I had a girlfriend years ago who never farted in my presence. Then one night she let out a tiny one in her sleep, so I dumped her via text the next morning and changed my phone number. I dont need that kind of shit in my life.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:08 pm
by Animal
Deathproof wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 12:07 pm
I had a girlfriend years ago who never farted in my presence. Then one night she let out a tiny one in her sleep, so I dumped her via text the next morning and changed my phone number. I dont need that kind of shit in my life.
LMFAO!!
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:35 pm
by QillerDaemon
My wife has always been a prodigious farter, it's apparently something her second husband loved about her. When we were still friends working together, we'd have lunchtime farting contests, which she usually won. We've even dutch-oven'd one another. True love is farting together!
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:39 pm
by Deathproof
QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:35 pm
My wife has always been a prodigious farter, it's apparently something her second husband loved about her. When we were still friends working together, we'd have lunchtime farting contests, which she usually won. We've even dutch-oven'd one another. True love is farting together!
I had a girlfriend years ago who never farted in my presence. Then one night she let out a tiny one in her sleep, so I dumped her via text the next morning and changed my phone number. I dont need that kind of shit in my life.
People can say what they want about Ted's politics and personal choices, but I've never been less than entertained at his shows. Missed a chance at meeting him before a show. In retrospect, that may not have been as big a regret as I imagined at the time.
People can say what they want about Ted's politics and personal choices, but I've never been less than entertained at his shows. Missed a chance at meeting him before a show. In retrospect, that may not have been as big a regret as I imagined at the time.
I may have seen him in concert but it was during the Quaaludes era and I’m not sure.
People can say what they want about Ted's politics and personal choices, but I've never been less than entertained at his shows. Missed a chance at meeting him before a show. In retrospect, that may not have been as big a regret as I imagined at the time.
His politics are awesome and correct. But I agree, his concerts are a spectacle. Entertaining as fuck. I've seen him three times and will again if I get a chance. I'm not one to geek out over meeting famous people, but he's one I'd ask for an autograph.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:32 pm
by CaptQuint
Gotta love shitting in your pants to avoid the draft
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 10:07 pm
by spudoc
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Tue Apr 21, 2020 9:32 pm
Gotta love shitting in your pants to avoid the draft