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Re: CQ's Military thread

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CaptQuint wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:45 pm
Wut wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:40 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 8:59 pm
Wut wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:28 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 1:58 am
I wonder what problems you'd run into if you cruised around in that showing up at various ports around the world.
Most ports will not allow a nuclear powered or armed vessel anywhere near them.
Well it’s ruled out then as my yacht.
Yeah, it would be difficult to pop out for cocktails, but really really good at smuggling cocaine.
You could retrofit it with a deck somehow.
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Re: CQ's Military thread

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Wut wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:13 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:45 pm
Wut wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:40 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 8:59 pm
Wut wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:28 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 1:58 am
I wonder what problems you'd run into if you cruised around in that showing up at various ports around the world.
Most ports will not allow a nuclear powered or armed vessel anywhere near them.
Well it’s ruled out then as my yacht.
Yeah, it would be difficult to pop out for cocktails, but really really good at smuggling cocaine.
You could retrofit it with a deck somehow.
She has a deck with built in coolers
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Re: CQ's Military thread

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CaptQuint wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:16 pm
Wut wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:13 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:45 pm
Wut wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:40 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 8:59 pm
Wut wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:28 pm

I wonder what problems you'd run into if you cruised around in that showing up at various ports around the world.
Most ports will not allow a nuclear powered or armed vessel anywhere near them.
Well it’s ruled out then as my yacht.
Yeah, it would be difficult to pop out for cocktails, but really really good at smuggling cocaine.
You could retrofit it with a deck somehow.
She has a deck with built in coolers
Image
See there, they could open up and tables with umbrellas and topless waitresses would pop out.
wut?
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Re: CQ's Military thread

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Wut wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:46 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:16 pm
Wut wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:13 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:45 pm
Wut wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:40 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 8:59 pm

Most ports will not allow a nuclear powered or armed vessel anywhere near them.
Well it’s ruled out then as my yacht.
Yeah, it would be difficult to pop out for cocktails, but really really good at smuggling cocaine.
You could retrofit it with a deck somehow.
She has a deck with built in coolers
Image
See there, they could open up and tables with umbrellas and topless waitresses would pop out.

Topless?

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Re: CQ's Military thread

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CaptQuint wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:53 pm
Wut wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:46 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:16 pm
Wut wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:13 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:45 pm
Wut wrote: Fri Oct 30, 2020 9:40 pm

Well it’s ruled out then as my yacht.
Yeah, it would be difficult to pop out for cocktails, but really really good at smuggling cocaine.
You could retrofit it with a deck somehow.
She has a deck with built in coolers
Image
See there, they could open up and tables with umbrellas and topless waitresses would pop out.

Topless?

Nude, all sexual perversions are legal 12 nautical miles out
True, nude it will be.
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:47 am Image
A little close to the coast in that weather .
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:47 am Image
That jetty looks exactly like the one where I grew up on the Manasquan Inlet and we have the same kind of Coast Guard boats.



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Stapes wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 2:06 am
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That jetty looks exactly like the one where I grew up on the Manasquan Inlet and we have the same kind of Coast Guard boats.



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CaptQuint wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 2:10 am
Stapes wrote: Mon Nov 02, 2020 2:06 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:47 am Image
That jetty looks exactly like the one where I grew up on the Manasquan Inlet and we have the same kind of Coast Guard boats.



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CaptQuint wrote: Tue Nov 03, 2020 1:29 am Image
In this aerial photograph, the aircraft carrier John F. Kennedy (CVN 79) sits at Pier 3 at Newport News Shipbuilding. The ship is approximately 76 percent complete and is progressing through final outfitting and testing. Photo by Matt Hildreth/HII
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