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Re: Can somebody solve a simple problem on UJR2

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Re: Can somebody solve a simple problem on UJR2

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:17 am Image
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:19 am Fuck this BS. I'm out
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I can't get attachments to upload. Anyone a have a serious suggestion?
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Blast wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:28 pm I can't get attachments to upload. Anyone a have a serious suggestion?
Maybe it's the size? Not sure if there is a limit.
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Looks like the site automatically slims down big photos
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Trying to upload it simply says file is too large. Is minus still around for picture hosting and storage?
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captquint wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:34 pm Looks like the site automatically slims down big photos
We have a 256k image size maximum, as we only have a 50M quota for total images for post attachments. With image sizes these days, that's not that many images we can host here. I could up the max image size, and even the image quota, but I don't want us to piss off our forum host. So it's much more preferable for you guys to sign up to a good image storage host and link from there. I suggest Imgur, but any that offers a good storage size and automatic linking will work with our forum. The phpBB code automatically resizes images to the maximum screen size, but we theoretically allow linked images as big as you'd want them.

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Re: Can somebody solve a simple problem on UJR2

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What sorcery is this? That can’t be real...
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:19 am Fuck this BS. I'm out
Step 1 - Go get Imgur

Step 2 - Upload your pic to your Imgur account

Step 3 - CLICK HERE!
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Step 4 - Paste on UJR
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The simple solution to a user error problem would be removing the user.
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Stapes wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 3:59 pm Image
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:19 am Fuck this BS. I'm out
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I hope his sister sells him to science while he's dozing. Clone him and have parks where you can hunt entire packs of them
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captquint wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 6:06 pm I hope his sister sells him to science while he's dozing. Clone him and have parks where you can hunt entire packs of them
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Re: Can somebody solve a simple problem on UJR2

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captquint wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 6:06 pm I hope his sister sells him to science while he's dozing. Clone him and have parks where you can hunt entire packs of them
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Re: Can somebody solve a simple problem on UJR2

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HighNDry wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:25 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:19 am Fuck this BS. I'm out
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Re: Can somebody solve a simple problem on UJR2

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QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:58 pm
captquint wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:34 pm Looks like the site automatically slims down big photos
We have a 256k image size maximum, as we only have a 50M quota for total images for post attachments. With image sizes these days, that's not that many images we can host here. I could up the max image size, and even the image quota, but I don't want us to piss off our forum host. So it's much more preferable for you guys to sign up to a good image storage host and link from there. I suggest Imgur, but any that offers a good storage size and automatic linking will work with our forum. The phpBB code automatically resizes images to the maximum screen size, but we theoretically allow linked images as big as you'd want them.

Ok, so size requirements sounds like the key. Usually when posting too large , you get a popup warning explaining. All I see is the {img} in front followed by code with no {img} afterward. Manually put the {img} at the end and nothing. So, how do you tell if the image size is permissible without having to try through tons of them until one finally posts. Real waste of time.
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Ok, just tried to post something as simple as a gif with all possible combinations. A big ZERO. What's the fucking point of this site if you can't post anything other than YouTube videos.
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