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Two guys, one old timer and one in his mid 20's, are pushing their carts around Lowe's when they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's a funny coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old timer says, "Doesn't matter--let's look for yours."

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 08, 2022 11:39 am

I think you just found SaltyD's favorite observation deck.

This baked ham better chill the fuck out !!!

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 08, 2022 4:27 pm

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 08, 2022 11:39 am

I think you just found SaltyD's favorite observation deck.

How did you know?

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Nov 08, 2022 5:01 pm This baked ham better chill the fuck out !!!

Send it to CTC. He can finally get laid.

HighNDry wrote: ↑Tue Nov 08, 2022 5:44 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Nov 08, 2022 5:01 pm This baked ham better chill the fuck out !!!

Send it to CTC. He can finally get laid.

CTC's dick went so long without touching a woman that his dick divorced him and left him for another man.

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Nov 08, 2022 5:01 pm This baked ham better chill the fuck out !!!

In HighNDry's house, that's not a meal, that's a date.

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 08, 2022 6:29 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Nov 08, 2022 5:01 pm This baked ham better chill the fuck out !!!

In HighNDry's house, that's not a meal, that's a date.

Says the guy who owns a Donald Trump fleshlight.