UJR Superlatives

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Re: UJR Superlatives

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Animal wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 3:09 am
Stapes wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 3:02 am
Animal wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 2:48 am I laughed when I heard that Stapes was voted the "Most Likely not to Notice all of the people on the sidewalk laughing while he sat on the city bus licking the Window."
Christ you texans suck at insults
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You should have led with this. Much better... Lol
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Stapes wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 3:38 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 3:37 am
Stapes wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 3:02 am
Animal wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 2:48 am I laughed when I heard that Stapes was voted the "Most Likely not to Notice all of the people on the sidewalk laughing while he sat on the city bus licking the Window."
Christ you texans suck at insults
A little wordy for a smackdown, right?

Exactly
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i'm a big fan of really lame humor. thanks.
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Animal wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 3:51 am i'm a big fan of really lame humor. thanks.
Then you should've went with most likely to suck seed
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Animal wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 3:09 am
Stapes wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 3:02 am
Animal wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 2:48 am I laughed when I heard that Stapes was voted the "Most Likely not to Notice all of the people on the sidewalk laughing while he sat on the city bus licking the Window."
Christ you texans suck at insults
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:27 pm Most Likely To Submit To My Considerable Charms: disco.moon
You should have hit it in high school.
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Whackov wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 9:13 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:27 pm Most Likely To Submit To My Considerable Charms: disco.moon
You should have hit it in high school.
True.....
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I bet you and the girls were amazing at 18 unless you were a late bloomer.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 9:32 pm
Whackov wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 9:30 pm I bet you and the girls were amazing at 18 unless you were a late bloomer.
I got boobs at 12 lol. The girls don't look much different than when I was an entertainer.
Are there any pictures in the vault of your "entertainer" days? That could be stimulating :)
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 9:27 pm
Whackov wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 9:13 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 5:27 pm Most Likely To Submit To My Considerable Charms: disco.moon
You should have hit it in high school.
I would've been a child pervert.
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Year 9 at school I got voted most likely to become a pimp 🤔
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:25 pm
Cyberhonky wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:08 pm Year 9 at school I got voted most likely to become a pimp 🤔
Lol at 15?! That's cool. I a boy named Jason and I were voted class favorites Freshman year.
Dunno how it happened (I was wagging that day) but the next day I got told there was a 'career day' or some shit and that was evidently my career 😁

Would've been some decent perks with that job 👌
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disco.moon wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 12:16 am
Cyberhonky wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:34 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:25 pm
Cyberhonky wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:08 pm Year 9 at school I got voted most likely to become a pimp 🤔
Lol at 15?! That's cool. I a boy named Jason and I were voted class favorites Freshman year.
Dunno how it happened (I was wagging that day) but the next day I got told there was a 'career day' or some shit and that was evidently my career 😁

Would've been some decent perks with that job 👌
I can only assume "wagging" has something to do with kangaroos because Australia.
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Cyberhonky wrote: Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:08 pm Year 9 at school I got voted most likely to become a pimp 🤔
Back when Aussies still had their stones. Good days.
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