote: ↑Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:29 pm
Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon Jun 06, 2022 9:55 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Mon Jun 06, 2022 8:43 pm
Surrendering all these decisions to the democrat indoctrination brigade which runs our schools is akin to freedom?

Exactly. All we are asking is that parents have a say in what their kids are taught.
The majority of the population are too fucking stupid to make that decision. DENIED

And there it is.

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2022 1:30 am**

Geist wrote: ↑Tue Jun 14, 2022 10:47 pm
BigChiefin wrote: ↑Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:29 pm
Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon Jun 06, 2022 9:55 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Mon Jun 06, 2022 8:43 pm
Surrendering all these decisions to the democrat indoctrination brigade which runs our schools is akin to freedom?

Exactly. All we are asking is that parents have a say in what their kids are taught.
The majority of the population are too fucking stupid to make that decision. DENIED

Thanks to the Department of Education

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2022 1:32 am**

necronomous wrote: ↑Wed Jun 15, 2022 1:27 am
Geist wrote: ↑Tue Jun 14, 2022 10:47 pm
BigChiefin wrote: ↑Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:29 pm
Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon Jun 06, 2022 9:55 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Mon Jun 06, 2022 8:43 pm
Surrendering all these decisions to the democrat indoctrination brigade which runs our schools is akin to freedom?

Exactly. All we are asking is that parents have a say in what their kids are taught.
The majority of the population are too fucking stupid to make that decision. DENIED
And there it is.

Opining regressives fucked us, regressives can now fuck clean off

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2022 1:39 am**

Geist wrote: ↑Tue Jun 14, 2022 10:47 pm
BigChiefin wrote: ↑Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:29 pm
Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon Jun 06, 2022 9:55 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Mon Jun 06, 2022 8:43 pm
Surrendering all these decisions to the democrat indoctrination brigade which runs our schools is akin to freedom?

Exactly. All we are asking is that parents have a say in what their kids are taught.
The majority of the population are too fucking stupid to make that decision. DENIED

I assume you are in the majority.

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2022 1:44 am**

rule34 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 15, 2022 1:39 am
Geist wrote: ↑Tue Jun 14, 2022 10:47 pm
BigChiefin wrote: ↑Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:29 pm
Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon Jun 06, 2022 9:55 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Mon Jun 06, 2022 8:43 pm
Surrendering all these decisions to the democrat indoctrination brigade which runs our schools is akin to freedom?

Exactly. All we are asking is that parents have a say in what their kids are taught.
The majority of the population are too fucking stupid to make that decision. DENIED
I assume you are in the majority.

You assume the position

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2022 5:10 am**

Posted: **Wed Jun 15, 2022 10:46 am**

Geist wrote: ↑Wed Jun 15, 2022 1:32 am
necronomous wrote: ↑Wed Jun 15, 2022 1:27 am
Geist wrote: ↑Tue Jun 14, 2022 10:47 pm
BigChiefin wrote: ↑Tue Jun 14, 2022 8:29 pm
Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon Jun 06, 2022 9:55 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Mon Jun 06, 2022 8:43 pm
Surrendering all these decisions to the democrat indoctrination brigade which runs our schools is akin to freedom?

Exactly. All we are asking is that parents have a say in what their kids are taught.
The majority of the population are too fucking stupid to make that decision. DENIED
And there it is.
Opining regressives fucked us, regressives can now fuck clean off

Ok. Lol

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2022 6:48 pm**

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2022 6:50 pm**

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2022 10:11 pm**

Antknot wrote: ↑Fri Jun 17, 2022 6:50 pm
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?

Dont forget:
Poster 7 says I can!

Posted: **Fri Jun 17, 2022 10:32 pm**

CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 17, 2022 10:11 pmPoster 7 says I can![/b]

ugh. just saying "poster 7" is like saying Beetlejuice 3 times.

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Posted: **Mon Jun 20, 2022 3:24 pm**

Happy Father’s Day

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