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My youngest was at the Blue Ridge music festival for her birthday. She drove from Illinois with friends. Her phone got stolen and the festival has now been canceled. Not sure what she did to PisS off the universe. .
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Blast wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:42 pm My youngest was at the Blue Ridge music festival for her birthday. She drove from Illinois with friends. Her phone got stolen and the festival has now been canceled. Not sure what she did to PisS off the universe. .
Didn't she go to an outdoor concert earlier this year where severe weather blew up the venue? Sounds like she needs to come up with something new to do with her time.
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saltydog wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:20 pmSoccer
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 10, 2023 11:41 am
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Sep 10, 2023 1:52 am
Blast wrote: ↑Sat Sep 09, 2023 9:42 pm My youngest was at the Blue Ridge music festival for her birthday. She drove from Illinois with friends. Her phone got stolen and the festival has now been canceled. Not sure what she did to PisS off the universe. .
Didn't she go to an outdoor concert earlier this year where severe weather blew up the venue? Sounds like she needs to come up with something new to do with her time.
Indoor venue that had the roof collapse when a tornado hit it
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9/11 conspiracy theorists.
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Ricrude wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 4:49 pm 9/11 conspiracy theorists.
Man, they are absolutely brutal bunch. :?
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CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 5:04 pm
Ricrude wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 4:49 pm 9/11 conspiracy theorists.
Man, they are absolutely brutal bunch. :?
Brainwashed...so very sad.
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I get that lots of other things eat them and theyre a big part of the food chain but holy fuck I absolutely hate mosquitos.

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Fake Mexican space aliens
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Semis drivers who think it's acceptable to be in the left lane on the highway.
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Ricrude wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 5:21 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 5:04 pm
Ricrude wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 4:49 pm 9/11 conspiracy theorists.
Man, they are absolutely brutal bunch. :?
Brainwashed...so very sad.
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Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 7:51 pm
Ricrude wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 5:21 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 5:04 pm
Ricrude wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 4:49 pm 9/11 conspiracy theorists.
Man, they are absolutely brutal bunch. :?
Brainwashed...so very sad.
What? Wait. There's more than one WTC?
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The correct answer is Texas
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 9:19 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 7:51 pm
Ricrude wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 5:21 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 5:04 pm
Ricrude wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 4:49 pm 9/11 conspiracy theorists.
Man, they are absolutely brutal bunch. :?
Brainwashed...so very sad.
What? Wait. There's more than one WTC?
Not anymore.
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 9:19 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 7:51 pm
Ricrude wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 5:21 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 5:04 pm
Ricrude wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 4:49 pm 9/11 conspiracy theorists.
Man, they are absolutely brutal bunch. :?
Brainwashed...so very sad.
What? Wait. There's more than one WTC?
remember when they bombed the parking garage in the original one back in the 90's? I think Clinton was president.
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Animal wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 9:26 pm
stonedmegman wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 9:19 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 7:51 pm
Ricrude wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 5:21 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 5:04 pm
Ricrude wrote: ↑Mon Sep 11, 2023 4:49 pm 9/11 conspiracy theorists.
Man, they are absolutely brutal bunch. :?
Brainwashed...so very sad.
What? Wait. There's more than one WTC?
remember when they bombed the parking garage in the original one back in the 90's? I think Clinton was president.
Yep...remember that and it was a very big deal then. 9/11 came and everything shut down.
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Geist wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 6:21 pm Semis drivers who think it's acceptable to be in the left lane on the highway.
Actually the driver in the right lane who refuses to back off and let the slightly faster truck in the left lane get around them quickly is the asshole in this situation.
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peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2023 9:15 am
Geist wrote: ↑Thu Sep 14, 2023 6:21 pm Semis drivers who think it's acceptable to be in the left lane on the highway.
Actually the driver in the right lane who refuses to back off and let the slightly faster truck in the left lane get around them quickly is the asshole in this situation.
If the highway has more than two lanes, there is 0 reason for the truck to ever be in the far left lane unless both other lanes are closed.
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I'd like to meet the guy whose idea it was to move the cutting edge on a box of cling wrap from the box's base to it's lid.

I'd like to go to his house, slap the shit out of him, eat all his steaks, drink all his beer, ass fuck his wife, destroy all his children's electronics, and kick his dog.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Sep 16, 2023 3:06 pm I'd like to meet the guy whose idea it was to move the cutting edge on a box of cling wrap from the box's base to it's lid.

I'd like to go to his house, slap the shit out of him, eat all his steaks, drink all his beer, ass fuck his wife, destroy all his children's electronics, and kick his dog.
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