Name things that are proof that God hates us!

[BigChiefin]

Jardiance commercial

Any of those..."Ask a doctor if it's right for you", commercials.

I love the "Don't take XXXX if you are allergic to it" line. It's a brand new drug, how the fuck would I know if I'm allergic to it?

[CHEEZY17]

Jardiance commercial

I want bang that fat chick in the commercial!

[Ricrude]

Jardiance commercial

Any of those..."Ask a doctor if it's right for you", commercials.

I love the "Don't take XXXX if you are allergic to it" line. It's a brand new drug, how the fuck would I know if I'm allergic to it?

When the side effects are projectile diarrhea, stroke or death...I'm out.

[Blast]

Politics

[stonedmegman]

Have fire ants been mentioned? The bug from hell.

[necronomous]

Leftist, socialists

[saltydog]

Leftist, socialists

[CentralTexasCrude]

Have fire ants been mentioned? The bug from hell.

Do you know where they are from and how they got here?

[stonedmegman]

Yes I do Googlemeister.

[Animal]

Have fire ants been mentioned? The bug from hell.

Do you know where they are from and how they got here?

Let me think. If my memory is right, the black imported fire ant, accidentally imported from South America into Mobile, Alabama, was first reported in 1918. Its distribution is still restricted to parts of Mississippi and Alabama. The red imported fire ant was imported around the 1930’s and has spread to infest more than 260 million acres of land in nine southeastern states, including all or portions of Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Texas and Oklahoma (Lofgren 1986, Sparks 1995). This species has become very abundant, displacing many native ant species when abundant. It has the potential of spreading west and surviving in southern Arizona and along the Pacific coast north to Washington (Vinson & Sorenson 1986).

Ants occur throughout the world. Harvester ants occur west of the Mississippi river and in the south, with common species including the western harvester ant, Polygomyrmex occidentalis (Cresson), the red harvester ant, P. barbatus (F. Smith), the California harvester ant, P. californicus (Buckley) and the Florida harvester ant, P. badius (Latreille)(Crocker et al. 1995). The Texas leafcutting ant occurs in the eastern half of Texas and west-central Louisiana (Stewart 1982). In the northeastern states, the cornfield ant, thepavement ant, the red ant and the Allegheny mound ant are the common species of colonizing turfgrass areas. Many species of ants that occur in turfgrass are native to the United States.

I may have some of those dates off by a few days.

[rule34]

Organized religion

[rule34]

Have fire ants been mentioned? The bug from hell.

Do you know where they are from and how they got here?

Let me think. If my memory is right, the black imported fire ant, accidentally imported from South America into Mobile, Alabama, was first reported in 1918. Its distribution is still restricted to parts of Mississippi and Alabama. The red imported fire ant was imported around the 1930’s and has spread to infest more than 260 million acres of land in nine southeastern states, including all or portions of Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Texas and Oklahoma (Lofgren 1986, Sparks 1995). This species has become very abundant, displacing many native ant species when abundant. It has the potential of spreading west and surviving in southern Arizona and along the Pacific coast north to Washington (Vinson & Sorenson 1986).

Ants occur throughout the world. Harvester ants occur west of the Mississippi river and in the south, with common species including the western harvester ant, Polygomyrmex occidentalis (Cresson), the red harvester ant, P. barbatus (F. Smith), the California harvester ant, P. californicus (Buckley) and the Florida harvester ant, P. badius (Latreille)(Crocker et al. 1995). The Texas leafcutting ant occurs in the eastern half of Texas and west-central Louisiana (Stewart 1982). In the northeastern states, the cornfield ant, thepavement ant, the red ant and the Allegheny mound ant are the common species of colonizing turfgrass areas. Many species of ants that occur in turfgrass are native to the United States.

I may have some of those dates off by a few days.

I sat in a red ant hill as a kid.

[CentralTexasCrude]

Have fire ants been mentioned? The bug from hell.

Do you know where they are from and how they got here?

Let me think. If my memory is right, the black imported fire ant, accidentally imported from South America into Mobile, Alabama, was first reported in 1918. Its distribution is still restricted to parts of Mississippi and Alabama. The red imported fire ant was imported around the 1930’s and has spread to infest more than 260 million acres of land in nine southeastern states, including all or portions of Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Texas and Oklahoma (Lofgren 1986, Sparks 1995). This species has become very abundant, displacing many native ant species when abundant. It has the potential of spreading west and surviving in southern Arizona and along the Pacific coast north to Washington (Vinson & Sorenson 1986).

Ants occur throughout the world. Harvester ants occur west of the Mississippi river and in the south, with common species including the western harvester ant, Polygomyrmex occidentalis (Cresson), the red harvester ant, P. barbatus (F. Smith), the California harvester ant, P. californicus (Buckley) and the Florida harvester ant, P. badius (Latreille)(Crocker et al. 1995). The Texas leafcutting ant occurs in the eastern half of Texas and west-central Louisiana (Stewart 1982). In the northeastern states, the cornfield ant, thepavement ant, the red ant and the Allegheny mound ant are the common species of colonizing turfgrass areas. Many species of ants that occur in turfgrass are native to the United States.

I may have some of those dates off by a few days.

[peterosehaircut]

Jardiance commercial

I want bang that fat chick in the commercial!

Are you sure you have enough dick to reach anything important on her?

[Animal]

Jardiance commercial

I want bang that fat chick in the commercial!

Are you sure you have enough dick to reach anything important on her?

let him bang away.

[CHEEZY17]

Jardiance commercial

I want bang that fat chick in the commercial!

Are you sure you have enough dick to reach anything important on her?

[FSchmertz]

Have fire ants been mentioned? The bug from hell.

Do you know where they are from and how they got here?

Let me think. If my memory is right, the black imported fire ant, accidentally imported from South America into Mobile, Alabama, was first reported in 1918. Its distribution is still restricted to parts of Mississippi and Alabama. The red imported fire ant was imported around the 1930’s and has spread to infest more than 260 million acres of land in nine southeastern states, including all or portions of Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Texas and Oklahoma (Lofgren 1986, Sparks 1995). This species has become very abundant, displacing many native ant species when abundant. It has the potential of spreading west and surviving in southern Arizona and along the Pacific coast north to Washington (Vinson & Sorenson 1986).

Ants occur throughout the world. Harvester ants occur west of the Mississippi river and in the south, with common species including the western harvester ant, Polygomyrmex occidentalis (Cresson), the red harvester ant, P. barbatus (F. Smith), the California harvester ant, P. californicus (Buckley) and the Florida harvester ant, P. badius (Latreille)(Crocker et al. 1995). The Texas leafcutting ant occurs in the eastern half of Texas and west-central Louisiana (Stewart 1982). In the northeastern states, the cornfield ant, thepavement ant, the red ant and the Allegheny mound ant are the common species of colonizing turfgrass areas. Many species of ants that occur in turfgrass are native to the United States.

I may have some of those dates off by a few days.

I sat in a red ant hill as a kid.

Was that only as a kid, or is that still a hobby?

[rule34]

Have fire ants been mentioned? The bug from hell.

Do you know where they are from and how they got here?

Let me think. If my memory is right, the black imported fire ant, accidentally imported from South America into Mobile, Alabama, was first reported in 1918. Its distribution is still restricted to parts of Mississippi and Alabama. The red imported fire ant was imported around the 1930’s and has spread to infest more than 260 million acres of land in nine southeastern states, including all or portions of Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Texas and Oklahoma (Lofgren 1986, Sparks 1995). This species has become very abundant, displacing many native ant species when abundant. It has the potential of spreading west and surviving in southern Arizona and along the Pacific coast north to Washington (Vinson & Sorenson 1986).

Ants occur throughout the world. Harvester ants occur west of the Mississippi river and in the south, with common species including the western harvester ant, Polygomyrmex occidentalis (Cresson), the red harvester ant, P. barbatus (F. Smith), the California harvester ant, P. californicus (Buckley) and the Florida harvester ant, P. badius (Latreille)(Crocker et al. 1995). The Texas leafcutting ant occurs in the eastern half of Texas and west-central Louisiana (Stewart 1982). In the northeastern states, the cornfield ant, thepavement ant, the red ant and the Allegheny mound ant are the common species of colonizing turfgrass areas. Many species of ants that occur in turfgrass are native to the United States.

I may have some of those dates off by a few days.

I sat in a red ant hill as a kid.

Was that only as a kid, or it that still a hobby?

You might do it more than once, but NEVER on purpose.

[rule34]

Jardiance commercial

I want bang that fat chick in the commercial!

Are you sure you have enough dick to reach anything important on her?

Are you saying you don't?

[peterosehaircut]

Jardiance commercial

I want bang that fat chick in the commercial!

Are you sure you have enough dick to reach anything important on her?

Are you saying you don't?

I'm not sure I want to find out.

[saltydog]

Bank of America

[Biker]

I sat in a red ant hill as a kid.

Why am I not surprised?

*on

[Charliesheen]

[rule34]

I sat in a red ant hill as a kid.

Why am I not surprised?

*on

Either way, it hurt like hell.

[saltydog]

Soccer