Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 4:42 am
I’ve tried but it’s pointless when the ghost of a quasi-relationship past haunt any chance of a normal relationship ever coming to fruition.
Good luck?
When 50% of people have herpes you don't have to bring it up.
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 4:42 am
I’ve tried but it’s pointless when the ghost of a quasi-relationship past haunt any chance of a normal relationship ever coming to fruition.
Good luck?
When 50% of people have herpes you don't have to bring it up.
I do however have weird hormones that give me acne at 32...
I don't care, I'd still put it in you and drop my load on your face.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 1:35 pm
by Wut
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:32 pm
Seriously who talks to people like that???
It's the direct approach. Sometimes effective, often not.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 1:39 pm
by CaptQuint
I'd take EV out for a nice steak dinner, then go out in the desert and shoot some guns. Maybe take the pick up off some sweet jumps and then gently kiss her neck
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 1:39 pm
I'd take EV out for a nice steak dinner, then go out in the desert and shoot some guns. Maybe take the pick up off some sweet jump and then gently kiss her neck
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 1:39 pm
I'd take EV out for a nice steak dinner, then go out in the desert and shoot some guns. Maybe take the pick up off some sweet jump and then gently kiss her neck
I’m about to “throw hands” in here.
If you wanna wrestle we can do that too
:: takes out baton ::
Chill out Master at Arms
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 1:44 pm
by CaptQuint
I am a Master-at-Arms. I hold allegiance to my country, devotion to duty, and personal integrity above all. I wear my shield of authority with dignity and restraint, and promote by example high standards of conduct, appearance, courtesy and performance. I seek no favor because of my position. I perform my duties in a firm, courteous, and impartial manner. I strive to merit the respect of my shipmates and all with whom I come in contact.
CaptQuint wrote: ↑
I am a Master-at-Arms. I hold allegiance to my country, devotion to duty, and personal integrity above all. I wear my shield of authority with dignity and restraint, and promote by example high standards of conduct, appearance, courtesy and performance. I seek no favor because of my position. I perform my duties in a firm, courteous, and impartial manner. I strive to merit the respect of my shipmates and all with whom I come in contact.
I don’t have anything left to throw up brooooo lol
CaptQuint wrote: ↑
I am a Master-at-Arms. I hold allegiance to my country, devotion to duty, and personal integrity above all. I wear my shield of authority with dignity and restraint, and promote by example high standards of conduct, appearance, courtesy and performance. I seek no favor because of my position. I perform my duties in a firm, courteous, and impartial manner. I strive to merit the respect of my shipmates and all with whom I come in contact.
I don’t have anything left to throw up brooooo lol
I'll make you french toast and bacon
I’m on the eat nothing diet again. Planning on deploying at the end of the year and I wanna look like a starving Ethiopian.
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 4:42 am
I’ve tried but it’s pointless when the ghost of a quasi-relationship past haunt any chance of a normal relationship ever coming to fruition.
Good luck?
When 50% of people have herpes you don't have to bring it up.
I do however have weird hormones that give me acne at 32...
I don't care, I'd still put it in you and drop my load on your face.
You’re gross and no you wouldn’t.
You are an adult and have acne. But yes, I still would.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 3:38 pm
by Deathproof
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:32 pm
Seriously who talks to people like that???
Me. Life is too short to waste time beating around the bush. Or your bush, as it were.
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 4:42 am
I’ve tried but it’s pointless when the ghost of a quasi-relationship past haunt any chance of a normal relationship ever coming to fruition.
Good luck?
When 50% of people have herpes you don't have to bring it up.
I do however have weird hormones that give me acne at 32...
You’re gorgeous so no issues there. You just haven’t found the right person yet. I always thought that you were way out of Mav’s league. If you find “your one”, just hold off on watching the gore videos with the for awhile.
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:32 pm
Seriously who talks to people like that???
Me. Life is too short to waste time beating around the bush. Or your bush, as it were.
Again gross. Stick to your gutter trash needle dick.
"Needle dick" is hilariously inaccurate. But again, maybe don't throw around "gross" when you're a grown-ass adult with acne. At your age, be thankful for what you can get. I might fuck some sub-par trim on occasion, but at least I'm getting laid.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 9:36 pm
by HighNDry
This is like an episode of Love Connection minus the actual date.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:22 pm
by JCW
Deathproof wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 8:59 pm
but at least I'm getting laid.
Deathproof wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 8:59 pm
but at least I'm getting laid.
Feeling personally attacked rn, not gonna lie.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:01 am
by B-Tender
Deathtrash is trash. I don't care if he had a modicum of celebrity or not. He is either a weak troll, or a stunted boy trying to make up for a fucked up childhood.
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:32 pm
Seriously who talks to people like that???
Me. Life is too short to waste time beating around the bush. Or your bush, as it were.
Again gross. Stick to your gutter trash needle dick.
"Needle dick" is hilariously inaccurate. But again, maybe don't throw around "gross" when you're a grown-ass adult with acne. At your age, be thankful for what you can get. I might fuck some sub-par trim on occasion, but at least I'm getting laid.
You and a gross needle dick. Go back to 7-11 bud and stay in your laneeeeeee
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:32 pm
Seriously who talks to people like that???
Me. Life is too short to waste time beating around the bush. Or your bush, as it were.
Again gross. Stick to your gutter trash needle dick.
"Needle dick" is hilariously inaccurate. But again, maybe don't throw around "gross" when you're a grown-ass adult with acne. At your age, be thankful for what you can get. I might fuck some sub-par trim on occasion, but at least I'm getting laid.
You and a gross needle dick. Go back to 7-11 bud and stay in your laneeeeeee
Go see a dermatologist and stay in yours.
I never white night EV. One, she doesn't need it. Two, we don't jibe like that. That being said, you are a psychology 101 easy question to figure out.
Me. Life is too short to waste time beating around the bush. Or your bush, as it were.
Again gross. Stick to your gutter trash needle dick.
"Needle dick" is hilariously inaccurate. But again, maybe don't throw around "gross" when you're a grown-ass adult with acne. At your age, be thankful for what you can get. I might fuck some sub-par trim on occasion, but at least I'm getting laid.
You and a gross needle dick. Go back to 7-11 bud and stay in your laneeeeeee
Go see a dermatologist and stay in yours.
I never white night EV. One, she doesn't need it. Two, we don't jibe like that. That being said, you are a psychology 101 easy question to figure out.
I'll do the work for you: I'm not picky.
Re: Bumble
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:09 am
by Thewalruss
Damn, the eyes win again
Re: Bumble
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:18 am
by Deathproof
B-Tender wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:01 am
Deathtrash is trash. I don't care if he had a modicum of celebrity or not. He is either a weak troll, or a stunted boy trying to make up for a fucked up childhood.
