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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Aug 29, 2022 10:47 pm

Animal wrote: ↑Mon Aug 29, 2022 10:41 pm

necronomous wrote: ↑Mon Aug 29, 2022 10:37 pm

Animal wrote: ↑Mon Aug 29, 2022 10:34 pm

You can draw straight lines anywhere. Or you can fucking zoom in and look.

i was trolling? you are now my bitch.

I think necro has been watching too many JFK assassination documentaries.

Or you can just zoom in and ....nevermind you pumpkin muppet.

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 02, 2022 1:33 am

At least she's hot

click through the photos

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from many men.

It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."
The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they went.

Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."
"Hmmm," said the ladies, "But I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting."
But there was another floor so further up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!"

So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are fucking impossible to please.

Facts

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sat Sep 03, 2022 11:22 am

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 1:19 pm

click through the photos

Where is that guy who runs down people at parades when you need him?

BigChiefin wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 2:23 am

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 1:19 pm

click through the photos

Where is that guy who runs down people at parades when you need him?

Damn dude that's harsh!

disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 7:31 pm

BigChiefin wrote: ↑Tue Sep 06, 2022 2:23 am

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 04, 2022 1:19 pm

click through the photos

Where is that guy who runs down people at parades when you need him?

Damn dude that's harsh!

Or we could just pass their info to Kiwi Farms. Whatever works.