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Re: FML

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disco.moon wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:36 am
stonedmegman wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:35 am It's the bomb alright. System went down last week and nobody could access appts, anywhere.

And you are a big deal FTR. 8-)
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What a pain in the ass.
That's what bluespruce said. :lol:
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:46 pm I drove home from the oregon coast yesterday after a sex and fun filled weekend thinking I could not possibly be any happier. I hope that helps.
sounds like your boyfriend is younger than you
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just to be clear, I am dating a nice widow, and a lawyer, and a female. I will send animal a photo for confirmation.
I'm up early.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 5:53 pm just to be clear, I am dating a nice widow, and a lawyer, and a female.
So you're getting pegged by 3 different people!
You dawg !!!
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dammit!
I'm up early.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 5:53 pm just to be clear, I am dating a nice widow, and a lawyer, and a female. I will send animal a photo for confirmation.
no photo has been received.
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Animal wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 6:04 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 5:53 pm just to be clear, I am dating a nice widow, and a lawyer, and a female. I will send animal a photo for confirmation.
no photo has been received.
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Well, I'll be damned. Photo was received and Bluespruce has a winner. She's extremely cute.

Who helped you get her into the trunk?
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Animal wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 6:07 pm Well, I'll be damned. Photo was received and Bluespruce has a winner. She's extremely cute.

Who helped you get her into the trunk?
So he finally decided between the widow, the lawyer and the female eh?
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Don Julio ?
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 6:16 pm Don Julio ?
she is cute, though. and she's a sex maniac?
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stay tuned. she is staying over Friday :biggrin:
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 6:22 pm stay tuned. she is staying over Friday :biggrin:
Better start making the investment...

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stonedmegman wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 6:15 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Feb 14, 2023 6:07 pm Well, I'll be damned. Photo was received and Bluespruce has a winner. She's extremely cute.

Who helped you get her into the trunk?
So he finally decided between the widow, the lawyer and the female eh?
Since he specified that the last one was female, I'm going with the other two (in order) are Trans & Male.
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It's just one girl. I'm happy :D
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Wed Feb 15, 2023 5:48 pm It's just one girl. I'm happy :D
Watch out when dating lawyers. They like to work too much and have expensive tastes.
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Well my back surgery scheduled for Apr 28 got bumped to Cinco de Mayo. :evil:
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stonedmegman wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2023 1:39 am Well my back surgery scheduled for Apr 28 got bumped to Cinco de Mayo. :evil:
Well, maybe that's a good thing! You should go in wearing a Corona T shirt.
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:lol:
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stonedmegman wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2023 1:39 am Well my back surgery scheduled for Apr 28 got bumped to Cinco de Mayo. :evil:
disc fusion?
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fouts wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2023 3:50 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2023 1:39 am Well my back surgery scheduled for Apr 28 got bumped to Cinco de Mayo. :evil:
disc fusion?
Ya. Rods and a metal disc infused with bone.
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stonedmegman wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2023 4:43 pm
fouts wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2023 3:50 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2023 1:39 am Well my back surgery scheduled for Apr 28 got bumped to Cinco de Mayo. :evil:
disc fusion?
Ya. Rods and a metal disc infused with bone.
so it sounds like multiple disc spaces are being repaired.if you need to loose weight do it before surgery. successful fusion depends on how stable the spine is at after surgery, weight gain/loss effects the spine after surgery.good luck
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fouts wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2023 5:14 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2023 4:43 pm
fouts wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2023 3:50 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2023 1:39 am Well my back surgery scheduled for Apr 28 got bumped to Cinco de Mayo. :evil:
disc fusion?
Ya. Rods and a metal disc infused with bone.
so it sounds like multiple disc spaces are being repaired.if you need to loose weight do it before surgery. successful fusion depends on how stable the spine is at after surgery, weight gain/loss effects the spine after surgery.good luck
L5/S1. Need to lose a few pounds but nothing to write home aboot.

My concern is that I have severe osteoporosis. I have trouble growing bone to start with.
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stonedmegman wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2023 5:18 pm
fouts wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2023 5:14 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2023 4:43 pm
fouts wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2023 3:50 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Tue Apr 04, 2023 1:39 am Well my back surgery scheduled for Apr 28 got bumped to Cinco de Mayo. :evil:
disc fusion?
Ya. Rods and a metal disc infused with bone.
so it sounds like multiple disc spaces are being repaired.if you need to loose weight do it before surgery. successful fusion depends on how stable the spine is at after surgery, weight gain/loss effects the spine after surgery.good luck
L5/S1. Need to lose a few pounds but nothing to write home aboot.

My concern is that I have severe osteoporosis. I have trouble growing bone to start with.
bone growing peaks at about 30 yrs old then declines, for everybody. maintaining bone density is more important. loosing belly fat and building abdomen muscles takes pressure off the spine and the pinching of nerves that causes the pain and numbness. there should be some rehab after surgery to help you adapt to the new spine alignment ,dont skip those sessions. also,look at your diet ,good bone mass depends on at least a half ass good diet.
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Hold on...I was told there is no waiting and no delays for surgery up there.
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