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Animal wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2023 7:34 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2023 7:00 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2023 5:31 pm



Uhhhh....Nope...
:shocked:
ho-lee-fuck.
what blew me away was the comment that said something about how he made snapping that pig look like opening a bag of chips. I had to stop and look again. I thought it was a deer. But based on the hooves I think it might be a pig. Which is almost insane to think that anything could whip a pig hard enough to rip it in half. i'm not sure two pickups with tow chains going opposite directions could rip a pig in half.

If I was in a gondola over the grand canyon and looked up and saw that the gondola was attached to the cable with a pig carcass, I would probably feel better about things.
That's quite an analogy.
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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Well...with an estimated 1000 people a year killed by crocodiles I just could not imagine a worse death...maybe a shark...but I doubt it.
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Ricrude wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2023 8:00 pm Well...with an estimated 1000 people a year killed by crocodiles I just could not imagine a worse death...maybe a shark...but I doubt it.
when a snake dislocates its own jaw and swallows prey whole, i wonder how long it stays alive inside the snake until it just dies?
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Ricrude wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2023 8:00 pm Well...with an estimated 1000 people a year killed by crocodiles I just could not imagine a worse death...maybe a shark...but I doubt it.
Notice the similarity on those 2.
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I'm up early.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2023 9:12 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2023 8:00 pm Well...with an estimated 1000 people a year killed by crocodiles I just could not imagine a worse death...maybe a shark...but I doubt it.
Notice the similarity on those 2.
Yeah...but how do you juggle...worse?
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Ricrude wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2023 10:47 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2023 9:12 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2023 8:00 pm Well...with an estimated 1000 people a year killed by crocodiles I just could not imagine a worse death...maybe a shark...but I doubt it.
Notice the similarity on those 2.
Yeah...but how do you juggle...worse?
Pretty easy
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Animal wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2023 9:00 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2023 8:00 pm Well...with an estimated 1000 people a year killed by crocodiles I just could not imagine a worse death...maybe a shark...but I doubt it.
when a snake dislocates its own jaw and swallows prey whole, i wonder how long it stays alive inside the snake until it just dies?
I assume that's a constrictor, or maybe something like a pit viper.

In the case of a constrictor, I think the prey is already dead by (slow) suffocation via squeezing. And besides, prey would suffocate inside pretty quick even if it wasn't already dead.

I guess prey could be paralyzed by a venomous snake, so conceivably they could be swallowed alive. But as above, I assume it would then quickly suffocate.
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FSchmertz wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2023 11:25 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2023 9:00 pm
Ricrude wrote: Thu Oct 05, 2023 8:00 pm Well...with an estimated 1000 people a year killed by crocodiles I just could not imagine a worse death...maybe a shark...but I doubt it.
when a snake dislocates its own jaw and swallows prey whole, i wonder how long it stays alive inside the snake until it just dies?
I assume that's a constrictor, or maybe something like a pit viper.

In the case of a constrictor, I think the prey is already dead by (slow) suffocation via squeezing. And besides, prey would suffocate inside pretty quick even if it wasn't already dead.

I guess prey could be paralyzed by a venomous snake, so conceivably they could be swallowed alive. But as above, I assume it would then quickly suffocate.
i have seen lots of water snakes lying on the bank with bulges inside them as big as cantaloupes. Most likely fish inside. They aren't constrictors or venimous. And i have watched a few guys feed snakes live rats in their cages and they go down alive and whole.
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I DON'T HAVE DUCKS IN A ROW. I HAVE SQUIRRELS AND THEY ARE AT A RAVE
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Biker wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2023 6:32 pm
It seems Gary just watched "Falling Down".
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2023 8:08 pm
Biker wrote: Mon Oct 09, 2023 6:32 pm
It seems Gary just watched "Falling Down".
Epic movie!
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Love the narrator...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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$$$:lol:
I DON'T HAVE DUCKS IN A ROW. I HAVE SQUIRRELS AND THEY ARE AT A RAVE
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Benny Hill would be proud...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Ricrude wrote: Tue Oct 17, 2023 3:17 pm
He dead
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wtf? are these gaza's funniest home videos?
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Animal wrote: Tue Oct 17, 2023 3:49 pm wtf? are these gaza's funniest home videos?
DA's are us...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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