Valentine's Day gift ideas

[stonedmegman]

I'm looking forward to March 14.

[Reservoir Dog]

I'm looking forward to March 14.

So is Biker's boyfriend.

[stonedmegman]

I'm looking forward to March 14.

So is Biker's boyfriend.

I spit rum out of my nose that I can't buy anymore due to the tariff war you asshole.

[Biker]

Pussyless haters are funny

[stonedmegman]

Pussyless haters are funny

No, you're not.

[jsdspif]

at fast food job I worked with a pretty hot blond and she was an identical twin. She also liked to make out with her sister when they'd have a few drinks, I thought everyone was bullshitting me about that but one of the guys had pictures to prove it. So a few days before valentines day she asked me about what she should get her boyfriend. So I told her shave her front private area hair into a heart shape and then when you're together you can get naked and take him a slice of cherry pie and tell him when you finish that slice you can have some of this pie. She said that is so awesome but there isn't time. And I was like what do you mean isn't time, she said "because I need time for the hair to grow, I'm totally shaved" so that was neat. Another time I asked her if she ever did anything making people think she was her sister and she said she could probably do it and no one would know until they got naked who was who, and I asked how would they know and she said "I told you I shave, my sister just trims it up real good". She was pretty neat to work with. I taught her about the shocker and she thought that was pretty funny. you know 2 in the pink 1 in the stink.

[Antknot]

[Antknot]

[Homebrew]