Blue's Kitchen tips

[disco.moon]

Then I did burgers which were too "hard" and dry with roasted taters, then I did taco salad - spices from the cabinet, not a packet and Spanish rice (from a box) and the meat wasn't flavorful enough and there was still some water in the rice (I think I misread the directions) then by Thursday night it was take out.

FFS

I've already admitted I'm bad in the kitchen, wtf do you want? You wanna push me on the playground? Pinch me? Fucking sadist dickface.

Surely you have several women in your real life to fuck with and disappoint.

[disco.moon]

What, you wanna tie me up in vinyl straps and spank me with a little paddle that reads "SLUT"? Then what?...You're gonna like punish me real bad because I'm such a bad, awful, naughty housewife?? Fucking sadist.

[woohooguy]

What, you wanna tie me up in vinyl straps and spank me with a little paddle that reads "SLUT"? Then what?...You're gonna like punish me real bad because I'm such a bad, awful, naughty housewife?? Fucking sadist.

Thats freaking hawt.

[disco.moon]

What, you wanna tie me up in vinyl straps and spank me with a little paddle that reads "SLUT"? Then what?...You're gonna like punish me real bad because I'm such a bad, awful, naughty housewife?? Fucking sadist.

Thats freaking hawt.

It turned me on a little typing it.

[CentralTexasCrude]

[Biker]

What, you wanna tie me up in vinyl straps and spank me with a little paddle that reads "SLUT"? Then what?...You're gonna like punish me real bad because I'm such a bad, awful, naughty housewife?? Fucking sadist.

That’s not a bad start.

[Bluespruce1964]

What, you wanna tie me up in vinyl straps and spank me with a little paddle that reads "SLUT"? Then what?...You're gonna like punish me real bad because I'm such a bad, awful, naughty housewife?? Fucking sadist.

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[jsdspif]

When smoking salmon, don't light the tail. It's hard to keep it lit.

I was friends with a radio dj years ago.One night I got all "pie eyed" and called him while he was working and I said "I'm so high right now,it took me 5 tries to push the right buttons on the phone to call you" and he asked "Man,what have you been smoking?" and I said "a turkey!". About half hour later he played that on the radio.

[Bluespruce1964]

When smoking salmon, don't light the tail. It's hard to keep it lit.

I was friends with a radio dj years ago.One night I got all "pie eyed" and called him while he was working and I said "I'm so high right now,it took me 5 tries to push the right buttons on the phone to call you" and he asked "Man,what have you been smoking?" and I said "a turkey!". About half hour later he played that on the radio.

[disco.moon]

What, you wanna tie me up in vinyl straps and spank me with a little paddle that reads "SLUT"? Then what?...You're gonna like punish me real bad because I'm such a bad, awful, naughty housewife?? Fucking sadist.

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No. That's not a paddle.

[disco.moon]

When smoking salmon, don't light the tail. It's hard to keep it lit.

I was friends with a radio dj years ago.One night I got all "pie eyed" and called him while he was working and I said "I'm so high right now,it took me 5 tries to push the right buttons on the phone to call you" and he asked "Man,what have you been smoking?" and I said "a turkey!". About half hour later he played that on the radio.

You're so weird.

[stonedmegman]

So the BF recently brought up how I don't cook. I reminded him how he acts when I cook, how his family makes jokes about my cooking, so why should I waste my time. He was like no no it's not like that.

I cooked for 4 days straight - my son liked everything. The Bf had complaints on every single thing. BY Thursday I was fucking done.

I'm really good at baking and doing breakfast, but I guess every other thing I make is flavorless, dry, too watery, or just blah. I'm fucking over it. We got together and he was the one that does the cooking. All my exes have done the cooking- like this is the way we met why the fuck are you expecting me to be like Rachel Ray all of a sudden. / end rant

Ya know, if you put the BBQ sauce that I sent you on whatever you cook it will be awesome.

[disco.moon]

So the BF recently brought up how I don't cook. I reminded him how he acts when I cook, how his family makes jokes about my cooking, so why should I waste my time. He was like no no it's not like that.

I cooked for 4 days straight - my son liked everything. The Bf had complaints on every single thing. BY Thursday I was fucking done.

I'm really good at baking and doing breakfast, but I guess every other thing I make is flavorless, dry, too watery, or just blah. I'm fucking over it. We got together and he was the one that does the cooking. All my exes have done the cooking- like this is the way we met why the fuck are you expecting me to be like Rachel Ray all of a sudden. / end rant

Ya know, if you put the BBQ sauce that I sent you on whatever you cook it will be awesome.

It's still in the pantry. I would likely ruin it

[stonedmegman]

So the BF recently brought up how I don't cook. I reminded him how he acts when I cook, how his family makes jokes about my cooking, so why should I waste my time. He was like no no it's not like that.

I cooked for 4 days straight - my son liked everything. The Bf had complaints on every single thing. BY Thursday I was fucking done.

I'm really good at baking and doing breakfast, but I guess every other thing I make is flavorless, dry, too watery, or just blah. I'm fucking over it. We got together and he was the one that does the cooking. All my exes have done the cooking- like this is the way we met why the fuck are you expecting me to be like Rachel Ray all of a sudden. / end rant

Ya know, if you put the BBQ sauce that I sent you on whatever you cook it will be awesome.

It's still in the pantry. I would likely ruin it

Fuck the critics.

[disco.moon]

I'm done. He's cooking currently.

[Blast]

What, you wanna tie me up in vinyl straps and spank me with a little paddle that reads "SLUT"? Then what?...You're gonna like punish me real bad because I'm such a bad, awful, naughty housewife?? Fucking sadist.

Thats freaking hawt.

It turned me on a little typing it.

Ever had that done to you in a murder basement? A friend was asking.

[disco.moon]

What, you wanna tie me up in vinyl straps and spank me with a little paddle that reads "SLUT"? Then what?...You're gonna like punish me real bad because I'm such a bad, awful, naughty housewife?? Fucking sadist.

Thats freaking hawt.

It turned me on a little typing it.

Ever had that done to you in a murder basement? A friend was asking.

Oh yeah, like 11ty times.

[Vitamin E]

Where's the cursive, Boomer?

[Animal]

that's Colonel Sanders secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices.

[Reservoir Dog]

Never cut up hot peppers with your bare hands and then take a piss.

[BigChiefin]

Never cut up hot peppers with your bare hands and then take a piss.

Finally, a useful kitchen tip.

[B-Tender]

Origino?

[Animal]

Origino?

supposedly this note was a picture of some hand notes on the back of a photograph in a photo album owned by Colonel Sander's sister (or something like that). And verified by his nephew who used to have to mix the spices and flour mix and bag it up to sell to the franchises.

[Biker]

Paprika is an underused spice in the US. The Europeans and Arabs love it

[Bluespruce1964]

Simply by replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87%...



...of what little joy you had left in your life.