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Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 6:49 pm
by CaptQuint
Evvanrenea wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 6:21 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Apr 17, 2020 10:57 pm
That YouTube channel and That Chapter are my favs
Love JimCan'tSwim also watch that chapter. Check out True Crime Loser, he literally makes me lol

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:36 pm
by Nero

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 12:07 pm
by Deathproof
Nero wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:36 pm
I had a girlfriend years ago who never farted in my presence. Then one night she let out a tiny one in her sleep, so I dumped her via text the next morning and changed my phone number. I dont need that kind of shit in my life.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:08 pm
by Animal
Deathproof wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 12:07 pm I had a girlfriend years ago who never farted in my presence. Then one night she let out a tiny one in her sleep, so I dumped her via text the next morning and changed my phone number. I dont need that kind of shit in my life.
LMFAO!!

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:35 pm
by QillerDaemon
My wife has always been a prodigious farter, it's apparently something her second husband loved about her. When we were still friends working together, we'd have lunchtime farting contests, which she usually won. We've even dutch-oven'd one another. True love is farting together!

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:39 pm
by Deathproof
QillerDaemon wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:35 pm My wife has always been a prodigious farter, it's apparently something her second husband loved about her. When we were still friends working together, we'd have lunchtime farting contests, which she usually won. We've even dutch-oven'd one another. True love is farting together!
Gross.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:16 pm
by Charliesheen
Deathproof wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 12:07 pm
Nero wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:36 pm
I had a girlfriend years ago who never farted in my presence. Then one night she let out a tiny one in her sleep, so I dumped her via text the next morning and changed my phone number. I dont need that kind of shit in my life.
Oh shit!!

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:18 pm
by megman
Nero wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:36 pm
Can the coronavirus be spread through farts?
https://nypost.com/2020/04/20/can-the-c ... ugh-farts/

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:35 pm
by Stapes
I don't know what a dutch oven is..... So help me God it better be about making bread.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:37 pm
by Animal
Stapes wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:35 pm I don't know what a dutch oven is..... So help me God it better be about making bread.
its when its done in the bed and the covers are tucked in so that it can't escape.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:38 pm
by Stapes
Flumper wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:37 pm
Stapes wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:35 pm I don't know what a dutch oven is..... So help me God it better be about making bread.
its when its done in the bed and the covers are tucked in so that it can't escape.
Okay that's not so bad....... I had some other visuals going through my head.....lol

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 4:16 pm
by QillerDaemon
Stapes wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:35 pm I don't know what a dutch oven is..... So help me God it better be about making bread.
Much like bread, gas production is involved. :)

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 4:19 pm
by megman
Stapes wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:38 pm
Flumper wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:37 pm
Stapes wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 3:35 pm I don't know what a dutch oven is..... So help me God it better be about making bread.
its when its done in the bed and the covers are tucked in so that it can't escape.
Okay that's not so bad....... I had some other visuals going through my head.....lol
It usually involves pulling the blanket over someones head and then having to sleep on the couch. :D

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 4:26 pm
by jsdspif


Ted Fuckin Nugent

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:00 pm
by Zerobeat
jsdspif wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 4:26 pm

Ted Fuckin Nugent
People can say what they want about Ted's politics and personal choices, but I've never been less than entertained at his shows. Missed a chance at meeting him before a show. In retrospect, that may not have been as big a regret as I imagined at the time.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:08 pm
by Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty
You guys might need one of these.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:33 pm
by Wut
Zerobeat wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:00 pm
jsdspif wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 4:26 pm

Ted Fuckin Nugent
People can say what they want about Ted's politics and personal choices, but I've never been less than entertained at his shows. Missed a chance at meeting him before a show. In retrospect, that may not have been as big a regret as I imagined at the time.
I may have seen him in concert but it was during the Quaaludes era and I’m not sure.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:47 pm
by B-Tender
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Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:28 pm
by Deathproof
Zerobeat wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:00 pm
jsdspif wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 4:26 pm

Ted Fuckin Nugent
People can say what they want about Ted's politics and personal choices, but I've never been less than entertained at his shows. Missed a chance at meeting him before a show. In retrospect, that may not have been as big a regret as I imagined at the time.
His politics are awesome and correct. But I agree, his concerts are a spectacle. Entertaining as fuck. I've seen him three times and will again if I get a chance. I'm not one to geek out over meeting famous people, but he's one I'd ask for an autograph.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:32 pm
by CaptQuint
Gotta love shitting in your pants to avoid the draft

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:07 pm
by spudoc
CaptQuint wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:32 pm Gotta love shitting in your pants to avoid the draft
Don’t forget the pedophilia

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:16 pm
by necronomous
B-Tender wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 5:47 pm Image
Reminds me of something I used to say, sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the yard.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 2:40 am
by Nero
If you’ve never seen this, you need too. Streaming on Prime.


Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 3:56 pm
by Deathproof
spudoc wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:07 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:32 pm Gotta love shitting in your pants to avoid the draft
Don’t forget the pedophilia
He didn't molest me, so I personally don't give a fuck. God-level guitar skills more than overshadow that shit.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2020 6:36 pm
by CaptQuint
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