Why is she sitting in that barrel when she could be sitting on my cock?
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 5:34 pm
by Deathproof
This is O'Doyle Rules, a rap group that I recently started managing. Left to right, they are:
Phatz Thugnutz. He has stolen over a dozen bicycles and was the first kid in his 7th grade class to try smoking dirt weed. He loves pizza rolls and hates his mom. His favorite quote is "Fuck you, Betsy!"
Lil' Fuck. He runs bags of dope for his older brother. He took his mom's boyfriend's gun to school but couldn't find any bullets. He has to be home before the streetlights are on. Favorite quote: "Two for thirty, three for forty."
Small Paul. He's the only member of the group who has actually done time in juvie, and can actually rap some. He hits his mom when she dresses him for church. Much like Stapes, his favorite quote is "N****!"
O.G. Poverty. Has a girlfriend but is cheating on her by an Asian kid named Clarence. His family lives in a toaster strudel box. Those chains he wears are rusted from years of "the big sad". Favorite quote: "Have you checked out the new Nikki Minaj?"
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 8:34 pm
by necronomous
Deathproof wrote: ↑Mon Aug 17, 2020 5:34 pm
This is O'Doyle Rules, a rap group that I recently started managing. Left to right, they are:
Phatz Thugnutz. He has stolen over a dozen bicycles and was the first kid in his 7th grade class to try smoking dirt weed. He loves pizza rolls and hates his mom. His favorite quote is "Fuck you, Betsy!"
Lil' Fuck. He runs bags of dope for his older brother. He took his mom's boyfriend's gun to school but couldn't find any bullets. He has to be home before the streetlights are on. Favorite quote: "Two for thirty, three for forty."
Small Paul. He's the only member of the group who has actually done time in juvie, and can actually rap some. He hits his mom when she dresses him for church. Much like Stapes, his favorite quote is "N****!"
O.G. Poverty. Has a girlfriend but is cheating on her by an Asian kid named Clarence. His family lives in a toaster strudel box. Those chains he wears are rusted from years of "the big sad". Favorite quote: "Have you checked out the new Nikki Minaj?"
Had a friend in Ottawa and his neighbour had a '69 Yanko Camaro in his garage with about a 1/2" of dust on it. He was busy spending $2000 for 2 piece rims for Toyota monster trucks.
Guy was a real moron. The Yanko was worth at least (at the time) $400,000.
Had a friend in Ottawa and his neighbour had a '69 Yanko Camaro in his garage with about a 1/2" of dust on it. He was busy spending $2000 for 2 piece rims for Toyota monster trucks.
Guy was a real moron. The Yanko was worth at least (at the time) $400,000.
Yenko, guys name was Don Yenko. Had a dealership right here in PA.
Had a friend in Ottawa and his neighbour had a '69 Yanko Camaro in his garage with about a 1/2" of dust on it. He was busy spending $2000 for 2 piece rims for Toyota monster trucks.
Guy was a real moron. The Yanko was worth at least (at the time) $400,000.
Yenko, guys name was Don Yenko. Had a dealership right here in PA.
The name is familiar, I think he was around Pittsburgh.
Had a friend in Ottawa and his neighbour had a '69 Yanko Camaro in his garage with about a 1/2" of dust on it. He was busy spending $2000 for 2 piece rims for Toyota monster trucks.
Guy was a real moron. The Yanko was worth at least (at the time) $400,000.
Yenko, guys name was Don Yenko. Had a dealership right here in PA.
Had a friend in Ottawa and his neighbour had a '69 Yanko Camaro in his garage with about a 1/2" of dust on it. He was busy spending $2000 for 2 piece rims for Toyota monster trucks.
Guy was a real moron. The Yanko was worth at least (at the time) $400,000.
Yenko, guys name was Don Yenko. Had a dealership right here in PA.
Shoot me. But thanks.
Sometimes that's the best thing that can happen to a rare car. Keeps it out of danger