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pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:39 pm if thats those little candy cane things pass. i had a bad experience with them as a kid. peppermint grosses me out.
i don't know if they make candy canes. but its the peppermint balls that are chewable.
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Butter mints/dinner mints /party mints. The ones that get served at wedding receptions, etc
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Animal wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:46 pm
pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:39 pm if thats those little candy cane things pass. i had a bad experience with them as a kid. peppermint grosses me out.
i don't know if they make candy canes. but its the peppermint balls that are chewable.
i popped a crown off on one of them. fuck those things
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Stapes wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:42 pm
pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:39 pm if thats those little candy cane things pass. i had a bad experience with them as a kid. peppermint grosses me out.

Got stuck in the pooper? Don't stick things in your ears or your buttholes kids......except for evvann
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pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:50 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:46 pm
pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:39 pm if thats those little candy cane things pass. i had a bad experience with them as a kid. peppermint grosses me out.
i don't know if they make candy canes. but its the peppermint balls that are chewable.
i popped a crown off on one of them. fuck those things
you had crowns when you were a kid?
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Cherry Mash

Chico Sticks

Bit O Honey
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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Whackov wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:49 pm Butter mints/dinner mints /party mints. The ones that get served at wedding receptions, etc
Smash butter mints
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Smash molasses taffy
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Animal wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:59 pm
pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:50 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:46 pm
pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:39 pm if thats those little candy cane things pass. i had a bad experience with them as a kid. peppermint grosses me out.
i don't know if they make candy canes. but its the peppermint balls that are chewable.
i popped a crown off on one of them. fuck those things
you had crowns when you were a kid?
i was like 20. yes
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rule34 wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:03 pm Cherry Mash

Chico Sticks

Bit O Honey
Bit O Honey has to be carefully smashed because it is a crown and filling magnet. Never had the other two
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megman wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:05 pm Smash molasses taffy
Smash salt ware taffy of varying flavors
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pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:20 pmkfc
Smash because it is greasy enough that it will easily pass. 😄
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Whackov wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:53 pm https://www.disneyfoodblog.com/2021/03/ ... xPvszAw30k

🤮 Hard pass
Pass on the peanut butter dip, but by itself, smash!

In Texas they will literally fry anything when it's coated in panko or cornmeal. I mean, *anything*!
I had to come to Florida to escape eating those coronary bypass on a stick things.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:33 pm
Whackov wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:53 pm https://www.disneyfoodblog.com/2021/03/ ... xPvszAw30k

🤮 Hard pass
Pass on the peanut butter dip, but by itself, smash!

In Texas they will literally fry anything when it's coated in panko or cornmeal. I mean, *anything*!
I had to come to Florida to escape eating those coronary bypass on a stick things.
I never figured out the fried butter and how you fry butter.
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Whackov wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:37 pm I never figured out the fried butter and how you fry butter.
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/23914 ... ied-butter :P

"Needs more butter!" https://www.pauladeen.com/recipe/paulas ... ter-balls/
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:30 pmFlan
smash

i make a chocoflan that's always a big hit. its a cake with the bottom half is a flan.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:39 pm
Whackov wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:37 pm I never figured out the fried butter and how you fry butter.
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/23914 ... ied-butter :P

"Needs more butter!" https://www.pauladeen.com/recipe/paulas ... ter-balls/
Ok. I would probably smash but I will try to forget that I saw the recipes
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 12:00 am
pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:41 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:30 pmFlan
smash

i make a chocoflan that's always a big hit. its a cake with the bottom half is a flan.
I've never tried it, but I like the word.
its also my porn name
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 12:00 amFrog legs
super pass
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pork wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 12:03 am
disco.moon wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 12:00 am
pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:41 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:30 pmFlan
smash

i make a chocoflan that's always a big hit. its a cake with the bottom half is a flan.
I've never tried it, but I like the word.
its also my porn name
Frog legs?
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 12:19 am
pork wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 12:03 am
disco.moon wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 12:00 am
pork wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:41 pm
disco.moon wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:30 pmFlan
smash

i make a chocoflan that's always a big hit. its a cake with the bottom half is a flan.
I've never tried it, but I like the word.
its also my porn name
Whackov wants to put Buffalo on his penis and your Flan Man. I'm ever the popular girl. :wub:
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Whackov wrote: Thu Apr 01, 2021 11:37 pm
I never figured out the fried butter and how you fry butter.
you freeze the butter. get the oil screaming hot. quickly take out the butter and batter it and drop it in the oil. let it fry for a few seconds until the batter is cooked and remove. the butter melts inside.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 12:00 amFrog legs
Smash
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