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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 6:14 pm
by CHEEZY17
Biker wrote: ↑Mon May 04, 2026 1:34 pm
BigChiefin wrote: ↑Mon May 04, 2026 1:52 am
Biker wrote: ↑Mon May 04, 2026 1:19 am
It's a valid point. Frontier can only take so many of them. Maybe they'll opt for Carnival Cruises instead.
Last year because of scheduling issues we had 1 week where the whole family was available for a cruise. The only cruise that fit our schedule needs happened to be a Carnival Cruise. Let's just say the cultural enrichment was at a very high level. I don't think we will be cruising Carnival again.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 6:31 pm
by disco.moon
You could not pay me enough money to go on a cruise. It seems like a floating Mall casino water park. Also people be getting viruses and dying! Didn't any of you watch the poop Cruise documentary? Cruises can kiss my ass!
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 6:54 pm
by Homebrew
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 6:58 pm
by Homebrew
disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon May 04, 2026 6:31 pm
You could not pay me enough money to go on a cruise. It seems like a floating Mall casino water park. Also people be getting viruses and dying! Didn't any of you watch the poop Cruise documentary? Cruises can kiss my ass!
Agreed. I also won't get on a plane. I'm not scared of flying, I'm just an extreme introvert with hyper vigilance so if you put me in a pressurized tube at 30,000ft with a couple hundred people that I don't know, there's gonna be an incident.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 7:01 pm
by Animal
who doesn't want to ride around all day proclaiming to the world that they intend to live an eternal life of anguish in the bosom of satan's tears?
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 9:12 pm
by Biker
Homebrew wrote: ↑Mon May 04, 2026 6:58 pm
disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon May 04, 2026 6:31 pm
You could not pay me enough money to go on a cruise. It seems like a floating Mall casino water park. Also people be getting viruses and dying! Didn't any of you watch the poop Cruise documentary? Cruises can kiss my ass!
Agreed. I also won't get on a plane. I'm not scared of flying, I'm just an extreme introvert with hyper vigilance so if you put me in a pressurized tube at 30,000ft with a couple hundred people that I don't know, there's gonna be an incident.
X3 on the cruise. Seems like they are floating petri dishes
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Mon May 04, 2026 9:39 pm
by nerd_alert
Biker wrote: ↑Mon May 04, 2026 9:12 pm
Homebrew wrote: ↑Mon May 04, 2026 6:58 pm
disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon May 04, 2026 6:31 pm
You could not pay me enough money to go on a cruise. It seems like a floating Mall casino water park. Also people be getting viruses and dying! Didn't any of you watch the poop Cruise documentary? Cruises can kiss my ass!
Agreed. I also won't get on a plane. I'm not scared of flying, I'm just an extreme introvert with hyper vigilance so if you put me in a pressurized tube at 30,000ft with a couple hundred people that I don't know, there's gonna be an incident.
X3 on the cruise. Seems like they are floating petri dishes
And you would be correct
"Apparent hantavirus outbreak kills 3 on cruise ship, sickens at least 3 more, health officials say"
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hantavirus ... ape-verde/
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Tue May 05, 2026 1:37 am
by CHEEZY17
nerd_alert wrote: ↑Mon May 04, 2026 9:39 pm
Biker wrote: ↑Mon May 04, 2026 9:12 pm
Homebrew wrote: ↑Mon May 04, 2026 6:58 pm
disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon May 04, 2026 6:31 pm
You could not pay me enough money to go on a cruise. It seems like a floating Mall casino water park. Also people be getting viruses and dying! Didn't any of you watch the poop Cruise documentary? Cruises can kiss my ass!
Agreed. I also won't get on a plane. I'm not scared of flying, I'm just an extreme introvert with hyper vigilance so if you put me in a pressurized tube at 30,000ft with a couple hundred people that I don't know, there's gonna be an incident.
X3 on the cruise. Seems like they are floating petri dishes
And you would be correct
"Apparent hantavirus outbreak kills 3 on cruise ship, sickens at least 3 more, health officials say"
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hantavirus ... ape-verde/
Oh you silly people and your poor immune systems. Cruises are great! Well, except for the last Carnival one but even that was mostly tolerable.
We book a suite with a balcony, avoid the main buffet at peak hours, avoid the casino, eat at the nicer restaurants, and do excursions off of the ship. Hand sanitizer is a must.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Tue May 05, 2026 12:11 pm
by Who
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Tue May 05, 2026 12:35 pm
by Who
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Wed May 06, 2026 2:35 am
by Cassandros
Animal wrote: ↑Mon May 04, 2026 7:01 pm
who doesn't want to ride around all day proclaiming to the world that they intend to live an eternal life of anguish in the bosom of satan's tears?
(You misread that).
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu May 07, 2026 7:57 am
by Who
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Fri May 08, 2026 7:01 pm
by Biker
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Sat May 09, 2026 5:29 pm
by disco.moon
^ I'm glad I don't understand that

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Sun May 10, 2026 3:26 am
by CHEEZY17
disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 09, 2026 5:29 pm
^ I'm glad I don't understand that
It's Hollywood destroying yet another classic story.
Helen of Troy is supposed to be the most beautiful woman in the world; inspirational and unmatched. Wars were fought for her.
Achilles was the greatest Greek warrior in history.
Neither of these people fit their character description.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Sun May 10, 2026 7:54 am
by disco.moon
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Sun May 10, 2026 3:26 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat May 09, 2026 5:29 pm
^ I'm glad I don't understand that
It's Hollywood destroying yet another classic story.
Helen of Troy is supposed to be the most beautiful woman in the world; inspirational and unmatched. Wars were fought for her.
Achilles was the greatest Greek warrior in history.
Neither of these people fit their character description.
hmm just as I presumed, I don't give a rats ass what the fuck Hollywood does. Like, the whole scene could burn in a fiery, melting plastic dicks and vaginas everywhere fucking disaster and I wouldn't even look up from my fucking coffee. After what I went through 45 days ago a lot of shit gets put into perspective.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Sun May 10, 2026 7:50 pm
by jsdspif
wasn't there a cruise and everyone got norovirus? I had that a while back, i believe from fresh guacamole made in mexico and when I researched it stated fresh products from mexico are the number one culprit. I was fortunate 3 days of only watery hershey squirts and unbelievable amount of gas production. as in sit down on the toilet and gas might come out for a minute straight, sort of like andre the giant "cutting the cheese". Fortunately i had no vomiting, but there was no holding it so basicly about every 15 minutes , 24 hours a day, run to the bathroom for 3 days. Now if you're on a cruise and you have a partner with you and only one bathroom.... i think you can get the idea. Now multiply that by 5000 couples and hopefully you understand what a shitty situation that would be (literally shitty!)
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Sun May 10, 2026 7:55 pm
by jsdspif
back at the old watering hole one winter the owner made a deal with a local guy that did snowplowing and the guy was a really bad alcoholic. the deal was the guy could drink for free in exchange for plowing the parking lot which was quite small and the guy would pass out and occasionally wake up to drink his beer, then when it was empty bartender would go over and wake him up and ask if he wanted another beer, which he always would. That only lasted a few weeks because we didn't get much snow and the guy drank budweiser in bottles , so the bar was not getting a very good deal
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu May 14, 2026 7:57 pm
by disco.moon
for those of you concerned about my mental state. I've got it under control. he came highly rated.
Dr. Kitty PhD
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Sat May 16, 2026 8:31 am
by Who
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Sat May 16, 2026 4:03 pm
by Biker
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Sun May 17, 2026 2:24 pm
by Who
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Sun May 17, 2026 3:08 pm
by Biker
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Fri May 22, 2026 6:53 pm
by Homebrew
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Sun May 24, 2026 2:17 pm
by Who