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Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:47 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:39 pm

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:31 pm So there is a worldwide religious conference held in Washington DC. 2 guys meet at a local diner and start talking and find out they both are attending the same conference.
1st guy: "So what religion do you worship?"
2nd guy: "Christian"
1st guy: "Me too".

1st: "Catholic or Protestant?"
2nd: "Protestant"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "What denomination?"
2nd: "Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Southern Baptist Order of St Luke or Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew".
1st: "Die and burn in Hell, heretic"

How many times are you planning on posting this same joke?

Aren’t you one of the posters that post the same meme over and over trying to get to WTC/CTC?

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:54 pm

Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:47 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:39 pm

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:31 pm So there is a worldwide religious conference held in Washington DC. 2 guys meet at a local diner and start talking and find out they both are attending the same conference.
1st guy: "So what religion do you worship?"
2nd guy: "Christian"
1st guy: "Me too".

1st: "Catholic or Protestant?"
2nd: "Protestant"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "What denomination?"
2nd: "Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Southern Baptist Order of St Luke or Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew".
1st: "Die and burn in Hell, heretic"

How many times are you planning on posting this same joke?

Aren’t you one of the posters that post the same meme over and over trying to get to WTC/CTC?

Yup!

necronomous wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:59 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:54 pm

Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:47 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:39 pm

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:31 pm So there is a worldwide religious conference held in Washington DC. 2 guys meet at a local diner and start talking and find out they both are attending the same conference.
1st guy: "So what religion do you worship?"
2nd guy: "Christian"
1st guy: "Me too".

1st: "Catholic or Protestant?"
2nd: "Protestant"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "What denomination?"
2nd: "Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Southern Baptist Order of St Luke or Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew".
1st: "Die and burn in Hell, heretic"

How many times are you planning on posting this same joke?

Aren’t you one of the posters that post the same meme over and over trying to get to WTC/CTC?

Yup!

It's ok we still love you.

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 9:06 pm

necronomous wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:59 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:54 pm

Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:47 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:39 pm

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:31 pm So there is a worldwide religious conference held in Washington DC. 2 guys meet at a local diner and start talking and find out they both are attending the same conference.
1st guy: "So what religion do you worship?"
2nd guy: "Christian"
1st guy: "Me too".

1st: "Catholic or Protestant?"
2nd: "Protestant"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "What denomination?"
2nd: "Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Southern Baptist Order of St Luke or Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew".
1st: "Die and burn in Hell, heretic"

How many times are you planning on posting this same joke?

Aren’t you one of the posters that post the same meme over and over trying to get to WTC/CTC?

Yup!

It's ok we still love you.

Aww... dude...

Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:47 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:39 pm

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 8:31 pm So there is a worldwide religious conference held in Washington DC. 2 guys meet at a local diner and start talking and find out they both are attending the same conference.
1st guy: "So what religion do you worship?"
2nd guy: "Christian"
1st guy: "Me too".

1st: "Catholic or Protestant?"
2nd: "Protestant"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "What denomination?"
2nd: "Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist"
1st: "Me too"

1st: "Southern Baptist Order of St Luke or Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew?"
2nd: "Southern Baptist Order of St Mathew".
1st: "Die and burn in Hell, heretic"

How many times are you planning on posting this same joke?

Aren’t you one of the posters that post the same meme over and over trying to get to WTC/CTC?

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 7:32 pm

Good grief

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:37 pm Actually, sometimes I forget things I posted just a few months ago. So, I actually count it as a blessing to have a loyal pathetic lapdog like RD reminding me about stuff I posted years and years ago.

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:37 pm Actually, sometimes I forget things I posted just a few months ago. So, I actually count it as a blessing to have a loyal pathetic lapdog like RD reminding me about stuff I posted years and years ago.

Blast wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:45 pm

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:37 pm Actually, sometimes I forget things I posted just a few months ago. So, I actually count it as a blessing to have a loyal pathetic lapdog like RD reminding me about stuff I posted years and years ago.

You said this last week.

Just call him a hockey hating asshat that can fuck up a doughnut at Tim Hortons, and you hope his poutine ends up on the crack of his momma's ass like the best parts of him.
Then he can call you a rib boiling, bean chili eating fake Texan whose whole view if the world is clouded by shiner bock and sand while you savagely fuck yourself in the ass with a barrel cactus.

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:51 pm

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:37 pm Actually, sometimes I forget things I posted just a few months ago. So, I actually count it as a blessing to have a loyal pathetic lapdog like RD reminding me about stuff I posted years and years ago.

Sorry for having a better memory than you. Perhaps you shouldn't have drank yours all away.

QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:19 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:45 pm

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:37 pm Actually, sometimes I forget things I posted just a few months ago. So, I actually count it as a blessing to have a loyal pathetic lapdog like RD reminding me about stuff I posted years and years ago.

You said this last week.

Just call him a hockey hating asshat that can fuck up a doughnut at Tim Hortons, and you hope his poutine ends up on the crack of his momma's ass like the best parts of him.
Then he can call you a rib boiling, bean chili eating fake Texan whose whole view if the world is clouded by shiner bock and sand while you savagely fuck yourself in the ass with a barrel cactus.

That's shockingly specific.

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:42 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:51 pm

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:37 pm Actually, sometimes I forget things I posted just a few months ago. So, I actually count it as a blessing to have a loyal pathetic lapdog like RD reminding me about stuff I posted years and years ago.

Sorry for having a better memory than you. Perhaps you shouldn't have drank yours all away.

NFL pool time is weeks away. Shouldn't you be boning up on your "math for dummies" handbook?

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:44 pm

QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:19 pm

Blast wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:45 pm

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:37 pm Actually, sometimes I forget things I posted just a few months ago. So, I actually count it as a blessing to have a loyal pathetic lapdog like RD reminding me about stuff I posted years and years ago.

You said this last week.

Just call him a hockey hating asshat that can fuck up a doughnut at Tim Hortons, and you hope his poutine ends up on the crack of his momma's ass like the best parts of him.
Then he can call you a rib boiling, bean chili eating fake Texan whose whole view if the world is clouded by shiner bock and sand while you savagely fuck yourself in the ass with a barrel cactus.

That's shockingly specific.

Home brewed beer makers seem to be under a lot of pressure.

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:58 pm Let me guess, you have no idea what percentage that is.

Blast wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:10 am

Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 7:28 am

jsdspif wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 7:14 am Here's a jet engine powered ford tractor
https://www.hemmings.com/stories/2020/0 ... v-8-museum
I also saw a youtube video of one but this article was what came up from my quick google.
More importantly actually 2 things more importantly,Kelly Ripa has a hot daughter with tits the size of watermelons. Internet image posting experts please post images of said tits.

Age check?

Blast wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:45 pm

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 10:37 pm Actually, sometimes I forget things I posted just a few months ago. So, I actually count it as a blessing to have a loyal pathetic lapdog like RD reminding me about stuff I posted years and years ago.

You said this last week.

Just call him a hockey hating asshat that can fuck up a doughnut at Tim Hortons, and you hope his poutine ends up on the crack of his momma's ass like the best parts of him.
Then he can call you a rib boiling, bean chili eating fake Texan whose whole view if the world is clouded by shiner bock and sand while you savagely fuck yourself in the ass with a barrel cactus.

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 5:34 pm Too bad that drag strip couldn’t double as a landing strip.

Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 7:28 am

jsdspif wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 7:14 am Here's a jet engine powered ford tractor
https://www.hemmings.com/stories/2020/0 ... v-8-museum
I also saw a youtube video of one but this article was what came up from my quick google.
More importantly actually 2 things more importantly,Kelly Ripa has a hot daughter with tits the size of watermelons. Internet image posting experts please post images of said tits.

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Aug 13, 2021 12:13 am

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:58 pm Let me guess, you have no idea what percentage that is.

The line is 3 pixels too far to the right so it's 10.0003%
Write that down so you don't forget it later.

Animal wrote: ↑Fri Aug 13, 2021 7:34 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Aug 13, 2021 12:13 am

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:58 pm Let me guess, you have no idea what percentage that is.

The line is 3 pixels too far to the right so it's 10.0003%
Write that down so you don't forget it later.

Before you write it down, let's get it right first. A pixel is 1/96 inches. And that star (on my screen) is about 0.83 inches wide. So, half that star is 0.415 inches wide. 3 pixels would be 0.03125 inches. which would be 0.03125/0.415 = 7.5% of that half of the star. So, that would represent 17.5% and not 10.0003%, if in fact, it was 3 pixels to the right.

If, like you said, it was 10.0003%, then that would be .0003/0.415 = 0.000125 inches which would be 83.668 pixels. Thanks.

Animal wrote: ↑Fri Aug 13, 2021 7:34 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Aug 13, 2021 12:13 am

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:58 pm Let me guess, you have no idea what percentage that is.

The line is 3 pixels too far to the right so it's 10.0003%
Write that down so you don't forget it later.

Before you write it down, let's get it right first. A pixel is 1/96 inches. And that star (on my screen) is about 0.83 inches wide. So, half that star is 0.415 inches wide. 3 pixels would be 0.03125 inches. which would be 0.03125/0.415 = 7.5% of that half of the star. So, that would represent 17.5% and not 10.0003%, if in fact, it was 3 pixels to the right.

If, like you said, it was 10.0003%, then that would be .0003/0.415 = 0.000125 inches which would be 83.668 pixels. Thanks.

Animal wrote: ↑Fri Aug 13, 2021 7:34 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Aug 13, 2021 12:13 am

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:58 pm Let me guess, you have no idea what percentage that is.

The line is 3 pixels too far to the right so it's 10.0003%
Write that down so you don't forget it later.

Before you write it down, let's get it right first. A pixel is 1/96 inches. And that star (on my screen) is about 0.83 inches wide. So, half that star is 0.415 inches wide. 3 pixels would be 0.03125 inches. which would be 0.03125/0.415 = 7.5% of that half of the star. So, that would represent 17.5% and not 10.0003%, if in fact, it was 3 pixels to the right.

If, like you said, it was 10.0003%, then that would be .0003/0.415 = 0.000125 inches which would be 83.668 pixels. Thanks.

Animal wrote: ↑Fri Aug 13, 2021 7:34 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Aug 13, 2021 12:13 am

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 12, 2021 11:58 pm Let me guess, you have no idea what percentage that is.

The line is 3 pixels too far to the right so it's 10.0003%
Write that down so you don't forget it later.

Before you write it down, let's get it right first. A pixel is 1/96 inches. And that star (on my screen) is about 0.83 inches wide. So, half that star is 0.415 inches wide. 3 pixels would be 0.03125 inches. which would be 0.03125/0.415 = 7.5% of that half of the star. So, that would represent 17.5% and not 10.0003%, if in fact, it was 3 pixels to the right.

If, like you said, it was 10.0003%, then that would be .0003/0.415 = 0.000125 inches which would be 83.668 pixels. Thanks.