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Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:39 pm
by Whackov
What is red and pink and hanging out of your dog’s mouth?
Your baby’s leg.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:39 pm
by Hyperv12
What do you call an epileptic water-skiing?
Skip
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:45 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:41 pm
by Hyperv12
Why is Stephen Hawking crap as a comedian?
He can’t do stand-up
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:49 pm
by Hyperv12
Say what you like about paedophiles at least they drive slow around schools.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 6:58 pm
by Hyperv12
What is black and at the top of the staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:10 pm
by Hyperv12
What’s 18 inches long, stiff and makes women cry all night long?
Cot Death.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:16 pm
by Stapes
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable.
Getting her back in the wheelchair.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:20 pm
by Hyperv12
Why should you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can cum on its face as it goes in.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:26 pm
by Hyperv12
Is this thread for only sick jokes or are offensive jokes allowed too?
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:34 pm
by Whackov
Hyperv12 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:26 pm
Is this thread for only sick jokes or are offensive jokes allowed too?
My vote would be all offensive jokes
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:50 pm
by Hyperv12
Whackov wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:34 pm
Hyperv12 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:26 pm
Is this thread for only sick jokes or are offensive jokes allowed too?
My vote would be all offensive jokes
Mine too, I got more than a few of those, I’m out of baby jokes and and to my mind they’re pretty sick too.
Example;
What’s the worst thing about dumping a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:55 pm
by Whackov
Hyperv12 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:50 pm
Whackov wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:34 pm
Hyperv12 wrote: ↑Thu Apr 08, 2021 7:26 pm
Is this thread for only sick jokes or are offensive jokes allowed too?
My vote would be all offensive jokes
Mine too, I got more than a few of those, I’m out of baby jokes and and to my mind they’re pretty sick too.
Example;
What’s the worst thing about dumping a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
How do you get a Jewish girl’s number?
You look on her wrist.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:06 pm
by Hyperv12
what's the difference between a jew and santa?-
-santa comes down the chimney.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:09 pm
by Hyperv12
Just been to my first Muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow, but fuck me the pass the parcel was quick!
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:13 pm
by Whackov
A priest and a rabbi are walking past a playground. The priest turns to the rabbi and says, "Let's go screw those kids." The rabbi replies, "Outta what?"
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:15 pm
by Whackov
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:16 pm
by Whackov
Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:18 pm
by Whackov
What did they call the Oompa Loompas at Auschwitz?
Concentrated orange Jews.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:19 pm
by Whackov
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:39 pm
by peterosehaircut
How do you pick up a hot Jewish girl?
With a broom and dust pan.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:50 pm
by Hyperv12
What do you do when you see a Pakistani drowning?
Throw him his wife and kids.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 8:52 pm
by Hyperv12
What do you call 4 Mexicans in a Ford Taurus driving over a cliff?
A waste of space, the Taurus seats 5.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:03 pm
by Whackov
I feel like pedophiles get a bad rep, people should feel bad for them, they have a hard time fitting in.
Re: Sick jokes
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 9:04 pm
by Whackov
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream