Biden's Stock Market - 31,164 on Day 1.

[Reservoir Dog]

in other news, kwebber was invited to the CDC headquarters today, where he sat down and wrote out the entire RNA genomal sequencing of the H5N1 bird flu virus. Astonished researches asked him how this was possible, and kwebber attributed the feat to something he called tingling spidy senses.

Your jealousy is amusing.

it was also amusing that kwebber managed to buy his GIC for 1/4 to 1/2 a percent higher than any bank in Canada was paying on Dec 4th. face it, he just way over exaggerated his story to try to make his point.

OMG!!!! 1/4 OF A PERCENT!!!! HIS WHOLE STORY MUST BE FAKE!!!

[Animal]

in other news, kwebber was invited to the CDC headquarters today, where he sat down and wrote out the entire RNA genomal sequencing of the H5N1 bird flu virus. Astonished researches asked him how this was possible, and kwebber attributed the feat to something he called tingling spidy senses.

Your jealousy is amusing.

it was also amusing that kwebber managed to buy his GIC for 1/4 to 1/2 a percent higher than any bank in Canada was paying on Dec 4th. face it, he just way over exaggerated his story to try to make his point.

OMG!!!! 1/4 OF A PERCENT!!!! HIS WHOLE STORY MUST BE FAKE!!!

exactly.

[Reservoir Dog]

in other news, kwebber was invited to the CDC headquarters today, where he sat down and wrote out the entire RNA genomal sequencing of the H5N1 bird flu virus. Astonished researches asked him how this was possible, and kwebber attributed the feat to something he called tingling spidy senses.

Your jealousy is amusing.

it was also amusing that kwebber managed to buy his GIC for 1/4 to 1/2 a percent higher than any bank in Canada was paying on Dec 4th. face it, he just way over exaggerated his story to try to make his point.

OMG!!!! 1/4 OF A PERCENT!!!! HIS WHOLE STORY MUST BE FAKE!!!

exactly.

You try waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard.

[Animal]

You try waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard.

Canada 1 Year Guaranteed Investment Certificates Rate (I:C1YGICUW)
2.70% for Wk of Apr 02 2025
Level Chart
Historical Data
April 02, 2025 2.70%
March 26, 2025 2.70%
March 19, 2025 2.70%
March 12, 2025 2.70%
March 05, 2025 2.70%
February 26, 2025 2.70%
February 19, 2025 2.90%
February 12, 2025 2.90%
February 05, 2025 2.95%
January 29, 2025 3.00%
January 22, 2025 3.00%
January 15, 2025 3.00%
January 08, 2025 3.00%
January 01, 2025 3.00%
December 25, 2024 3.00%
December 18, 2024 3.00%
December 11, 2024 3.30%
December 04, 2024 3.30%
November 27, 2024 3.30%
November 20, 2024 3.32%
November 13, 2024 3.35%
November 06, 2024 3.35%
October 30, 2024 3.40%
October 23, 2024 3.40%
October 16, 2024 3.40%

It just happens to be my job to make sure that people don't over exaggerate things they have done in order to make up for their short comings. Don't shoot the messenger.

Your friend didn't time a market pause to the exact day of the most successful outcome. The same as he didn't find some magic beanstalk GIC paying 3.75% on that same day.

[Reservoir Dog]

You try waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard.

Canada 1 Year Guaranteed Investment Certificates Rate (I:C1YGICUW)
2.70% for Wk of Apr 02 2025
Level Chart
Historical Data
April 02, 2025 2.70%
March 26, 2025 2.70%
March 19, 2025 2.70%
March 12, 2025 2.70%
March 05, 2025 2.70%
February 26, 2025 2.70%
February 19, 2025 2.90%
February 12, 2025 2.90%
February 05, 2025 2.95%
January 29, 2025 3.00%
January 22, 2025 3.00%
January 15, 2025 3.00%
January 08, 2025 3.00%
January 01, 2025 3.00%
December 25, 2024 3.00%
December 18, 2024 3.00%
December 11, 2024 3.30%
December 04, 2024 3.30%
November 27, 2024 3.30%
November 20, 2024 3.32%
November 13, 2024 3.35%
November 06, 2024 3.35%
October 30, 2024 3.40%
October 23, 2024 3.40%
October 16, 2024 3.40%

It just happens to be my job to make sure that people don't over exaggerate things they have done in order to make up for their short comings. Don't shoot the messenger.

Your friend didn't time a market pause to the exact day of the most successful outcome. The same as he didn't find some magic beanstalk GIC paying 3.75% on that same day.

Dude, stop looking at the banks. The banks don't pay shit.
If Kwebber has half a brain he got his GIC from a Credit Union and 3.7% is absolutely NOT out of the question at a Credit Union.
I got 3.55% back in February and your little chart shows 2.90%.

[Animal]

kwebber should just start selling you bean stalk beans.

[Reservoir Dog]

kwebber should just start selling you bean stalk beans.

You pick the weirdest hills to die on.

[Animal]

kwebber should just start selling you bean stalk beans.

You pick the weirdest hills to die on.

your tireless defense of kwebbers incredibly outlandish exaggerations have been duly noted. Unfortunately your credibility on anything at all has been greatly diminished moving forward.

remember, this isn't just a GIC that he purchased Dec 4th. This is a redeemable GIC with no penalties. makes it even funnier for those of us that are rational.

[Reservoir Dog]

kwebber should just start selling you bean stalk beans.

You pick the weirdest hills to die on.

your tireless defense of kwebbers incredibly outlandish exaggerations have been duly noted. Unfortunately your credibility on anything at all has been greatly diminished moving forward.

remember, this isn't just a GIC that he purchased Dec 4th. This is a redeemable GIC with no penalties. makes it even funnier for those of us that are rational.

Keep dying on that hill, dude.

[Who]

Congress is concerned about insider trading lol

[Antknot]

Congress is concerned about insider trading lol

Classic example of the pot calling the kettle black.

[kwebber]

in other news, kwebber was invited to the CDC headquarters today, where he sat down and wrote out the entire RNA genomal sequencing of the H5N1 bird flu virus. Astonished researches asked him how this was possible, and kwebber attributed the feat to something he called tingling spidy senses.

Your jealousy is amusing.

it was also amusing that kwebber managed to buy his GIC for 1/4 to 1/2 a percent higher than any bank in Canada was paying on Dec 4th. face it, he just way over exaggerated his story to try to make his point.

The GIC I bought is 3.75%. I don't know what the fuck attempted point, or insult you are trying to make. The percentage is what it is. I am not trying to flex to impress fucking Pet Sematary UJ. I think most people, who paid any attention to what 6 time bankrupt morally reprehensible geriatric beefy boy Donny said he was going to do, would have expected volatility. I expected over time the market could drop 10% and I would be better off making 3.75% rather than losing 10%. The market dropped like a brick after fuck head announced his totally unnecessary tariffs. Then it shot up like a rocket after he told his truth social followers 3 hours prior that "now is a great time to buy - djt", and paused some tariffs. I think insider information, and market manipulation are clearly at work here. That is probably just me. But, as Flumper pointed out, I do have some amazing ability to foresee things.

For the record, Flumper had me questioning the return on the GIC, so I am currently looking at it, it is a CIBC Bonus Rate TFSA GIC 3.75%, maturity date December 13 2025.

So, sit the fuck down, Flump. I was being 100% honest in my original comment, with zero desire to try to impress any Pet Sematary UJ'ers.

[kwebber]

Congress is concerned about insider trading lol

Certain investment options spiked hours, or minutes before he made his announcement. Not to mention posting on truth social "this is a great time to buy - djt" about 3 hours before he announced the tariff pause. But hey, people in trump's inner circle would never use that information to profit on the market.

All that being said absolutely NOTHING will come of this. Obese, unfit for any political office, despicable sex pest, small handed beefy boy donny, will not face any consequences anything, even if there were videos' of him in a room telling people to buy or sell because he was about to crash the market, or send it skyrocketing. The most truthful thing he ever said is he could shoot people on 5th avenue, and not lose a vote. Also, he could just claim his actions were all part of his presidential privilege, because they were part of his duties as president.

[Burn1dwn]

Congress is concerned about insider trading lol

Bunch of fucking clowns.

[CHEEZY17]

Congress is concerned about insider trading lol

Certain investment options spiked hours, or minutes before he made his announcement. Not to mention posting on truth social "this is a great time to buy - djt" about 3 hours before he announced the tariff pause. But hey, people in trump's inner circle would never use that information to profit on the market.

All that being said absolutely NOTHING will come of this. Obese, unfit for any political office, despicable sex pest, small handed beefy boy donny, will not face any consequences anything, even if there were videos' of him in a room telling people to buy or sell because he was about to crash the market, or send it skyrocketing. The most truthful thing he ever said is he could shoot people on 5th avenue, and not lose a vote. Also, he could just claim his actions were all part of his presidential privilege, because they were part of his duties as president.

Nothing says secret "insider information" like a post on social media.
I'm not an "insider", "oligarch" or "billionaire" but I sure as shit did some buying when the market was down; just like I did during the Covid dip.
That's just basic market stuff.
I have no sympathy for the retards that sold everything during the dip.

[Animal]

in other news, kwebber was invited to the CDC headquarters today, where he sat down and wrote out the entire RNA genomal sequencing of the H5N1 bird flu virus. Astonished researches asked him how this was possible, and kwebber attributed the feat to something he called tingling spidy senses.

Your jealousy is amusing.

it was also amusing that kwebber managed to buy his GIC for 1/4 to 1/2 a percent higher than any bank in Canada was paying on Dec 4th. face it, he just way over exaggerated his story to try to make his point.

The GIC I bought is 3.75%. I don't know what the fuck attempted point, or insult you are trying to make. The percentage is what it is. I am not trying to flex to impress fucking Pet Sematary UJ. I think most people, who paid any attention to what 6 time bankrupt morally reprehensible geriatric beefy boy Donny said he was going to do, would have expected volatility. I expected over time the market could drop 10% and I would be better off making 3.75% rather than losing 10%. The market dropped like a brick after fuck head announced his totally unnecessary tariffs. Then it shot up like a rocket after he told his truth social followers 3 hours prior that "now is a great time to buy - djt", and paused some tariffs. I think insider information, and market manipulation are clearly at work here. That is probably just me. But, as Flumper pointed out, I do have some amazing ability to foresee things.

For the record, Flumper had me questioning the return on the GIC, so I am currently looking at it, it is a CIBC Bonus Rate TFSA GIC 3.75%, maturity date December 13 2025.

So, sit the fuck down, Flump. I was being 100% honest in my original comment, with zero desire to try to impress any Pet Sematary UJ'ers.

bonus raite GIC's are not redeemable. You made up a crazy story. Just run with it.

[Who]

Congress is concerned about insider trading lol

Bunch of fucking clowns.

This is another shiny coin from 47.

[kwebber]

in other news, kwebber was invited to the CDC headquarters today, where he sat down and wrote out the entire RNA genomal sequencing of the H5N1 bird flu virus. Astonished researches asked him how this was possible, and kwebber attributed the feat to something he called tingling spidy senses.

Your jealousy is amusing.

it was also amusing that kwebber managed to buy his GIC for 1/4 to 1/2 a percent higher than any bank in Canada was paying on Dec 4th. face it, he just way over exaggerated his story to try to make his point.

The GIC I bought is 3.75%. I don't know what the fuck attempted point, or insult you are trying to make. The percentage is what it is. I am not trying to flex to impress fucking Pet Sematary UJ. I think most people, who paid any attention to what 6 time bankrupt morally reprehensible geriatric beefy boy Donny said he was going to do, would have expected volatility. I expected over time the market could drop 10% and I would be better off making 3.75% rather than losing 10%. The market dropped like a brick after fuck head announced his totally unnecessary tariffs. Then it shot up like a rocket after he told his truth social followers 3 hours prior that "now is a great time to buy - djt", and paused some tariffs. I think insider information, and market manipulation are clearly at work here. That is probably just me. But, as Flumper pointed out, I do have some amazing ability to foresee things.

For the record, Flumper had me questioning the return on the GIC, so I am currently looking at it, it is a CIBC Bonus Rate TFSA GIC 3.75%, maturity date December 13 2025.

So, sit the fuck down, Flump. I was being 100% honest in my original comment, with zero desire to try to impress any Pet Sematary UJ'ers.

bonus raite GIC's are not redeemable. You made up a crazy story. Just run with it.

Jesus dude, are you just trying to troll? You might feel the need to impress people here, but I don't. You don't know what you are talking about. It is a 1 year GIC, at 3.75% that can be redeemed early but I don't get any return on it. If you feel like carrying on babbling about something you are just wrong about, carry on.

[Animal]

I"m not the one that made up a crazy story that pushed every part of the story just a little past the point of credibility. I would think the only point in any of that would be to impress people. just dial down the bullet points to something that's at least possible and you will have a better shot at making your point.

[Who]

According to stinky this is still 46’s market

[CHEEZY17]

From X:
Nancy Pelosi outperformed Warren Buffet over the last 10 years.

Nancy Pelosi’s stock portfolio grew by 720%.

Warren Buffett's stock portfolio grew by 185%.

Pelosi had almost 4 times the gains.

Buffett is known as one of the greatest portfolio managers of all time.

Insane.