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and that, folks, is how Howie gets into bed.

Animal wrote: ↑Fri Dec 23, 2022 5:38 pm and that, folks, is how Howie gets into bed.

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Dec 23, 2022 5:41 pm

Animal wrote: ↑Fri Dec 23, 2022 5:38 pm and that, folks, is how Howie gets into bed.

Even the baseball hat looks like it cant fit on that giant noggin.

PETRI DISH!!11!111!

What did the dwarf say to the prostitute?









Hi ho

I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on?

I said I’ve got a hard on but I didn’t know you could smell it

A woman has two admirers.

One of them is a doctor, and the other is a deaf guy. Every day, the doctor gives the woman a rose. And every day, the deaf guy gives her an apple. One day, the woman says to the the deaf guy: "Hey, that doctor gives me a rose every day, and I get the symbolism of that. But why do you give me an apple a day?"

To which the deaf guy responds: "WHAT?"

Antknot wrote: ↑Tue Dec 27, 2022 6:01 pm

You know shes a girl you want to marry when she has a dollar sign tattoo on her neck.

in their defense, who hasn't been chased into a closet for 3 days?

He finally decided after 2 days that she really meant no when she said it so to save face he called 911.

rule34 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 28, 2022 12:34 am He finally decided after 2 days that she really meant no when she said it so to save face he called 911.

i am going to guess that it takes about 2 days for meth to wear off.