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HighNDry
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:42 pm
HighNDry wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:39 pm
Tuesday wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:33 pm
HighNDry wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:31 pm
Tuesday wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:30 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:27 pm

I have no link on my phone. I have to upload somewhere?

Sorry to bother I cant post any pics if I don't figure it out! 😜
Guess they didn't post pics on Planet Suzy?

I had a photobucket is that what we're doing?
1. Go to https://imgbb.com/
2. Click "Start Uploading" button.
3. Select the image on your computer.
4. Click "Open"
5. Once the page refreshes, click "Upload" button
6. On the "Upload Complete" page, click on the thumbnail of your image
7. On the next page, right click on your image and select "Open image in new tab"
8. Copy and paste the image URL between [Img] tags, like so [Img](image URL)[img]

And there you go. Magic!
Holy fuck, that's a lot of unnecessary work. Why not just use Imgur?
It literally takes me 5 seconds. We're not flying the fucking space shuttle here.

That said, I guess Imgur works too.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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HighNDry wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:39 pm
1. Go to https://imgbb.com/
2. Click "Start Uploading" button.
3. Select the image on your computer.
4. Click "Open"
5. Once the page refreshes, click "Upload" button
6. On the "Upload Complete" page, click on the thumbnail of your image
7. On the next page, right click on your image and select "Open image in new tab"
8. Copy and paste the image URL between [Img] tags, like so [Img](image URL)[img]

And there you go. Magic!

or, when you are typing a post (like I am right now) you can look down below the box you are typing in and see two tabs. One says "Attachment". Click that and click "Add Files". find the picture file on your hard drive and click it. then hit submit and there you go. Magic!

Or: You may also attach files by dragging and dropping them in the message box.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Flumper wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:46 pm
HighNDry wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:39 pm
1. Go to https://imgbb.com/
2. Click "Start Uploading" button.
3. Select the image on your computer.
4. Click "Open"
5. Once the page refreshes, click "Upload" button
6. On the "Upload Complete" page, click on the thumbnail of your image
7. On the next page, right click on your image and select "Open image in new tab"
8. Copy and paste the image URL between [Img] tags, like so [Img](image URL)[img]

And there you go. Magic!

or, when you are typing a post (like I am right now) you can look down below the box you are typing in and see two tabs. One says "Attachment". Click that and click "Add Files". find the picture file on your hard drive and click it. then hit submit and there you go. Magic!

Or: You may also attach files by dragging and dropping them in the message box.
I've noticed that if someone quotes a post that has an attached image, the image doesn't show up. Seems better to use images that are linked form someone.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Flumper wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:46 pm
HighNDry wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:39 pm
1. Go to https://imgbb.com/
2. Click "Start Uploading" button.
3. Select the image on your computer.
4. Click "Open"
5. Once the page refreshes, click "Upload" button
6. On the "Upload Complete" page, click on the thumbnail of your image
7. On the next page, right click on your image and select "Open image in new tab"
8. Copy and paste the image URL between [Img] tags, like so [Img](image URL)[img]

And there you go. Magic!

or, when you are typing a post (like I am right now) you can look down below the box you are typing in and see two tabs. One says "Attachment". Click that and click "Add Files". find the picture file on your hard drive and click it. then hit submit and there you go. Magic!

Or: You may also attach files by dragging and dropping them in the message box.


No nothing from my phone will upload. They all say "file too big" I need a host service. Le sigh.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Tuesday wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:49 pm
No nothing from my phone will upload. They all say "file too big" I need a host service. Le sigh.
watch for evvan to log on. she's the expert at photo stuff.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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megman wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:31 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:24 pm
Tuesday wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:18 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:15 pm
Tuesday wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:33 pm I have to download an app to post pics? OMG.
You do?
Hi old friend. I'm figuring out your little thing you got going here (shout out quarantine life) and I see everything I have is too big. Am I doing something wrong?
There should not be restrictions on image size. Post a link to what you are trying to post.
There is.

Usually when I try to post from my iPod it's too big, so I've just taken to uploading to imgur and using a link from there.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Tuesday wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:49 pm
Flumper wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:46 pm
HighNDry wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:39 pm
1. Go to https://imgbb.com/
2. Click "Start Uploading" button.
3. Select the image on your computer.
4. Click "Open"
5. Once the page refreshes, click "Upload" button
6. On the "Upload Complete" page, click on the thumbnail of your image
7. On the next page, right click on your image and select "Open image in new tab"
8. Copy and paste the image URL between [Img] tags, like so [Img](image URL)[img]

And there you go. Magic!

or, when you are typing a post (like I am right now) you can look down below the box you are typing in and see two tabs. One says "Attachment". Click that and click "Add Files". find the picture file on your hard drive and click it. then hit submit and there you go. Magic!

Or: You may also attach files by dragging and dropping them in the message box.


No nothing from my phone will upload. They all say "file too big" I need a host service. Le sigh.
1. Go to https://imgur.com/
2. Click "New Post"" in the upper left corner
3. Drag your image into the box that says "Drop images here"
4. When the image appears, click the 3 dots on the top right side of the image
5. Select "Get share links"
6. Copy and paste the code in the "BBCode (Forums)" box
7. Paste into your post
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Re: Selfie Time!

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I'm on an Android so that's probably the problem.
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Image


2 hours later....
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Thank you high n dry and BRR and the fake Flumper xo
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Deathproof wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:29 pm
necronomous wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:23 am
Dude, didn't Chionya Guseva kill you back in 1914? Or was the attempt unsuccessful?

Just fucking with you. Chive on.
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HowieTheHat wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:19 pmHeadshot.jpg
Lookin' good Howie! You have that wise charismatic type of look. I see you're on the water there, I miss visiting, now that they shut down the NJ shore.
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Tuesday wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:32 pm Image


2 hours later....
😂 wtf
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:30 am Image


Yo

Your lips are chapped. Hydrate!!
I blame Biker.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:33 am Ok this covid routine has me lookin rough
I can’t wait to hear from FSF on what I can do better.

Image
Your idea of rough is my idea of gorgeous.
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Whackov wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:37 am
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:33 am Ok this covid routine has me lookin rough
I can’t wait to hear from FSF on what I can do better.

Image
Your idea of rough is my idea of gorgeous.
On a bad day she looks better than most on their good days.
wut?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:58 pm Y’all I’m so dead. And I’ve done a million job apps and have so much homework and now the kids homework and their stupid webex meetings. I have met my match!
Hang in there. It'll get better. Just remember, it could always be worse.

You could be FSF's wife.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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