Cosigning for a car loan

[u.r.UtterShite]

You having a girlfriend seems the least typical part of that post.

That dude gets a lot of pussy. Chicks go for guys who pretend to be ex-military.

Not with that face. And body.

[Blast]

You having a girlfriend seems the least typical part of that post.

That dude gets a lot of pussy. Chicks go for guys who pretend to be ex-military.

Liar

Which part was the lie?

The whole enchilada

So you don't pretend to be former military, and you don't get a lot of pussy. Got it.

[CaptQuint]

You having a girlfriend seems the least typical part of that post.

That dude gets a lot of pussy. Chicks go for guys who pretend to be ex-military.

Not with that face. And body.

Share your pic buddy

[WestTexasCrude]

I co signed a brand new Chevy for a girlfriend, we broke up about a year later, She made every payment on time and satisfied the loan. That is not typical.

You having a girlfriend seems the least typical part of that post.

+1

[CaptQuint]

I co signed a brand new Chevy for a girlfriend, we broke up about a year later, She made every payment on time and satisfied the loan. That is not typical.

You having a girlfriend seems the least typical part of that post.

+1

Don't give him any IQ points, you cannot afford it

[WestTexasCrude]

You having a girlfriend seems the least typical part of that post.

That dude gets a lot of pussy. Chicks go for guys who pretend to be ex-military.

ouch

[CaptQuint]

You having a girlfriend seems the least typical part of that post.

That dude gets a lot of pussy. Chicks go for guys who pretend to be ex-military.

ouch

That tanker is owned by The UAE

[WestTexasCrude]

The sure sign of a UJR'r reeling back in crisis mode- 20 seconds response time after you post.

[CaptQuint]

The sure sign of a UJR'r reeling back in crisis mode- 20 seconds response time after you post.

You are the only one here that cares about that

[Reservoir Dog]

Chicks go for guys who pretend to be ex-military.

Really? (asking for a friend)

Immediate panty drop. Some times you have to throw in a little jargon like "you gotta come in on their six" when watching Game of Thrones to lather them all up.

Giving yourself the name "Badmotherfucker" also helps I'm sure.

I'M ON IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CaptQuint]

Boom

[Reservoir Dog]

Mine's nicer.

[CaptQuint]

Mine's nicer.

How so?

[Reservoir Dog]

Mine's nicer.

How so?

Yours is frayed on the top corner and the bottom stitching has come apart. Take care of your shit, you mother fucker!

[CaptQuint]

Mine's nicer.

How so?

Yours is frayed on the top corner and the bottom stitching has come apart. Take care of your shit, you mother fucker!

That's an old pic and it has been replaced with a new one

[Reservoir Dog]

Mine's nicer.

How so?

Yours is frayed on the top corner and the bottom stitching has come apart. Take care of your shit, you mother fucker!

That's an old pic and it has been replaced with a new one

I'll be watching you.

[CaptQuint]

Mine's nicer.

How so?

Yours is frayed on the top corner and the bottom stitching has come apart. Take care of your shit, you mother fucker!

That's an old pic and it has been replaced with a new one

I'll be watching you.

[WestTexasCrude]

The sure sign of a UJR'r reeling back in crisis mode- 20 seconds response time after you post.

You are the only one here that cares about that

No, It's a natural process seen everywhere on social media. Someone gets all puffed up (you) on what you perceive is an exalted position on said social media only to find it's not so. Outrage ensues. It's as old as dynasty empires going back thousands of years.

[CaptQuint]

The sure sign of a UJR'r reeling back in crisis mode- 20 seconds response time after you post.

You are the only one here that cares about that

No, It's a natural process seen everywhere on social media. Someone gets all puffed up (you) on what you perceive is an exalted position on said social media only to find it's not so. Outrage ensues. It's as old as dynasty empires going back thousands of years.

You're a fucking retard

[Reservoir Dog]

The sure sign of a UJR'r reeling back in crisis mode- 20 seconds response time after you post.

You are the only one here that cares about that

No, It's a natural process seen everywhere on social media. Someone gets all puffed up (you) on what you perceive is an exalted position on said social media only to find it's not so. Outrage ensues. It's as old as dynasty empires going back thousands of years.

You're a hoot, dude. Even when you're trying to diss someone you feel compelled to throw in some tiny nugget that you think makes you look smart.

[kwebber]

The sure sign of a UJR'r reeling back in crisis mode- 20 seconds response time after you post.

You are the only one here that cares about that

No, It's a natural process seen everywhere on social media. Someone gets all puffed up (you) on what you perceive is an exalted position on said social media only to find it's not so. Outrage ensues. It's as old as dynasty empires going back thousands of years.

You're a hoot, dude. Even when you're trying to diss someone you feel compelled to throw in some tiny nugget that you think makes you look smart.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. It's The Dunning Kruger Effect.

[kwebber]

My youngest had just managed to destroy another car i had bought her, first one was an accident, and is currently angry with me because I will not cosign a car loan for her. This one had iron shavings in the oil, losing power, losing mileage, bent strut from hitting a curb, headlight shorting out and so on.
I'd given her advice a while back to build up a savings for emergencies but tattoos, clothes, and expensive coffee won out. She had tried everything to guilt me into doing this including, of all things, bringing up the fact that her mother had to be able to get around and since she doesn't know how to drive it falls on my daughter, which is complete bullshit that a 44 year old woman is so completely dependent on others.
Anyway, who had cosigned a loan for their kid and how did it go wrong?

Post pics of said daughter. To determine her level of responsibility.

[Wut]

The sure sign of a UJR'r reeling back in crisis mode- 20 seconds response time after you post.

You are the only one here that cares about that

No, It's a natural process seen everywhere on social media. Someone gets all puffed up (you) on what you perceive is an exalted position on said social media only to find it's not so. Outrage ensues. It's as old as dynasty empires going back thousands of years.

You're a hoot, dude. Even when you're trying to diss someone you feel compelled to throw in some tiny nugget that you think makes you look smart.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. It's The Dunning Kruger Effect.

You just said that to sound smart.

[Blast]

My youngest had just managed to destroy another car i had bought her, first one was an accident, and is currently angry with me because I will not cosign a car loan for her. This one had iron shavings in the oil, losing power, losing mileage, bent strut from hitting a curb, headlight shorting out and so on.
I'd given her advice a while back to build up a savings for emergencies but tattoos, clothes, and expensive coffee won out. She had tried everything to guilt me into doing this including, of all things, bringing up the fact that her mother had to be able to get around and since she doesn't know how to drive it falls on my daughter, which is complete bullshit that a 44 year old woman is so completely dependent on others.
Anyway, who had cosigned a loan for their kid and how did it go wrong?

Post pics of said daughter. To determine her level of responsibility.

No.

[kwebber]

The sure sign of a UJR'r reeling back in crisis mode- 20 seconds response time after you post.

You are the only one here that cares about that

No, It's a natural process seen everywhere on social media. Someone gets all puffed up (you) on what you perceive is an exalted position on said social media only to find it's not so. Outrage ensues. It's as old as dynasty empires going back thousands of years.

You're a hoot, dude. Even when you're trying to diss someone you feel compelled to throw in some tiny nugget that you think makes you look smart.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. It's The Dunning Kruger Effect.

You just said that to sound smart.

I can tie my own shoes. I'm good.