Some kind or fart spray...lol. Would love to terrorize the grandkids with it...maybe this.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2026 7:10 pm
by Homebrew
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2026 10:49 pm
by Biker
If only there was a word for that.....
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2026 11:04 pm
by disco.moon
Biker wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2026 10:49 pm
If only there was a word for that.....
Dear God in Heaven. That brand is made by Satan with a vagina. True story I bought a package of their maxi pads. The packaging said it was made with some kind of herbs or whatever I figured I don't know, hippie stuff for my vadge, that's cool.
Narrator: It was not.
As soon as that maxi pad touched my vagina it gave a burning cooling sensation that I can only describe as hot fire with toothpaste applied to it. I don't know what the fuck is in those maxi pads I took it off had to get in a sitz bath and then threw them away!!
Biker wrote: ↑Wed Apr 29, 2026 10:49 pm
If only there was a word for that.....
Dear God in Heaven. That brand is made by Satan with a vagina. True story I bought a package of their maxi pads. The packaging said it was made with some kind of herbs or whatever I figured I don't know, hippie stuff for my vadge, that's cool.
Narrator: It was not.
As soon as that maxi pad touched my vagina it gave a burning cooling sensation that I can only describe as hot fire with toothpaste applied to it. I don't know what the fuck is in those maxi pads I took it off had to get in a sitz bath and then threw them away!!
aren't you glad I'm posting
I don't know much about pads....Googled and this came up
Potential Side Effects and Considerations
Burning Sensation: While many users enjoy the cooling effect, some report a severe burning or stinging sensation due to the mint and menthol ingredients.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2026 12:26 am
by disco.moon
They're not supposed to tingle Some ladies are crazy.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2026 12:31 am
by nerd_alert
disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2026 12:26 am
They're not supposed to tingle Some ladies are crazy.
A quite timely article that just popped up on my Google News....for you and all the other humans with vaginas on the board
As an owner of a vagina yes they are trying so hard to sell women's stuff for their vaginas. The Kardashians, the one that doesn't have all of the plastic surgery the cute one I think her name is Kourtney, she marketed a whole brand of pills like probiotics. There's all kinds of stuff out there and as we all know a vagina is self cleaning. When women start putting stuff in it to perfume it and do all kinds of shit like that to mess up pH that's when problems arise!
I try to avoid the "pink tax" too by using men's razors and shaving cream.
As an owner of a vagina yes they are trying so hard to sell women's stuff for their vaginas. The Kardashians, the one that doesn't have all of the plastic surgery the cute one I think her name is Kourtney, she marketed a whole brand of pills like probiotics. There's all kinds of stuff out there and as we all know a vagina is self cleaning. When women start putting stuff in it to perfume it and do all kinds of shit like that to mess up pH that's when problems arise!
I try to avoid the "pink tax" too by using men's razors and shaving cream.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2026 6:39 pm
by Homebrew
Animal wrote: ↑Thu Apr 30, 2026 12:22 pm
This is what comes to mind when I see "honey pot"
This is a "honey pot". You of all people should know this.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Fri May 01, 2026 12:29 am
by B-Tender
A honeypot spy (or "honey trap") is an undercover operative—historically often female—who uses romantic, sexual, or personal relationships to entrap a target and extract sensitive information, gain influence, or blackmail them. This espionage tactic exploits human vulnerability, preying on loneliness or desire.