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Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:15 pm**

FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 5:56 pm

I loved his work in Ghostbusters. Who knew the terror dog was a cat?

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:34 pm**

Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:55 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:00 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:52 pm
HighNDry wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2020 2:05 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2020 1:58 pm BBQ Texas style
7CF73690-AFB1-4C30-B745-87C589610209.jpeg

I thought this was Texas BBQ.
He's not face down in it holding an empty beer can.
In the news article they mentioned it was built in 2000 and is the largest mobile cooker in the World. 40 tons and can cook 10,000- 12,000 lbs of food at a time. That big Texas thing on the back is where you load your wood for smoking.
i would have to call bullshit. Let's think about 12,000 lbs of food. A HUGE brisket is 16 lbs. That would be 750 briskets. I count around lids on that smoker. That would mean that each one of those lids would have to open up to accommodate 31 briskets. No way. I mean, if you stacked them like cord wood, maybe, but you couldn't cook them like that.

Looks like it's got an upper and lower cooking grate.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:55 pm**

Nero wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:34 pm
Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:55 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:00 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:52 pm
HighNDry wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2020 2:05 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2020 1:58 pm BBQ Texas style
7CF73690-AFB1-4C30-B745-87C589610209.jpeg

I thought this was Texas BBQ.
He's not face down in it holding an empty beer can.
In the news article they mentioned it was built in 2000 and is the largest mobile cooker in the World. 40 tons and can cook 10,000- 12,000 lbs of food at a time. That big Texas thing on the back is where you load your wood for smoking.
i would have to call bullshit. Let's think about 12,000 lbs of food. A HUGE brisket is 16 lbs. That would be 750 briskets. I count around lids on that smoker. That would mean that each one of those lids would have to open up to accommodate 31 briskets. No way. I mean, if you stacked them like cord wood, maybe, but you couldn't cook them like that.
Looks like it's got an upper and lower cooking grate.

still, you aren't getting 15 or more briskets on each grate. something doesn't add up.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:20 pm**

Dude needs to find someone who knows how to drive that truck properly.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm**

Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:55 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:00 pm
Blast wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:52 pm
HighNDry wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2020 2:05 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2020 1:58 pm BBQ Texas style
7CF73690-AFB1-4C30-B745-87C589610209.jpeg

I thought this was Texas BBQ.
He's not face down in it holding an empty beer can.
In the news article they mentioned it was built in 2000 and is the largest mobile cooker in the World. 40 tons and can cook 10,000- 12,000 lbs of food at a time. That big Texas thing on the back is where you load your wood for smoking.
i would have to call bullshit. Let's think about 12,000 lbs of food. A HUGE brisket is 16 lbs. That would be 750 briskets. I count around 24 lids on that smoker. That would mean that each one of those lids would have to open up to accommodate 31 briskets. No way. I mean, if you stacked them like cord wood, maybe, but you couldn't cook them like that.

No idea. Just mentioning what was said in the article. Also had a comment from a reader in the Houston Chronicle website who said he saw this on the side of the road in Kyle a few years back with a "for sale" sign. Asking price- $250,000.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:53 pm**

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm No idea. Just mentioning what was said in the article. Also had a comment from a reader in the Houston Chronicle website who said he saw this on the side of the road in Kyle a few years back with a "for sale" sign. Asking price- $250,000.

i doubt you'll find any squarehead or hunyak in the hill country willing to spend that kind of coin on a smoker.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:59 pm**

Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:53 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm No idea. Just mentioning what was said in the article. Also had a comment from a reader in the Houston Chronicle website who said he saw this on the side of the road in Kyle a few years back with a "for sale" sign. Asking price- $250,000.
i doubt you'll find any squarehead or hunyak in the hill country willing to spend that kind of coin on a smoker.

Not unless Jerry Jones' grandson/granddaughter is getting married.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:19 pm**

Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:53 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm No idea. Just mentioning what was said in the article. Also had a comment from a reader in the Houston Chronicle website who said he saw this on the side of the road in Kyle a few years back with a "for sale" sign. Asking price- $250,000.
i doubt you'll find any squarehead or hunyak in the hill country willing to spend that kind of coin on a smoker.

Reminds me of something from over 10 years ago. They were dedicating a new Historical marker nearby. I volunteered to cook burgers for whomever showed up. I was given this 15 ft monster from the school district and hauled it up onsite. Used one little corner for the 25 that showed up. Talk about overkill.

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:20 pm**

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:19 pm
Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:53 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm No idea. Just mentioning what was said in the article. Also had a comment from a reader in the Houston Chronicle website who said he saw this on the side of the road in Kyle a few years back with a "for sale" sign. Asking price- $250,000.
i doubt you'll find any squarehead or hunyak in the hill country willing to spend that kind of coin on a smoker.
Reminds me of something from over 10 years ago. They were dedicating a new Historical marker nearby. I volunteered to cook burgers for whomever showed up. I was given this 15 ft monster from the school district and hauled it up onsite. Used one little corner for the 25 that showed up. Talk about overkill.

I'll bet that one left a mark when you fell over it.....

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:23 pm**

megman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:20 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:19 pm
Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:53 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm No idea. Just mentioning what was said in the article. Also had a comment from a reader in the Houston Chronicle website who said he saw this on the side of the road in Kyle a few years back with a "for sale" sign. Asking price- $250,000.
i doubt you'll find any squarehead or hunyak in the hill country willing to spend that kind of coin on a smoker.
Reminds me of something from over 10 years ago. They were dedicating a new Historical marker nearby. I volunteered to cook burgers for whomever showed up. I was given this 15 ft monster from the school district and hauled it up onsite. Used one little corner for the 25 that showed up. Talk about overkill.
I'll bet that one left a mark when you fell over it.....

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:39 pm**

Everyone in Iraan showed up and the marker was for WTC, Iraan's only college graduate

Posted: **Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:22 pm**

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Biker wrote: ↑Wed Mar 11, 2020 2:37 pm

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Posted: **Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:58 pm**

Nero wrote: ↑Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:56 pm

Attack of the 50-foot bush.

Posted: **Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:20 am**

I've always liked that view.

Posted: **Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:20 am**

Posted: **Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:22 pm**

All I can think about is the previous days customers jizzing in that hole and than here comes Howie for the all you can eat buffet...…

Posted: **Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:42 pm**

Biker wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:25 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:22 pm All I can think about is the previous days customers jizzing in that hole and than here comes Howie for the all you can eat buffet...…
For real. That's some nasty shit

i've wondered this before. how do you clean jizz out of a vagina to make sure there is 0.000% of any left by an earlier guy? I guess this is why we don't let the girls mess around.

Posted: **Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:03 pm**

Stapes wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:22 pm All I can think about is the previous days customers jizzing in that hole and than here comes Howie for the all you can eat buffet...…

Previous day? Try same day an hour ago.

Posted: **Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:04 pm**

And the hour before that and the hour before that
...

Posted: **Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:08 pm**

Did the Clintons start the Corona virus because things were getting too hot over the Epstein murder?

Posted: **Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:16 pm**

B-Tender wrote: ↑Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:08 pm Did the Clintons start the Corona virus because things were getting too hot over the Epstein murder?

No.

The Chinese did it for Bernie.

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