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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 7:23 pm
by Homebrew
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2022 7:26 pm
by Homebrew
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2022 7:14 pm
by Homebrew
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2022 7:28 pm
by Antknot
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 7:21 pm
by Homebrew
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:14 pm
by Biker
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:21 pm
by Animal
is that Howie after he posts one of his cop hater videos?
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:25 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Animal wrote: ↑Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:21 pm
is that Howie after he posts one of his cop hater videos?
Kid had a previous criminal record so he deserved it.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:08 am
by BigChiefin
Biker wrote: ↑Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:14 pm
Kill it with fire!
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 11:54 am
by Antknot
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:22 pm
by Deathproof
Are you FSF in disguise? Because you sound like FSF in disguise.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 4:07 pm
by necronomous
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 12:03 am
by Reservoir Dog
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 12:42 am
by Burn1dwn
I think it's the
"Get outta my face o l'll roundhouse yo ass,
psyche!"
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 3:30 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 9:05 pm
by Antknot
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 9:06 pm
by Antknot
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 10:53 pm
by Antknot
Wonders of nature in Texas
Daddy Long Legs
A young father in central Texas watched his small daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat.
'Well", she said, "that may be OKAY in California,
but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:05 pm
by BigChiefin
Antknot wrote: ↑Mon Jul 11, 2022 10:53 pm
Wonders of nature in Texas
Daddy Long Legs
A young father in central Texas watched his small daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat.
'Well", she said, "that may be OKAY in California,
but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2022 11:55 pm
by DiverTexas
Antknot wrote: ↑Mon Jul 11, 2022 10:53 pm
Wonders of nature in Texas
Daddy Long Legs
A young father in central Texas watched his small daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied.
'What do you call the spider on top?' she asked.
'A Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered.
'So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.'
'The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped both spiders flat.
'Well", she said, "that may be OKAY in California,
but we're not having any of that shit in Texas."
$$$
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 12:35 am
by Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty
Which one of you is going to wear this ?
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 12:37 am
by Animal
i'm almost certain that was filmed when the mayor walked into the council meeting in a town in Washington state.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 5:52 pm
by BigChiefin
Animal wrote: ↑Tue Jul 12, 2022 12:37 am
i'm almost certain that was filmed when the mayor walked into the council meeting in a town in Washington state.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2022 4:21 pm
by Biker
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2022 11:41 pm
by disco.moon