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Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
by megman
Loves me some calamari.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
by Blast
megman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Loves me some calamari.
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:30 am
by theclap
Blast wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Loves me some calamari.
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles.
Your dick isn't supposed to look like that BTW.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:27 am
by Blast
theclap wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:30 am
Blast wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Loves me some calamari.
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles.
Your dick isn't supposed to look like that BTW.
Mine doesn't. Your wife will confirm that.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:53 am
by theclap
Blast wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:27 am
theclap wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:30 am
Blast wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Loves me some calamari.
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles.
Your dick isn't supposed to look like that BTW.
Mine doesn't. Your wife will confirm that.
Bullshit. She gets eye strain if she squints.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:01 am
by Blast
theclap wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:53 am
Blast wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:27 am
theclap wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:30 am
Blast wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Loves me some calamari.
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles.
Your dick isn't supposed to look like that BTW.
Mine doesn't. Your wife will confirm that.
Bullshit. She gets eye strain if she squints.
That must mean she doesn't have to squint like she does with you.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:04 am
by theclap
Blast wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:01 am
theclap wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:53 am
Blast wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:27 am
theclap wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:30 am
Blast wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Loves me some calamari.
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles.
Your dick isn't supposed to look like that BTW.
Mine doesn't. Your wife will confirm that.
Bullshit. She gets eye strain if she squints.
That must mean she doesn't have to squint like she does with you.
How's your wife doing? Oh.... My bad.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:09 am
by Blast
theclap wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:04 am
Blast wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:01 am
theclap wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:53 am
Blast wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:27 am
theclap wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:30 am
Blast wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles.
Your dick isn't supposed to look like that BTW.
Mine doesn't. Your wife will confirm that.
Bullshit. She gets eye strain if she squints.
That must mean she doesn't have to squint like she does she with you.
How's your wife doing? Oh.... My bad.
You know, since I got divorced I've gotten more ass than a bicycle seat.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:17 am
by rule34
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:20 am
by Blast
That's a big ass, maybe a quarter of the size of theclap.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:29 am
by megman
Blast wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Loves me some calamari.
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles.
Fish?!?!
They are cephalopods.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:00 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:05 pm
by Stapes
What in Satan's dominion does that nightmare belong too?
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:08 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Stapes wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:05 pm
What in Satan's dominion does that nightmare belong too?
Inside a leatherback turtle's mouth.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:12 pm
by Stapes
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:08 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:05 pm
What in Satan's dominion does that nightmare belong too?
Inside a leatherback turtle's mouth.
Really? I would never have guessed a turtle.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:23 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Welcome to the nightmare.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:07 pm
by Antknot
rule34 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:17 am
If that bicycle could talk.
You would learn new curse words.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:35 pm
by Zerobeat
Antknot wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:07 pm
rule34 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:17 am
If that bicycle could talk.
You would learn new curse words.
They'd all be muffled, but sure.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:37 pm
by Animal
i once made the comment that if i was re-incarnated i would want to be a lady's bicycle seat. Clearly I hadn't thought that through carefully enough.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:45 pm
by pork
anyone know what that bike is made out of? i keep sheering these keeper pins off on my trailer. pretty sure that would solve my issue
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:49 pm
by megman
pork wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:45 pm
anyone know what that bike is made out of? i keep sheering these keeper pins off on my trailer. pretty sure that would solve my issue
Has to be Kevlar/carbon.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:51 pm
by Reservoir Dog
pork wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:45 pm
anyone know what that bike is made out of? i keep sheering these keeper pins off on my trailer. pretty sure that would solve my issue
Vibranium
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 11:04 pm
by nerd_alert
pork wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:45 pm
anyone know what that bike is made out of? i keep sheering these keeper pins off on my trailer. pretty sure that would solve my issue
After looking at the Blue Bicycle website, I think it most closely resembles the Axino frame. That would make it carbon fiber.
Sheesh, the frame alone would set you back $1,650.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 11:22 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
Animal wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:37 pm
i once made the comment that if i was re-incarnated i would want to be a lady's bicycle seat. Clearly I hadn't thought that through carefully enough.
Be careful what you wish for. Right?
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 11:35 pm
by Stapes
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:51 pm
pork wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:45 pm
anyone know what that bike is made out of? i keep sheering these keeper pins off on my trailer. pretty sure that would solve my issue
Vibranium
That answer deserved more LOL's.
