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Peter Fitzeasy wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 12:39 am Maybe it's a Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby Shark
Mommy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Mommy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Mommy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Mommy Shark
Daddy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Daddy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Daddy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Daddy Shark
Grandma Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Grandma Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Grandma Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Grandma Shark
Grandpa Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Grandpa Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Grandpa Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Grandpa Shark
Let's go hunt, doo-doo, doo-doo
Let's go hunt, doo-doo, doo-doo
Let's go hunt, doo-doo, doo-doo
Let's go hunt
Run away, doo-doo, doo-doo
Run away, doo-doo, doo-doo
Run away, doo-doo, doo-doo
Run away (ah!)
Safe at last, doo-doo, doo-doo
Safe at last, doo-doo, doo-doo
Safe at last, doo-doo, doo-doo
Safe at last (phew)
It's the end, doo-doo, doo-doo
It's the end, doo-doo, doo-doo
It's the end, doo-doo, doo-doo
It's the end
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I'm up early.
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OMG. LMFAO!!!!!!! That just needed about a 12 pack of empty beer cans to roll out with him.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 01, 2022 1:06 am
This could also be a "which UJer?"
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 01, 2022 1:06 am
I think we finally found "SMurph- the lost footage".
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I thought CTC drove a Taurus.
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Animal wrote: ↑Tue Nov 01, 2022 1:09 am OMG. LMFAO!!!!!!! That just needed about a 12 pack of empty beer cans to roll out with him.
With that piece-of-shit mullet ride? Coors.
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I'm up early.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 03, 2022 9:51 am
Holy shit!!! :eek:
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hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 03, 2022 1:52 pm
Holy fuck that sucked.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Nov 03, 2022 12:32 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 03, 2022 9:51 am
Holy shit!!! :eek:
That driver going the other way that saw it up close needed a diaper.

P.S. Just realized they got out of that car and ran towards it
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HighNDry wrote: ↑Thu Nov 03, 2022 2:05 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 03, 2022 1:52 pm
Holy fuck that sucked.
:yeahthat:
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I'm up early.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Fri Nov 04, 2022 10:16 am
If that was one of those people who block roads because Frank George (or whatever the fuck the dead criminal's name was), I applaud the trucker. Drivers shouldn't stop when crybabies are blocking roads over dead criminals.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Fri Nov 04, 2022 10:42 am
What's amazing is I don't think anyone got seriously hurt :eek:
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FSchmertz wrote: ↑Fri Nov 04, 2022 8:03 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Fri Nov 04, 2022 10:42 am
What's amazing is I don't think anyone got seriously hurt :eek:
Give your head a shake, dude! Drinks got spilled!!!
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i need someone to explain why the guy riding the horse, got up and started to chase down the horse, then stopped and went back to where he fell. And along the way felt the need to throw a couple of chairs and a table.
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Animal wrote: ↑Fri Nov 04, 2022 8:06 pm i need someone to explain why the guy riding the horse, got up and started to chase down the horse, then stopped and went back to where he fell. And along the way felt the need to throw a couple of chairs and a table.
Not the same guy. But both ere wearing white shirts.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Nov 04, 2022 8:14 pm
Animal wrote: ↑Fri Nov 04, 2022 8:06 pm i need someone to explain why the guy riding the horse, got up and started to chase down the horse, then stopped and went back to where he fell. And along the way felt the need to throw a couple of chairs and a table.
Not the same guy. But both ere wearing white shirts.
ah. :lol: so he was heading for the door and realized the horse was in the way so he retreated to hide behind some women and children.
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Animal wrote: ↑Fri Nov 04, 2022 8:20 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Nov 04, 2022 8:14 pm
Animal wrote: ↑Fri Nov 04, 2022 8:06 pm i need someone to explain why the guy riding the horse, got up and started to chase down the horse, then stopped and went back to where he fell. And along the way felt the need to throw a couple of chairs and a table.
Not the same guy. But both ere wearing white shirts.
ah. :lol: so he was heading for the door and realized the horse was in the way so he retreated to hide behind some women and children.
Must be a Texan.
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