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Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 3:11 am
by Deathproof
Last one for the night. I heard there's some shit going down at the Bean, so we're heading up there.
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Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 3:12 am
by megman
Where's my fan sign???

Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 4:33 am
by Charliesheen
This dude delivers.

I knew it.

Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 4:10 pm
by Animal
Deathproof wrote: Mon Apr 27, 2020 3:11 am Last one for the night. I heard there's some shit going down at the Bean, so we're heading up there.
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you mean like "flicking the bean"?

Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 6:13 pm
by Deathproof
Flumper wrote: Mon Apr 27, 2020 4:10 pm
Deathproof wrote: Mon Apr 27, 2020 3:11 am Last one for the night. I heard there's some shit going down at the Bean, so we're heading up there.
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you mean like "flicking the bean"?
No. Although that happened too.
The Bean I was talking about is a sculpture at Millennium Park in Chicago. This thing:
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Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 6:15 pm
by Deathproof
megman wrote: Mon Apr 27, 2020 3:12 am Where's my fan sign???
Likely not gonna happen. I think asking her to pose with a sign would probably tip her off. She's not as stupid as FSF.

Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:14 pm
by Deathproof
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Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:16 pm
by Deathproof
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Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:19 pm
by Animal
Deathproof wrote: Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:16 pm Image
you should bring her on a hunting trip down to texas.

Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:04 pm
by Deathproof
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Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:05 pm
by Deathproof
Here's what I've been eating most of the last week.
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Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:40 am
by FreakShowFanatic
Deathproof wrote: Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:05 pm Here's what I've been eating most of the last week.
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Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:59 am
by Stapes
Deathproof wrote: Mon Apr 27, 2020 11:05 pm Here's what I've been eating most of the last week.
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She's looking a little demonic here. WOULD BANG!!!

Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:03 am
by Animal
Deathproof is taking a commanding lead for poster of the year.

Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:05 am
by FreakShowFanatic
Flumper wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:03 am Deathproof is taking a commanding lead for poster of the year.
Especially with his awesome AV... I love how he worships me. 8-)

Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:23 am
by Deathproof
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:05 am
Flumper wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:03 am Deathproof is taking a commanding lead for poster of the year.
Especially with his awesome AV... I love how he worships me. 8-)
Yeah, that's probably it. You dumb fuck.

Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:25 am
by Deathproof
Flumper wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:03 am Deathproof is taking a commanding lead for poster of the year.
I'm a little sad that you're so impressed. Slaying ass isn't that big of an accomplishment.

Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:29 am
by Stapes
Deathproof wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:25 am
Flumper wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:03 am Deathproof is taking a commanding lead for poster of the year.
I'm a little sad that you're so impressed. Slaying ass isn't that big of an accomplishment.
Don't get cocky bro. I'm sure its not your winning personality that's getting those broads.....lol

Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:33 am
by FreakShowFanatic
Deathproof wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:23 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:05 am
Flumper wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:03 am Deathproof is taking a commanding lead for poster of the year.
Especially with his awesome AV... I love how he worships me. 8-)
Yeah, that's probably it. You dumb fuck.
:lol: I'm the one living large with a beautiful wife and good friends & you are jealous 'cause you realize with your selfish lazy lifestyle that you will never come close to me.

You are the one that is a minus on this planet & fucking skanky ugly whores. Don't forget it you fucking ignorant scumbag.

Even when I try to be nice to a fucking joke like you, you end up biting my hand. Fuck off asshole, it's not my fault you completely suck. Think about it child. ;)

Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:55 am
by Deathproof
Stapes wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:29 am
Deathproof wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:25 am
Flumper wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:03 am Deathproof is taking a commanding lead for poster of the year.
I'm a little sad that you're so impressed. Slaying ass isn't that big of an accomplishment.
Don't get cocky bro. I'm sure its not your winning personality that's getting those broads.....lol
Of course it's not. It's low standards, willingness to fuck pretty much anything that moves, good looks, the car, and a dose of notoriety.

And my hair, likely. Bitches like my hair.

Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:57 am
by Deathproof
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:33 am
Deathproof wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:23 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:05 am
Flumper wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:03 am Deathproof is taking a commanding lead for poster of the year.
Especially with his awesome AV... I love how he worships me. 8-)
Yeah, that's probably it. You dumb fuck.
:lol: I'm the one living large with a beautiful wife and good friends & you are jealous 'cause you realize with your selfish lazy lifestyle that you will never come close to me.

You are the one that is a minus on this planet & fucking skanky ugly whores. Don't forget it you fucking ignorant scumbag.

Even when I try to be nice to a fucking joke like you, you end up biting my hand. Fuck off asshole, it's not my fault you completely suck. Think about it child. ;)
You dumb bastard. I have nothing to be jealous of you about. I get to fuck different girls on a regular basis. You have to bang the same one every time. By that metric alone, I've eclipsed you by a mile. You're the minus, kid. Think about it.

Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:04 am
by FreakShowFanatic
Deathproof wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:57 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:33 am
Deathproof wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:23 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:05 am
Flumper wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:03 am Deathproof is taking a commanding lead for poster of the year.
Especially with his awesome AV... I love how he worships me. 8-)
Yeah, that's probably it. You dumb fuck.
:lol: I'm the one living large with a beautiful wife and good friends & you are jealous 'cause you realize with your selfish lazy lifestyle that you will never come close to me.

You are the one that is a minus on this planet & fucking skanky ugly whores. Don't forget it you fucking ignorant scumbag.

Even when I try to be nice to a fucking joke like you, you end up biting my hand. Fuck off asshole, it's not my fault you completely suck. Think about it child. ;)
You dumb bastard. I have nothing to be jealous of you about. I get to fuck different girls on a regular basis. You have to bang the same one every time. By that metric alone, I've eclipsed you by a mile. You're the minus, kid. Think about it.
Great then. Why not stop being an asshole for a change? If what you said is true then you would leave me the fuck alone. I'm reacting to your actions son. You talk shit about me, you make insulting pictures of me and you act like an ignorant fuck. These are your actions, & it's because you're jealous of me. You don't know who I fuck or who I even want to fuck.

All I know is that you act like an arrogant immature selfish bigshot talking shit about you being a rockstar and banging hot women and yet I haven't seen anything close to that yet. You really need to just STFU and stop being an asshole son. Think about that.

Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 3:18 am
by Deathproof
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:04 am
Deathproof wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:57 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:33 am
Deathproof wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:23 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:05 am
Flumper wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:03 am Deathproof is taking a commanding lead for poster of the year.
Especially with his awesome AV... I love how he worships me. 8-)
Yeah, that's probably it. You dumb fuck.
:lol: I'm the one living large with a beautiful wife and good friends & you are jealous 'cause you realize with your selfish lazy lifestyle that you will never come close to me.

You are the one that is a minus on this planet & fucking skanky ugly whores. Don't forget it you fucking ignorant scumbag.

Even when I try to be nice to a fucking joke like you, you end up biting my hand. Fuck off asshole, it's not my fault you completely suck. Think about it child. ;)
You dumb bastard. I have nothing to be jealous of you about. I get to fuck different girls on a regular basis. You have to bang the same one every time. By that metric alone, I've eclipsed you by a mile. You're the minus, kid. Think about it.
Great then. Why not stop being an asshole for a change? If what you said is true then you would leave me the fuck alone. I'm reacting to your actions son. You talk shit about me, you make insulting pictures of me and you act like an ignorant fuck. These are your actions, & it's because you're jealous of me. You don't know who I fuck or who I even want to fuck.

All I know is that you act like an arrogant immature selfish bigshot talking shit about you being a rockstar and banging hot women and yet I haven't seen anything close to that yet. You really need to just STFU and stop being an asshole son. Think about that.
Once again, you have no idea what you're talking about. I have zero reason to be jealous of you. You're a fucking clown. I'm more and more certain every day that you're a junior high school kid posting on UJR from his parents' wifi.
And again, I have never once called myself a rock star. Point out to me one instance of me describing myself by that title, I dare you.
I'll tell you one more time: there's not a single thing about you that would make me, or anyone, jealous. You have a shit-eating, illegal immigrant, third-rate mexican for a wife, you look like you have fucking Downs Syndrome, and you listen to shitty music. Everything about you is retarded. You look like Corky from Life Goes On, if he had his face smashed in by a train and got a haircut like a gaylord banker.

Think about it.

Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 11:50 am
by Deathproof
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:40 am Y’all making grilled cheese in here? So much melt!
I actually did have grilled cheese a couple hours ago. With bacon, because it's the filthy muslims' (un)holy month, Ramalamadingdong.

Re: How is everyone?

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 6:57 pm
by VinceBordenIII
Deathproof, I want to tell you I have the greatest kids. They're all grown up, now, but we're very proud of them.
Kids are a fact of life, and a necessity.