UJ's Hamster Died. We're All That's Left...
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When I had my house in Ottawa I made a wood BBQ from a 55 gallon steel drum and twice every summer I would buy a 25 lb piglet and invite all the neighbors on the block.
you laugh, but that's not far from what our turkey looks like every year going in the oven. maple smoked bacon with the turkey (and bacon) basted in maple syrup every 30 min during the cook.
These are rules to live by...bet you can get Hallmark to put it on one of their cards.Animal wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2023 2:32 ami am bad about ordering iced tea at breakfast. and its a mistake every time. its day old and tastes terrible.
I worked with a guy that had a few rules of restaurants. Don't ever eat at 24 hour places. They never have time to clean properly.
Never order your meal and your drink at the same time, they will forget to bring your drink.
Always pick the seat with the best view of the hottest girl in the place.
