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Re: Bumble
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:37 pm
by Reservoir Dog
megman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:29 pm
Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:23 pm
megman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:21 pm
Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:20 pm
JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:19 pm
megman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:17 pm
Is it C cells?
USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.
Bluetooth?
The female version of blueballs.
Bluetwat.
Waffle?
Blue Twatwaffle?
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:38 pm
by JCW
Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:20 pm
JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:19 pm
megman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:17 pm
JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:21 pm
^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.
Is it C cells?
USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.
Bluetooth?
No it doesnt require it. It uses suction, not vibration. Extremely effective!
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:46 pm
by JCW
I'm trying to figure out how this physically happened.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:53 pm
by Geist
JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:46 pm
I'm trying to figure out how this physically happened.
She stuck a dildo in her piss hole.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:00 pm
by Wut
JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:38 pm
Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:20 pm
JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:19 pm
megman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:17 pm
JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:21 pm
^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.
Is it C cells?
USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.
Bluetooth?
No it doesnt require it. It uses suction, not vibration. Extremely effective!
New title: Masturbates with a clown shoe.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:02 pm
by Wut
Or, Bangs Tennessee Tuxedo.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:56 pm
by JCW
Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:02 pm
Or, Bangs Tennessee Tuxedo.
It's a penguin, you uncultured swine.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:00 am
by Reservoir Dog
JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:56 pm
Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:02 pm
Or, Bangs Tennessee Tuxedo.
It's a penguin, you uncultured swine.
Tennessee Tuxedo is a penguin. Just sayin'.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:02 am
by Wut
JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:56 pm
Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:02 pm
Or, Bangs Tennessee Tuxedo.
It's a penguin, you uncultured swine.
As is Tennessee Tuxedo.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:04 am
by HighNDry
Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:23 pm
megman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:21 pm
Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:20 pm
JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:19 pm
megman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:17 pm
JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:21 pm
^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.
Is it C cells?
USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.
Bluetooth?
The female version of blueballs.
Bluetwat.
I thought it was blue waffle.
6lgs91kocsh21.jpg
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:06 am
by Reservoir Dog
OMG, DUDE !!!! WTF !!!!
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:12 am
by Blast
Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:15 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:40 pm
Geist wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 8:38 pm
Anyone use it? So far it seems like the selection of desperate woman is much better then OKC or Tinder.
I had it, it's the same thing as Tinder except the women have to stay the conversation and more of them expect you to pick up the check. Try Hinge. I at least made out with every date I had from there and played with most of their tits.
Stay away from plenty of fish, that's like a step above the trailer trash.
Which one gets you the trailer trash?
I'd join that one.
You don't have trailer trash out there do you?
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:16 am
by Wut
Blast wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:12 am
Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:15 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:40 pm
Geist wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 8:38 pm
Anyone use it? So far it seems like the selection of desperate woman is much better then OKC or Tinder.
I had it, it's the same thing as Tinder except the women have to stay the conversation and more of them expect you to pick up the check. Try Hinge. I at least made out with every date I had from there and played with most of their tits.
Stay away from plenty of fish, that's like a step above the trailer trash.
Which one gets you the trailer trash?
I'd join that one.
You don't have trailer trash out there do you?
Some ghetto trash, it's not the same.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:16 am
by megman
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:21 am
by Blast
megman wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:16 am
Is that a Canadian dating service?
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:21 am
by Wut
If HighnDry could replace that picture, with a humorous penguin maybe, that would be appreciated.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:29 am
by HighNDry
Wut wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:21 am
If HighnDry could replace that picture, with a humorous penguin maybe, that would be appreciated.
OK, you've all suffered enough.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:30 am
by megman
Don't knock Tux. You'll upset QD.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:39 am
by Wut
HighNDry wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:29 am
Wut wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:21 am
If HighnDry could replace that picture, with a humorous penguin maybe, that would be appreciated.
OK, you've all suffered enough.
Ty, much appreciated.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:27 am
by Deathproof
JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:13 pm
Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:10 pm
JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:07 pm
I have it, havent met anyone from there but I have chatted with a few decent ones. This online dating thing is weird, apparently I dont get it.
I thought it was just connect, meet, eat, drink, boink. There's more to it?
I thought so? But I've been out on several "dates" lately where I think it's fun and we hit it off but then I get the old friend zone text afterwards. Didn't realize that happened to women.
I'm not super hot but I'm in decent shape for almost 40, I get tons of messages on those apps, I guess I'm just choosing the wrong ones to meet up with.
I don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:32 am
by Stapes
Deathproof wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:27 am
JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:13 pm
Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:10 pm
JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:07 pm
I have it, havent met anyone from there but I have chatted with a few decent ones. This online dating thing is weird, apparently I dont get it.
I thought it was just connect, meet, eat, drink, boink. There's more to it?
I thought so? But I've been out on several "dates" lately where I think it's fun and we hit it off but then I get the old friend zone text afterwards. Didn't realize that happened to women.
I'm not super hot but I'm in decent shape for almost 40, I get tons of messages on those apps, I guess I'm just choosing the wrong ones to meet up with.
I don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.
Hallmark should use that for one of their Valentine's day cards
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:46 am
by JCW
Deathproof wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:27 am
I don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.
Gee won't the tubby 7-11 girls be jealous then?
Everyone calls me wonky because my boobs are slightly different sizes. Is that a dealbreaker?
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 3:03 am
by Blast
JCW wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:46 am
Deathproof wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:27 am
I don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.
Gee won't the tubby 7-11 girls be jealous then?
Everyone calls me wonky because my boobs are slightly different sizes. Is that a dealbreaker?
... just makes catching the wonky one a bit more challenging
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:04 am
by Thewalruss
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 4:42 am
I’ve tried but it’s pointless when the ghost of a quasi-relationship past haunt any chance of a normal relationship ever coming to fruition.
Good luck?
That sounds pretty deep
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:19 am
by Geist
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 4:42 am
I’ve tried but it’s pointless when the ghost of a quasi-relationship past haunt any chance of a normal relationship ever coming to fruition.
Good luck?
When 50% of people have herpes you don't
have to bring it up.