Can somebody solve a simple problem on UJR2
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Re: Can somebody solve a simple problem on UJR2
I can't get attachments to upload. Anyone a have a serious suggestion?
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Maybe it's the size? Not sure if there is a limit.
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Looks like the site automatically slims down big photos
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Trying to upload it simply says file is too large. Is minus still around for picture hosting and storage?
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Re: Can somebody solve a simple problem on UJR2
We have a 256k image size maximum, as we only have a 50M quota for total images for post attachments. With image sizes these days, that's not that many images we can host here. I could up the max image size, and even the image quota, but I don't want us to piss off our forum host. So it's much more preferable for you guys to sign up to a good image storage host and link from there. I suggest Imgur, but any that offers a good storage size and automatic linking will work with our forum. The phpBB code automatically resizes images to the maximum screen size, but we theoretically allow linked images as big as you'd want them.
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What sorcery is this? That can’t be real...
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Re: Can somebody solve a simple problem on UJR2
Step 1 - Go get Imgur
Step 2 - Upload your pic to your Imgur account
Step 3 - CLICK HERE!

Step 4 - Paste on UJR
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The simple solution to a user error problem would be removing the user.
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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I hope his sister sells him to science while he's dozing. Clone him and have parks where you can hunt entire packs of them
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Ok, so size requirements sounds like the key. Usually when posting too large , you get a popup warning explaining. All I see is the {img} in front followed by code with no {img} afterward. Manually put the {img} at the end and nothing. So, how do you tell if the image size is permissible without having to try through tons of them until one finally posts. Real waste of time.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:58 pmWe have a 256k image size maximum, as we only have a 50M quota for total images for post attachments. With image sizes these days, that's not that many images we can host here. I could up the max image size, and even the image quota, but I don't want us to piss off our forum host. So it's much more preferable for you guys to sign up to a good image storage host and link from there. I suggest Imgur, but any that offers a good storage size and automatic linking will work with our forum. The phpBB code automatically resizes images to the maximum screen size, but we theoretically allow linked images as big as you'd want them.
Re: Can somebody solve a simple problem on UJR2
Ok, just tried to post something as simple as a gif with all possible combinations. A big ZERO. What's the fucking point of this site if you can't post anything other than YouTube videos.