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megman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:29 pm

Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:23 pm

megman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:21 pm

Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:20 pm

JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:19 pm

megman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:17 pm
Is it C cells?

USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.

Bluetooth?

The female version of blueballs.

Bluetwat.

Waffle?

Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:20 pm

JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:19 pm

megman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:17 pm

JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:21 pm ^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.

Is it C cells?

USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.

Bluetooth?

BigRedRetard wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:42 pm https://www.azfamily.com/news/mesa-woma ... 97c2d.html

JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:46 pm

BigRedRetard wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:42 pm https://www.azfamily.com/news/mesa-woma ... 97c2d.html

I'm trying to figure out how this physically happened.

JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:38 pm

Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:20 pm

JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:19 pm

megman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:17 pm

JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:21 pm ^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.

Is it C cells?

USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.

Bluetooth?

No it doesnt require it. It uses suction, not vibration. Extremely effective!

Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:02 pm Or, Bangs Tennessee Tuxedo.

JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:56 pm

Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:02 pm Or, Bangs Tennessee Tuxedo.

It's a penguin, you uncultured swine.

JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:56 pm

Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:02 pm Or, Bangs Tennessee Tuxedo.

It's a penguin, you uncultured swine.

Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:23 pm

megman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:21 pm

Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:20 pm

JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:19 pm

megman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:17 pm

JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:21 pm ^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.

Is it C cells?

USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.

Bluetooth?

The female version of blueballs.

Bluetwat.

Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:15 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:40 pm

Geist wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 8:38 pm Anyone use it? So far it seems like the selection of desperate woman is much better then OKC or Tinder.

I had it, it's the same thing as Tinder except the women have to stay the conversation and more of them expect you to pick up the check. Try Hinge. I at least made out with every date I had from there and played with most of their tits.
Stay away from plenty of fish, that's like a step above the trailer trash.

Which one gets you the trailer trash?

I'd join that one.

Blast wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:12 am

Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:15 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:40 pm

Geist wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 8:38 pm Anyone use it? So far it seems like the selection of desperate woman is much better then OKC or Tinder.

I had it, it's the same thing as Tinder except the women have to stay the conversation and more of them expect you to pick up the check. Try Hinge. I at least made out with every date I had from there and played with most of their tits.
Stay away from plenty of fish, that's like a step above the trailer trash.

Which one gets you the trailer trash?

I'd join that one.

You don't have trailer trash out there do you?

megman wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:16 am

Wut wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:21 am If HighnDry could replace that picture, with a humorous penguin maybe, that would be appreciated.

HighNDry wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:29 am

Wut wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:21 am If HighnDry could replace that picture, with a humorous penguin maybe, that would be appreciated.

OK, you've all suffered enough.

JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:13 pm

Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:10 pm

JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:07 pm I have it, havent met anyone from there but I have chatted with a few decent ones. This online dating thing is weird, apparently I dont get it.

I thought it was just connect, meet, eat, drink, boink. There's more to it?

I thought so? But I've been out on several "dates" lately where I think it's fun and we hit it off but then I get the old friend zone text afterwards. Didn't realize that happened to women.

I'm not super hot but I'm in decent shape for almost 40, I get tons of messages on those apps, I guess I'm just choosing the wrong ones to meet up with.

Deathproof wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:27 am

JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:13 pm

Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:10 pm

JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:07 pm I have it, havent met anyone from there but I have chatted with a few decent ones. This online dating thing is weird, apparently I dont get it.

I thought it was just connect, meet, eat, drink, boink. There's more to it?

I thought so? But I've been out on several "dates" lately where I think it's fun and we hit it off but then I get the old friend zone text afterwards. Didn't realize that happened to women.

I'm not super hot but I'm in decent shape for almost 40, I get tons of messages on those apps, I guess I'm just choosing the wrong ones to meet up with.

I don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.

Deathproof wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:27 am I don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.

JCW wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:46 am

Deathproof wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:27 am I don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.

Gee won't the tubby 7-11 girls be jealous then?

Everyone calls me wonky because my boobs are slightly different sizes. Is that a dealbreaker?

Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 4:42 am I’ve tried but it’s pointless when the ghost of a quasi-relationship past haunt any chance of a normal relationship ever coming to fruition.

Good luck?

Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 4:42 am I’ve tried but it’s pointless when the ghost of a quasi-relationship past haunt any chance of a normal relationship ever coming to fruition.

Good luck?