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CaptQuint wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:53 am Image
It finally happened...

I think I know her. A bartender at the Blue Moon Tavern in Seattle.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 4:02 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:53 am Image
It finally happened...

I think I know her. A bartender at the Blue Moon Tavern in Seattle.
Hmmm! I wonder where Hawk will be drinking this weekend.
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Whackov wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 4:08 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 4:02 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:53 am Image
It finally happened...

I think I know her. A bartender at the Blue Moon Tavern in Seattle.
Hmmm! I wonder where Hawk will be drinking this weekend.
he claims to live in rural eastern washington. and yet he can pick out a nude picture of some random waitress in a dive bar in Seattle? I'm not buying it. I think he was one of the guys running that autonomous zone.
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found out my brother inlaws long term girlfriend who is a wacko was a stripper at a club my son and his buddies used to sneak into when they were in highschool.
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That's going to make Thanksgiving awkward if she recognizes him.
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DiverTexas wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:05 pm That's going to make Thanksgiving awkward if she recognizes him.
I bet $100 she recognized him in the club. probably even danced for him and it was "their little secret".
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he always said he knew her from somewhere and last night he put the pieces together.
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porky wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:07 pm he always said he knew her from somewhere and last night he put the pieces together.
fuck. now i owe mr. shorty shorts chicken legs $100?
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Flumper wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 4:18 pm
Whackov wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 4:08 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 4:02 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:53 am
It finally happened...

I think I know her. A bartender at the Blue Moon Tavern in Seattle.
Hmmm! I wonder where Hawk will be drinking this weekend.
he claims to live in rural eastern washington. and yet he can pick out a nude picture of some random waitress in a dive bar in Seattle? I'm not buying it. I think he was one of the guys running that autonomous zone.
Funny back story, the Blue Moon Tavern is owned by my ex-wife's current husband. We are all close, and they live here in our small town. Gus (owner) has a camp out every year in our neck of the woods (which is how my ex met him) and I have been around that young lady quite a bit through the years. She also happen to skate for the Rat City Rollers, a Seattle skate group, and is even better looking in person, though I had not seen her nude before, wow.
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dude...one of my best friends ex girlfriend is the co owner of that bar.
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Gus bought out his two partners a few years ago, and basically has given it to his daughter Emma. Do you know Emma?
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this is so weird though. i had a neighbor who's brother's nephew had an ex-wife that used to be married to a guy that has part ownership of that bar.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:19 pm Gus bought out his two partners a few years ago, and basically has given it to his daughter Emma. Do you know Emma?
are you talking about Emma from Seattle?
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Flumper wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:11 pm
porky wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:07 pm he always said he knew her from somewhere and last night he put the pieces together.
fuck. now i owe mr. shorty shorts chicken legs $100?
I'll send you my address and a shorts picture.
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Flumper wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:21 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:19 pm Gus bought out his two partners a few years ago, and basically has given it to his daughter Emma. Do you know Emma?
are you talking about Emma from Seattle?
No, Emma from Austin.
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DiverTexas wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:22 pm
Flumper wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:11 pm
porky wrote: Fri Jul 10, 2020 5:07 pm he always said he knew her from somewhere and last night he put the pieces together.
fuck. now i owe mr. shorty shorts chicken legs $100?
I'll send you my address and a shorts picture.
i still have your shorts picture. we've been using it for years to raise money for cerebral palsy
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol:
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She looks like she's taken a football team or two...on meth.
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