Same here. And his posts were so random. And written so perfectly. Good times.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:31 amI was literally rolling on floor laughing every fucking time.
Can somebody solve a simple problem on UJR2
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Good fucking luck with that. 24 hours later and I've counted the number of UJ'rs that have offered solutions. Would you be surprised that the number is ZERO. Keeping the tradition alive I guess.
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Oh, and I've noticed the last few days that my threads have kept FSF away. You are very welcome.
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Exactly. Nothing for months and then BOOM. Lost my shit.HighNDry wrote: ↑Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:39 amSame here. And his posts were so random. And written so perfectly. Good times.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:31 amI was literally rolling on floor laughing every fucking time.
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I heard AH had a lawyer from London representing Attenborough post on UJ threatening legal action if he didn't "cease and desist". Anyone hear about that?
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I spelled it out for you step by step back on page 2, you fucking idiot.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:40 amGood fucking luck with that. 24 hours later and I've counted the number of UJ'rs that have offered solutions. Would you be surprised that the number is ZERO. Keeping the tradition alive I guess.
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So did I. Not only can't he post pictures or follow instructions but basic arithmetic seems to be a struggle also.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Feb 03, 2019 12:39 pmI spelled it out for you step by step back on page 2, you fucking idiot.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:40 amGood fucking luck with that. 24 hours later and I've counted the number of UJ'rs that have offered solutions. Would you be surprised that the number is ZERO. Keeping the tradition alive I guess.
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Do you have to feed a stack of paper cards with holes punched into them into your computer when you use it?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:10 amLet me see if I can get these facts through your thick Neanderthal pea brain skull, I'll even capitalize since it seems the only way to get your low IQ attention. " WITH MY CURRENT OS SYSTEM, I CAN'T POST IMAGES/ PHOTOS, GIFS OR WEBM's". Any questions?
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His OS is a little more advanced; he merely presses "play" after he flips the cassette over.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Feb 03, 2019 4:14 pmDo you have to feed a stack of paper cards with holes punched into them into your computer when you use it?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:10 amLet me see if I can get these facts through your thick Neanderthal pea brain skull, I'll even capitalize since it seems the only way to get your low IQ attention. " WITH MY CURRENT OS SYSTEM, I CAN'T POST IMAGES/ PHOTOS, GIFS OR WEBM's". Any questions?
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Zerobeat wrote: ↑Sun Feb 03, 2019 4:35 pmHis OS is a little more advanced; he merely presses "play" after he flips the cassette over.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Feb 03, 2019 4:14 pmDo you have to feed a stack of paper cards with holes punched into them into your computer when you use it?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:10 amLet me see if I can get these facts through your thick Neanderthal pea brain skull, I'll even capitalize since it seems the only way to get your low IQ attention. " WITH MY CURRENT OS SYSTEM, I CAN'T POST IMAGES/ PHOTOS, GIFS OR WEBM's". Any questions?

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If the 8 track isn't working stick a matchbook under it. Or use a wax ring
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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My bad!



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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Feb 03, 2019 4:41 pmZerobeat wrote: ↑Sun Feb 03, 2019 4:35 pmHis OS is a little more advanced; he merely presses "play" after he flips the cassette over.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Feb 03, 2019 4:14 pmDo you have to feed a stack of paper cards with holes punched into them into your computer when you use it?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:10 amLet me see if I can get these facts through your thick Neanderthal pea brain skull, I'll even capitalize since it seems the only way to get your low IQ attention. " WITH MY CURRENT OS SYSTEM, I CAN'T POST IMAGES/ PHOTOS, GIFS OR WEBM's". Any questions?![]()

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WTC. Here's how it works.
First, find the image that you want to post into a thread. For example:
https://www.freexcafe.com/content/thumbs/Hk/605853.jpg
Now, go to the image and hover over it with your mouse and right click. Then click the option for "Copy Image Address".
Then go to the UJ post you are making and click the image option. Its the box 9 boxes over from the left. If you hover your mouse over it it says "Insert Image..........". Click that box.
[ img][ /img] <---- That comes up. (without spaces).
Put your mouse pointer right between the two tags and right click "Paste".
[ img]https://www.freexcafe.com/content/thumbs/Hk/605853.jpg[/ img] <---- That should be the result. (without the spaces).
Then "submit" the post.

First, find the image that you want to post into a thread. For example:
https://www.freexcafe.com/content/thumbs/Hk/605853.jpg
Now, go to the image and hover over it with your mouse and right click. Then click the option for "Copy Image Address".
Then go to the UJ post you are making and click the image option. Its the box 9 boxes over from the left. If you hover your mouse over it it says "Insert Image..........". Click that box.
[ img][ /img] <---- That comes up. (without spaces).
Put your mouse pointer right between the two tags and right click "Paste".
[ img]https://www.freexcafe.com/content/thumbs/Hk/605853.jpg[/ img] <---- That should be the result. (without the spaces).
Then "submit" the post.

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Well that failed
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Good job LOLFlumper wrote: ↑Sun Feb 03, 2019 9:42 pm WTC. Here's how it works.
First, find the image that you want to post into a thread. For example:
https://www.freexcafe.com/content/thumbs/Hk/605853.jpg
Now, go to the image and hover over it with your mouse and right click. Then click the option for "Copy Image Address".
Then go to the UJ post you are making and click the image option. Its the box 9 boxes over from the left. If you hover your mouse over it it says "Insert Image..........". Click that box.
[ img][ /img] <---- That comes up. (without spaces).
Put your mouse pointer right between the two tags and right click "Paste".
[ img]https://www.freexcafe.com/content/thumbs/Hk/605853.jpg[/ img] <---- That should be the result. (without the spaces).
Then "submit" the post.
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