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Re: smash or pass

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rule34 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:19 pm Foam Peanuts. Not the packing kind.
those are the only things worse than candy corn. and its even worse when the old people put them in your halloween bag without wrapping them in anything.
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animal is quite particular when he tricks and treats.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:32 pm animal is quite particular when he tricks and treats.
yep. and i hate going into those cheap neighborhoods (stapes) where they give you those tiny candy bars instead of the full size candy bars. they act like if they give you 2 of those 1/2 inch long snicker bars that's making up for the huge scam they are perpetrating. What are they going to think of next, some snicker bar aroma that they spray in your direction?
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What the fuck is a foam peanut?

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:37 pm What the fuck is a foam peanut?

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du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:52 pm These things...

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Smash
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:32 pm animal is quite particular when he tricks and treats.
He goes with the candies that have a high success rate of getting kids into his van.
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Whipped cream or Cool Whip
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 7:52 pm These things...

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Smash....hard
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rule34 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:39 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:37 pm What the fuck is a foam peanut?

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aka circus peanut
The first two you eat are the closest to heaven your tastebuds will get, after that you hate yourself.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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Whackov wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:45 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:32 pm animal is quite particular when he tricks and treats.
He goes with the candies that have a high success rate of getting kids into his van.
and the ones that don't make a mess on my clown suit.
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HighNDry wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:47 pm
rule34 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:39 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:37 pm What the fuck is a foam peanut?

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aka circus peanut
The first two you eat are the closest to heaven your tastebuds will get, after that you hate yourself.
They have to be fresh though to be good. My wife bought a few bags of chicks and peeps. They were harder than a rock so she threw them away
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Whackov wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:46 pm Whipped cream or Cool Whip
smash
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pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:54 pm
Whackov wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:46 pm Whipped cream or Cool Whip
smash
SMASH! (if it's on your wife's tits)
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rule34 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:39 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 8:37 pm What the fuck is a foam peanut?

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microwave them, add butter and rice crispies...thank me later
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:11 pm Image
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:16 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:13 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 9:11 pm Image
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york peppermint patty
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pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:18 pm york peppermint patty
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if thats those little candy cane things pass. i had a bad experience with them as a kid. peppermint grosses me out.
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pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:39 pm if thats those little candy cane things pass. i had a bad experience with them as a kid. peppermint grosses me out.

Got stuck in the pooper? Don't stick things in your ears or your buttholes kids......except for evvann
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pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:18 pm york peppermint patty
Semi smash. A few will do. My wife loves them though. Sometimes she will freeze the and eat them cold.
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Whackov wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:42 pm
pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:18 pm york peppermint patty
Semi smash. A few will do. My wife loves them though. Sometimes she will freeze the and eat them cold.
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