Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

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Many, many moons ago, I worked with a guy that used this to quit smoking. Every time he had a craving to smoke a cigarette, he would take a swig of L&P. By god, it worked for him and he kicked a 50 plus year smoking habit

Your story reminded me of one I had forgotten about. Around 45 years ago Boss Bob quit his probably 20 year smoking habit. He went to some hypnotizing thing. Seems like it was some deal at the holiday Inn or something "2 nights only!!!!" where you could get hypnotized to break any bad habit and those things always seemed like a scam. But it worked for him and he was given the "suggestion" : "when you want to smoke,you instead will want to chew gum". And it worked. He never smoked again and at first he chewed gum alot,one day he even kind of freaked out because he ran out of gum. Eventually he no longer chewed gum anymore.

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A high school friend of mine raced motorcycles,he also did the motorcycle racing on ice deal. One Sunday night at around 2 in the morning I was for some reason partying with my buddy "Tone the Bone",the one eyed bandit, in his driveway of all places and the motorcycle racer goes flying by. He spins his cycle around and rides a wheely back to us and he wants to buy some acid. (I was selling acid back then). So he wants 5 hits (they were microdots) so I give him 5 microdots and I said "you better put those in something,if you drop them you might not ever find them" and he says yeah and ate them. Next day at school he was pretty fucked up.

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The... the.

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[CaptQuint]

That's wonderful

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Holy fuck, somebody wrote a rap "song" from the point of view of Boy Retard!

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Holy fuck, somebody wrote a rap "song" from the point of view of Boy Retard!

Wow. That actually made my teeth hurt

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Holy fuck, somebody wrote a rap "song" from the point of view of Boy Retard!

Wow. That actually made my teeth hurt

Agreed, it's shit. But can't you just see FSF saying most of it?

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Holy fuck, somebody wrote a rap "song" from the point of view of Boy Retard!

Wow. That actually made my teeth hurt

Agreed, it's shit. But can't you just see FSF saying most of it?

wholly shit is that a red rider bb gun?

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Holy fuck, somebody wrote a rap "song" from the point of view of Boy Retard!

Wow. That actually made my teeth hurt

Agreed, it's shit. But can't you just see FSF saying most of it?

wholly shit is that a red rider bb gun?

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Holy fuck, somebody wrote a rap "song" from the point of view of Boy Retard!

Wow. That actually made my teeth hurt

Agreed, it's shit. But can't you just see FSF saying most of it?

wholly shit is that a red rider bb gun?

*Holy.

And....you’ll put your eye out!

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowro ... _the_road/

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Holy fuck, somebody wrote a rap "song" from the point of view of Boy Retard!

Wow. That actually made my teeth hurt

Agreed, it's shit. But can't you just see FSF saying most of it?

wholly shit is that a red rider bb gun?

*Holy.

And....you’ll put your eye out!

I don't usually wish to have bad things happen to people, but I was really hoping every time a gun was pointed at the camera that it would have went off. I would have probably literally shit myself laughing because I have a slight turtlehead starting to pop out right now.
As for bb guns,Tone the Bone,the one eyed bandit,has only one eye because his brother shot him in the eye that is now missing when they were kids,so he now has a glass eye. One time when he and I were partying with our girlfriends (looking back now....Tone was I think 23 and his girl was 13 or 14) and he took his eye out and the chicks freaked out. Another time I was in the parking lot at the rink and Tones car pulls in and It's my girl driving it (she was same age as Tones girl) and I go walking towards the car "what's going on? Where's the Bone? By then I'm to the car and there in the back seat is Tone's ass bopping up and down. He turns his head around "Hey J-Bird" and his girl says "hi!" . I about fell on the ground. Then my girl says the owner is walking towards the car so she high tails it. The owner asked me what all that was about (He knew Tone) and I just said "that was Tone,he was just screwing around. He was trying to teach that girl how to drive". The owner was pretty cool and pretty smart and he said "while lying down in the back seat?" To this day I still haven't figured out how he knew that because he never was close enough to it to see what was really going on. That was just about 40 years ago. Time really flies when you have no idea of what you're doing!

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https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWFunny/comm ... _beatdown/

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Holy fuck, somebody wrote a rap "song" from the point of view of Boy Retard!

Wow. That actually made my teeth hurt

Agreed, it's shit. But can't you just see FSF saying most of it?

wholly shit is that a red rider bb gun?

*Holy.

And....you’ll put your eye out!

I don't usually wish to have bad things happen to people, but I was really hoping every time a gun was pointed at the camera that it would have went off. I would have probably literally shit myself laughing because I have a slight turtlehead starting to pop out right now.
As for bb guns,Tone the Bone,the one eyed bandit,has only one eye because his brother shot him in the eye that is now missing when they were kids,so he now has a glass eye. One time when he and I were partying with our girlfriends (looking back now....Tone was I think 23 and his girl was 13 or 14) and he took his eye out and the chicks freaked out. Another time I was in the parking lot at the rink and Tones car pulls in and It's my girl driving it (she was same age as Tones girl) and I go walking towards the car "what's going on? Where's the Bone? By then I'm to the car and there in the back seat is Tone's ass bopping up and down. He turns his head around "Hey J-Bird" and his girl says "hi!" . I about fell on the ground. Then my girl says the owner is walking towards the car so she high tails it. The owner asked me what all that was about (He knew Tone) and I just said "that was Tone,he was just screwing around. He was trying to teach that girl how to drive". The owner was pretty cool and pretty smart and he said "while lying down in the back seat?" To this day I still haven't figured out how he knew that because he never was close enough to it to see what was really going on. That was just about 40 years ago. Time really flies when you have no idea of what you're doing!

WTFL;DR

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Canadian Bunker-Buster (yes I know he is Pakistani)?

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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qjsz ... vnghde.mp4

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