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Ricrude wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2023 6:29 pm
Wouldn't the clip in that gun be illegal?
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stonedmegman wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2023 8:12 pm
Ricrude wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2023 6:29 pm
Wouldn't the clip in that gun be illegal?
That's a magazine and depending on what State, you can own and use them, just can't buy anymore.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Homebrew wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2023 8:22 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2023 8:12 pm
Ricrude wrote: Fri Aug 11, 2023 6:29 pm
Wouldn't the clip in that gun be illegal?
That's a magazine and depending on what State, you can own and use them, just can't buy anymore.
Thanks for the correction. A magazine to me is Life. :lol:
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INORITE!?
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The problem is not that there is evil in the world, the problem is that there is good. Because otherwise, who would care?
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Biker wrote: Wed Aug 16, 2023 3:41 pm Image
Yeah, but we all know the British are whacked already.
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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TRUTH^^^^^
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Ricrude wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 2:52 pm
And by "timeout" generation you can include "Everybody gets a trophy" generation ie not enough father figure male teachers any more.
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stonedmegman wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 4:20 pm TRUTH^^^^^
I remember my son telling me on one time.

"You can't whip me; it's child abuse and I can call the police!"

I calmly looked at him and said, "When you call 911 they'll ask if you need an ambulance or the police...I strongly encourage you to ask for both."

"Why?"

"Cause I can damn well promise...you will need them."

Haven't had a problem with him since...
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Ricrude wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 7:12 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 4:20 pm TRUTH^^^^^
I remember my son telling me on one time.

"You can't whip me; it's child abuse and I can call the police!"

I calmly looked at him and said, "When you call 911 they'll ask if you need an ambulance or the police...I strongly encourage you to ask for both."

"Why?"

"Cause I can damn well promise...you will need them."

Haven't had a problem with him since...
I went to school with the penguins.

When I got the strap at school I got the belt at home.
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stonedmegman wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 7:33 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 7:12 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 4:20 pm TRUTH^^^^^
I remember my son telling me on one time.

"You can't whip me; it's child abuse and I can call the police!"

I calmly looked at him and said, "When you call 911 they'll ask if you need an ambulance or the police...I strongly encourage you to ask for both."

"Why?"

"Cause I can damn well promise...you will need them."

Haven't had a problem with him since...
I went to school with the penguins.

When I got the strap at school I got the belt at home.
Same here...dad always said it would be the first of two...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 6:37 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 2:52 pm
And by "timeout" generation you can include "Everybody gets a trophy" generation ie not enough father figure male teachers any more.
As opposed to your generation of gullible cuckbrained fucktards. I'll take my chances with the ribbons.
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Geist wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 8:02 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 6:37 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 2:52 pm
And by "timeout" generation you can include "Everybody gets a trophy" generation ie not enough father figure male teachers any more.
As opposed to your generation of gullible cuckbrained fucktards. I'll take my chances with the ribbons.
Of course you would and we would all be shocked. Not
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 8:35 pm
Geist wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 8:02 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 6:37 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 2:52 pm
And by "timeout" generation you can include "Everybody gets a trophy" generation ie not enough father figure male teachers any more.
As opposed to your generation of gullible cuckbrained fucktards. I'll take my chances with the ribbons.
Of course you would and we would all be shocked. Not
*you
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stonedmegman wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 8:47 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 8:35 pm
Geist wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 8:02 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 6:37 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 2:52 pm
And by "timeout" generation you can include "Everybody gets a trophy" generation ie not enough father figure male teachers any more.
As opposed to your generation of gullible cuckbrained fucktards. I'll take my chances with the ribbons.
Of course you would and we would all be shocked. Not
*you
I laughed...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 6:37 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Aug 17, 2023 2:52 pm
And by "timeout" generation you can include "Everybody gets a trophy" generation ie not enough father figure male teachers any more.
When was the last time you saw your kids?
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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