That's what bluespruce said.disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:36 amstonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 12:35 am It's the bomb alright. System went down last week and nobody could access appts, anywhere.
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What a pain in the ass.
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sounds like your boyfriend is younger than youBluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 13, 2023 11:46 pm I drove home from the oregon coast yesterday after a sex and fun filled weekend thinking I could not possibly be any happier. I hope that helps.
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just to be clear, I am dating a nice widow, and a lawyer, and a female. I will send animal a photo for confirmation.
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So you're getting pegged by 3 different people!Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 5:53 pm just to be clear, I am dating a nice widow, and a lawyer, and a female.
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no photo has been received.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 5:53 pm just to be clear, I am dating a nice widow, and a lawyer, and a female. I will send animal a photo for confirmation.
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Banning proceedings have commenced.Animal wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 6:04 pmno photo has been received.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 5:53 pm just to be clear, I am dating a nice widow, and a lawyer, and a female. I will send animal a photo for confirmation.
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So he finally decided between the widow, the lawyer and the female eh?
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Better start making the investment...

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Since he specified that the last one was female, I'm going with the other two (in order) are Trans & Male.stonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue Feb 14, 2023 6:15 pmSo he finally decided between the widow, the lawyer and the female eh?
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Watch out when dating lawyers. They like to work too much and have expensive tastes.
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Well my back surgery scheduled for Apr 28 got bumped to Cinco de Mayo. 
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Well, maybe that's a good thing! You should go in wearing a Corona T shirt.stonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 1:39 am Well my back surgery scheduled for Apr 28 got bumped to Cinco de Mayo.![]()
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disc fusion?stonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 1:39 am Well my back surgery scheduled for Apr 28 got bumped to Cinco de Mayo.![]()
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Ya. Rods and a metal disc infused with bone.fouts wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 3:50 pmdisc fusion?stonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 1:39 am Well my back surgery scheduled for Apr 28 got bumped to Cinco de Mayo.![]()
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so it sounds like multiple disc spaces are being repaired.if you need to loose weight do it before surgery. successful fusion depends on how stable the spine is at after surgery, weight gain/loss effects the spine after surgery.good luckstonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 4:43 pmYa. Rods and a metal disc infused with bone.fouts wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 3:50 pmdisc fusion?stonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 1:39 am Well my back surgery scheduled for Apr 28 got bumped to Cinco de Mayo.![]()
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L5/S1. Need to lose a few pounds but nothing to write home aboot.fouts wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 5:14 pmso it sounds like multiple disc spaces are being repaired.if you need to loose weight do it before surgery. successful fusion depends on how stable the spine is at after surgery, weight gain/loss effects the spine after surgery.good luckstonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 4:43 pmYa. Rods and a metal disc infused with bone.fouts wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 3:50 pmdisc fusion?stonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 1:39 am Well my back surgery scheduled for Apr 28 got bumped to Cinco de Mayo.![]()
My concern is that I have severe osteoporosis. I have trouble growing bone to start with.
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bone growing peaks at about 30 yrs old then declines, for everybody. maintaining bone density is more important. loosing belly fat and building abdomen muscles takes pressure off the spine and the pinching of nerves that causes the pain and numbness. there should be some rehab after surgery to help you adapt to the new spine alignment ,dont skip those sessions. also,look at your diet ,good bone mass depends on at least a half ass good diet.stonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 5:18 pmL5/S1. Need to lose a few pounds but nothing to write home aboot.fouts wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 5:14 pmso it sounds like multiple disc spaces are being repaired.if you need to loose weight do it before surgery. successful fusion depends on how stable the spine is at after surgery, weight gain/loss effects the spine after surgery.good luckstonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 4:43 pmYa. Rods and a metal disc infused with bone.fouts wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 3:50 pmdisc fusion?stonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue Apr 04, 2023 1:39 am Well my back surgery scheduled for Apr 28 got bumped to Cinco de Mayo.![]()
My concern is that I have severe osteoporosis. I have trouble growing bone to start with.