best fucking movie ever

[Reservoir Dog]

Comedy. This Is Spinal Tap

Action. Any of the Jon Wick trio or The French Connection

Drama. Shawshank Redemption or 12 Angry Men.

horror. Silence of the Lambs

random movie: Django unchained/ Resevoir Dogs

I like the cut of your jib, Mister.

Well I say, that is uncommonly decent of you to say so old chap! I’d invite you round for tea but this ghastly virus curfuffle has somewhat stymied socialising. That and you’re on the wrong side of the pond with an orange president thats fucking with the golf courses of my homeland! Anyhoo, I trust you and yours are staying safe.

Yours sincerely

HyperV12

I don't have an orange president, but I'll take you up on that tea (I'll bring the Islay scotch). And I get to wear my kilt!

When this madness is over I’ll bring a Speyside and wear mine Laddie! I don’t know if you can get this where ever you are but as an every day dram Auchentoshan is very acceptable.

The 12 year old single malt?

[WestTexasCrude]

its a great movie. i give it a solid 9 porks.

And yet another movie in a long long list where Christian Bale decides to not be top billing and blows the movie up with his acting. Under rated is an understatement his entire career.

[Deathproof]

Well I say, that is uncommonly decent of you to say so old chap! I’d invite you round for tea but this ghastly virus curfuffle has somewhat stymied socialising. That and you’re on the wrong side of the pond with an orange president thats fucking with the golf courses of my homeland! Anyhoo, I trust you and yours are staying safe.

Yours sincerely

HyperV12

I don't have an orange president, but I'll take you up on that tea (I'll bring the Islay scotch). And I get to wear my kilt!

When this madness is over I’ll bring a Speyside and wear mine Laddie! I don’t know if you can get this where ever you are but as an every day dram Auchentoshan is very acceptable.

So, you live in England?

Scotland

I see you joined UJR pretty early (Jan-19). Were you in old UJ? Apologies if you were, It's been so long ago, I've forgotten most of the people on there.

It's Boy Retard. Another alt account.

[Reservoir Dog]

its a great movie. i give it a solid 9 porks.

And yet another movie in a long long list where Christian Bale decides to not be top billing and blows the movie up with his acting. Under rated is an understatement his entire career.

[Hyperv12]

Well I say, that is uncommonly decent of you to say so old chap! I’d invite you round for tea but this ghastly virus curfuffle has somewhat stymied socialising. That and you’re on the wrong side of the pond with an orange president thats fucking with the golf courses of my homeland! Anyhoo, I trust you and yours are staying safe.

Yours sincerely

HyperV12

I don't have an orange president, but I'll take you up on that tea (I'll bring the Islay scotch). And I get to wear my kilt!

When this madness is over I’ll bring a Speyside and wear mine Laddie! I don’t know if you can get this where ever you are but as an every day dram Auchentoshan is very acceptable.

So, you live in England?

Scotland

I see you joined UJR pretty early (Jan-19). Were you in old UJ? Apologies if you were, It's been so long ago, I've forgotten most of the people on there.

I was in UJ, back in the Scottatron days but not when it was Leet.

[Hyperv12]

Comedy. This Is Spinal Tap

Action. Any of the Jon Wick trio or The French Connection

Drama. Shawshank Redemption or 12 Angry Men.

horror. Silence of the Lambs

random movie: Django unchained/ Resevoir Dogs

I like the cut of your jib, Mister.

Well I say, that is uncommonly decent of you to say so old chap! I’d invite you round for tea but this ghastly virus curfuffle has somewhat stymied socialising. That and you’re on the wrong side of the pond with an orange president thats fucking with the golf courses of my homeland! Anyhoo, I trust you and yours are staying safe.

Yours sincerely

HyperV12

I don't have an orange president, but I'll take you up on that tea (I'll bring the Islay scotch). And I get to wear my kilt!

When this madness is over I’ll bring a Speyside and wear mine Laddie! I don’t know if you can get this where ever you are but as an every day dram Auchentoshan is very acceptable.

The 12 year old single malt?

The American Oak

[DandyDon]

Comedy - Me, Myself & Irene
Action - Jaws
Drama - To Kill A Mockingbird
Horror - The Exorcist
Random movie - Car Wash

[Hyperv12]

I don't have an orange president, but I'll take you up on that tea (I'll bring the Islay scotch). And I get to wear my kilt!

When this madness is over I’ll bring a Speyside and wear mine Laddie! I don’t know if you can get this where ever you are but as an every day dram Auchentoshan is very acceptable.

So, you live in England?

Scotland

I see you joined UJR pretty early (Jan-19). Were you in old UJ? Apologies if you were, It's been so long ago, I've forgotten most of the people on there.

It's Boy Retard. Another alt account.

Nope Laddie.

[Who]

The Wizard of Oz

[Deathproof]

So, you live in England?

Scotland

I see you joined UJR pretty early (Jan-19). Were you in old UJ? Apologies if you were, It's been so long ago, I've forgotten most of the people on there.

It's Boy Retard. Another alt account.

Nope Laddie.

Hyperv12 is a long time UJer

I remain unconvinced.

[QillerDaemon]

The Wizard of Oz

There used to be rumors watching TWoO can make you a nelly and twink, light in the loafers gay homosexual. Ya know, "friend of Dorothy"...

[QillerDaemon]

I remain unconvinced.

Then let me convince you. Hyperv12 is who he says he is, and he is not an FSF troll. He'd have to have a really good VPN to pull off the difference.

It's the same way that I have a vague sense of where you and every other member of this board posts from.

[DiverTexas]

Scotland

I see you joined UJR pretty early (Jan-19). Were you in old UJ? Apologies if you were, It's been so long ago, I've forgotten most of the people on there.

It's Boy Retard. Another alt account.

Nope Laddie.

Hyperv12 is a long time UJer

I remain unconvinced.

So fucking what.
He's been a UJer a lot longer than you.
He's legit.

[megman]

I see you joined UJR pretty early (Jan-19). Were you in old UJ? Apologies if you were, It's been so long ago, I've forgotten most of the people on there.

It's Boy Retard. Another alt account.

Nope Laddie.

Hyperv12 is a long time UJer

I remain unconvinced.

So fucking what.
He's been a UJer a lot longer than you.
He's legit.

THIS ^ ^ ^ ^

[Wut]

I remain unconvinced.

Then let me convince you. Hyperv12 is who he says he is, and he is not an FSF troll. He'd have to have a really good VPN to pull off the difference.

It's the same way that I have a vague sense of where you and every other member of this board posts from.

What? You know I’m in my living room?

[FSchmertz]

I remain unconvinced.

Then let me convince you. Hyperv12 is who he says he is, and he is not an FSF troll. He'd have to have a really good VPN to pull off the difference.

It's the same way that I have a vague sense of where you and every other member of this board posts from.

What? You know I’m in my living room?

Yeah, and you might want to turn off the computer camera when you're doing that.

[Wut]

I remain unconvinced.

Then let me convince you. Hyperv12 is who he says he is, and he is not an FSF troll. He'd have to have a really good VPN to pull off the difference.

It's the same way that I have a vague sense of where you and every other member of this board posts from.

What? You know I’m in my living room?

Yeah, and you might want to turn off the computer camera when you're doing that.

[Deathproof]

I remain unconvinced.

Then let me convince you. Hyperv12 is who he says he is, and he is not an FSF troll. He'd have to have a really good VPN to pull off the difference.

It's the same way that I have a vague sense of where you and every other member of this board posts from.

So you can see me giving you the finger via my tablet's camera? I've toldyou where I post from. Dont show up at my house, I have no candy for you.

[Deathproof]

It's Boy Retard. Another alt account.

Nope Laddie.

Hyperv12 is a long time UJer

I remain unconvinced.

So fucking what.
He's been a UJer a lot longer than you.
He's legit.

THIS ^ ^ ^ ^

Okay, DT and Megman both vouch for him, I'll buy in this time. My appy polly loggies, Hyperv12, O my brother. Viddy well.

[Hyperv12]

Scotland

I see you joined UJR pretty early (Jan-19). Were you in old UJ? Apologies if you were, It's been so long ago, I've forgotten most of the people on there.

It's Boy Retard. Another alt account.

Nope Laddie.

Hyperv12 is a long time UJer

I remain unconvinced.

I joined UJ not long after the Eric Gifford is Leet hack back when Hoover still had a little money to feed the hamsters and he actually still posted, Who’s post count was in the 30-35K range, Smurph was a newbie, there were a bunch of wimmin posting Sugarnotch, DP, Blondie in a Benz, Squirt,Butt_Unit, Evvan was still with Maverik, Scottatron was alive, Yosh & FSF competed for craziest on the board. Gunzen hadn’t hit his wife yet, Paint a Hawkfan was a funny thread and the welcome of choice was POST TITS YOU FILTHY NOOB SCUM! Ah the good ole days.

[Hyperv12]

Nope Laddie.

Hyperv12 is a long time UJer

I remain unconvinced.

So fucking what.
He's been a UJer a lot longer than you.
He's legit.

THIS ^ ^ ^ ^

Okay, DT and Megman both vouch for him, I'll buy in this time. My appy polly loggies, Hyperv12, O my brother. Viddy well.

Lang May your lum reek as well Laddie.

[Deathproof]

I see you joined UJR pretty early (Jan-19). Were you in old UJ? Apologies if you were, It's been so long ago, I've forgotten most of the people on there.

It's Boy Retard. Another alt account.

Nope Laddie.

Hyperv12 is a long time UJer

I remain unconvinced.

I joined UJ not long after the Eric Gifford is Leet hack back when Hoover still had a little money to feed the hamsters and he actually still posted, Who’s post count was in the 30-35K range, Smurph was a newbie, there were a bunch of wimmin posting Sugarnotch, DP, Blondie in a Benz, Squirt,Butt_Unit, Evvan was still with Maverik, Scottatron was alive, Yosh & FSF competed for craziest on the board. Gunzen hadn’t hit his wife yet, Paint a Hawkfan was a funny thread and the welcome of choice was POST TITS YOU FILTHY NOOB SCUM! Ah the good ole days.

Okay, well, my mistake. I watched A Clockwork Orange three times this morning, so Appy Polly Loggies. And since you're an old-time UJer, and I'm fascinated about what went on before me, can you tell me the stories of some of the things you mentioned? For instance:
- Eric Gifford is Leet Hack
- what happened to Scottatron?
- yosh and Boy Retard's competition
- Gunzen and his wife
- paint a Hawkfan

I love old UJ stories, and no, I'm not being sarcastic.

[Hyperv12]

It's Boy Retard. Another alt account.

Nope Laddie.

Hyperv12 is a long time UJer

I remain unconvinced.

I joined UJ not long after the Eric Gifford is Leet hack back when Hoover still had a little money to feed the hamsters and he actually still posted, Who’s post count was in the 30-35K range, Smurph was a newbie, there were a bunch of wimmin posting Sugarnotch, DP, Blondie in a Benz, Squirt,Butt_Unit, Evvan was still with Maverik, Scottatron was alive, Yosh & FSF competed for craziest on the board. Gunzen hadn’t hit his wife yet, Paint a Hawkfan was a funny thread and the welcome of choice was POST TITS YOU FILTHY NOOB SCUM! Ah the good ole days.

Okay, well, my mistake. I watched A Clockwork Orange three times this morning, so Appy Polly Loggies. And since you're an old-time UJer, and I'm fascinated about what went on before me, can you tell me the stories of some of the things you mentioned? For instance:
- Eric Gifford is Leet Hack
- what happened to Scottatron?
- yosh and Boy Retard's competition
- Gunzen and his wife
- paint a Hawkfan

I love old UJ stories, and no, I'm not being sarcastic.

The hack was before I joined but basically as I understand it every post in every thread was changed to the words Eric Gifford is Leet. Certainly when I looked back through the archive that’s all I found before a certain date

I heard, on here I think, that Scottatron died. I don’t know any details, he was an Admin on UJ , Australian I seem to remember for some reason.

Yosh & FSF both melted down regularly on UJ and it was a toss up as to who’s was crazier. Sometimes it was funny but most of the time it was tiresome as here. I seem to remember Yosh & Butt_Unit got together in real life for a while but can’t be sure.

Gunzen accidentally hit his wife once and made the mistake of posting about it and forever more was a wife beater. His melts were pretty epic too every so often. He wrote a book as I recall and got it published, can’t remember the title.

Now the Paint a Hawkfan thread was epic, Hawk posted a pic of himself with a shocked look on his face and the sport was to photoshop it on anything for a laff, every so often other people posted their pics and they got the same treatment. Smurph especially. I enjoyed it.

[Deathproof]

Nope Laddie.

Hyperv12 is a long time UJer

I remain unconvinced.

I joined UJ not long after the Eric Gifford is Leet hack back when Hoover still had a little money to feed the hamsters and he actually still posted, Who’s post count was in the 30-35K range, Smurph was a newbie, there were a bunch of wimmin posting Sugarnotch, DP, Blondie in a Benz, Squirt,Butt_Unit, Evvan was still with Maverik, Scottatron was alive, Yosh & FSF competed for craziest on the board. Gunzen hadn’t hit his wife yet, Paint a Hawkfan was a funny thread and the welcome of choice was POST TITS YOU FILTHY NOOB SCUM! Ah the good ole days.

Okay, well, my mistake. I watched A Clockwork Orange three times this morning, so Appy Polly Loggies. And since you're an old-time UJer, and I'm fascinated about what went on before me, can you tell me the stories of some of the things you mentioned? For instance:
- Eric Gifford is Leet Hack
- what happened to Scottatron?
- yosh and Boy Retard's competition
- Gunzen and his wife
- paint a Hawkfan

I love old UJ stories, and no, I'm not being sarcastic.

The hack was before I joined but basically as I understand it every post in every thread was changed to the words Eric Gifford is Leet. Certainly when I looked back through the archive that’s all I found before a certain date

I heard, on here I think, that Scottatron died. I don’t know any details, he was an Admin on UJ , Australian I seem to remember for some reason.

Yosh & FSF both melted down regularly on UJ and it was a toss up as to who’s was crazier. Sometimes it was funny but most of the time it was tiresome as here. I seem to remember Yosh & Butt_Unit got together in real life for a while but can’t be sure.

Gunzen accidentally hit his wife once and made the mistake of posting about it and forever more was a wife beater. His melts were pretty epic too every so often. He wrote a book as I recall and got it published, can’t remember the title.

Now the Paint a Hawkfan thread was epic, Hawk posted a pic of himself with a shocked look on his face and the sport was to photoshop it on anything for a laff, every so often other people posted their pics and they got the same treatment. Smurph especially. I enjoyed it.

How does one "accidentally" hit his wife?

Also, how about re-starting the Paint a Hawkfan game? I have zero photoshop skills, so I wouldn't join in, but I'd get a laugh out of it.

Thanks for the info.

[QillerDaemon]

I remain unconvinced.

Then let me convince you. Hyperv12 is who he says he is, and he is not an FSF troll. He'd have to have a really good VPN to pull off the difference.

It's the same way that I have a vague sense of where you and every other member of this board posts from.

What? You know I’m in my living room?

Yea. And put on some pants, tubby.