That's quite an analogy.Animal wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 7:34 pmwhat blew me away was the comment that said something about how he made snapping that pig look like opening a bag of chips. I had to stop and look again. I thought it was a deer. But based on the hooves I think it might be a pig. Which is almost insane to think that anything could whip a pig hard enough to rip it in half. i'm not sure two pickups with tow chains going opposite directions could rip a pig in half.
If I was in a gondola over the grand canyon and looked up and saw that the gondola was attached to the cable with a pig carcass, I would probably feel better about things.
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du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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Well...with an estimated 1000 people a year killed by crocodiles I just could not imagine a worse death...maybe a shark...but I doubt it.
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when a snake dislocates its own jaw and swallows prey whole, i wonder how long it stays alive inside the snake until it just dies?
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I'm up early.
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Yeah...but how do you juggle...worse?
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Pretty easyRicrude wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 10:47 pmYeah...but how do you juggle...worse?
Stay away from Water. We rule the land. Hike the tallest mountains. Live in the coldest and hottest climates. But dive down below 100 feet without mechanical help in something that covers 75% of our planet and we are as helpless as a 1 week infant
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I assume that's a constrictor, or maybe something like a pit viper.
In the case of a constrictor, I think the prey is already dead by (slow) suffocation via squeezing. And besides, prey would suffocate inside pretty quick even if it wasn't already dead.
I guess prey could be paralyzed by a venomous snake, so conceivably they could be swallowed alive. But as above, I assume it would then quickly suffocate.
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i have seen lots of water snakes lying on the bank with bulges inside them as big as cantaloupes. Most likely fish inside. They aren't constrictors or venimous. And i have watched a few guys feed snakes live rats in their cages and they go down alive and whole.FSchmertz wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 11:25 pmI assume that's a constrictor, or maybe something like a pit viper.
In the case of a constrictor, I think the prey is already dead by (slow) suffocation via squeezing. And besides, prey would suffocate inside pretty quick even if it wasn't already dead.
I guess prey could be paralyzed by a venomous snake, so conceivably they could be swallowed alive. But as above, I assume it would then quickly suffocate.
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I DON'T HAVE DUCKS IN A ROW. I HAVE SQUIRRELS AND THEY ARE AT A RAVE
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"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
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Epic movie!
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Love the narrator...
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Benny Hill would be proud...
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wtf? are these gaza's funniest home videos?
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