necronomous wrote: ↑Fri Oct 28, 2022 1:14 pm
For death proof
The beginning made me think those little bastard children were going to end up being cooked on the grill, and I was like "I approve".
Fuck condoms, though. Preventing bastard children is what anal sex is for.
Does your girlfriend's butthole even close anymore? Does her butthole whistle when she's walking in a dress? Does she still take shits, or does her poops just kind of fall out?
necronomous wrote: ↑Fri Oct 28, 2022 1:14 pm
For death proof
The beginning made me think those little bastard children were going to end up being cooked on the grill, and I was like "I approve".
Fuck condoms, though. Preventing bastard children is what anal sex is for.
Does your girlfriend's butthole even close anymore? Does her butthole whistle when she's walking in a dress? Does she still take shits, or does her poops just kind of fall out?
Kerra's back door is perfectly fine. I don't know if you understand how human anatomy works, but in case you don't, let me tell you: it doesn't remain gaping open after use. Think about it, does yours after you take a larger-than-average-sized Obama kid to the pool?