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Is that the siege of Malta?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 12:57 am
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Is that the siege of Malta?
I don't think so, did an army of skeletons ever lay siege to Malta?
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 10:39 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 9:52 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 1:55 am
Animal wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 12:57 am i don't guess its art, but mine has always been in the architecture in history. the beauty they created by trying to span areas with compounding arches and such. I love the simplicity, practicality, ingenuity and beauty of it.

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A lot of those examples (not all) are Muslim creations. A lot in Spain converted to Christian churches.
The best one is in Cordoba. Went there in 2019 and it was stunning

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WHOA. how old is that place?
Muslims conquered most of Spain around 7-800 AD. Built that mosque. So about 1,300 years old. When Spain "Reconquista" in the late 1400's, it was converted into a Catholic church- Cordoba.
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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 12:58 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 12:57 am
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Is that the siege of Malta?
I don't think so, did an army of skeletons ever lay siege to Malta?
I've seen that before I just can't remember what it is. Black death Plague?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 1:10 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 12:58 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 12:57 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 2:44 pm Image
Is that the siege of Malta?
I don't think so, did an army of skeletons ever lay siege to Malta?
I've seen that before I just can't remember what it is.

https://schoolshistory.org.uk/topics/me ... ack-death/
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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 1:11 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 1:10 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 12:58 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 12:57 am
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Is that the siege of Malta?
I don't think so, did an army of skeletons ever lay siege to Malta?
I've seen that before I just can't remember what it is.

https://schoolshistory.org.uk/topics/me ... ack-death/
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 10:39 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 9:52 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 1:55 am
Animal wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 12:57 am i don't guess its art, but mine has always been in the architecture in history. the beauty they created by trying to span areas with compounding arches and such. I love the simplicity, practicality, ingenuity and beauty of it.

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A lot of those examples (not all) are Muslim creations. A lot in Spain converted to Christian churches.
The best one is in Cordoba. Went there in 2019 and it was stunning

Image

Image

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WHOA. how old is that place?
that last pic is a really good example of the "flying buttress". they had to come up with a way to support the lateral forces on the columns that support a domed or arched span. while the arch is strong, it still exerts outward pressures on the top of the columns and if they are too skinny, then they need some type of lateral support. In comes the idea of the flying buttress.
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Animal wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 1:30 am
disco.moon wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 10:39 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 9:52 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 1:55 am
Animal wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 12:57 am i don't guess its art, but mine has always been in the architecture in history. the beauty they created by trying to span areas with compounding arches and such. I love the simplicity, practicality, ingenuity and beauty of it.

Image
A lot of those examples (not all) are Muslim creations. A lot in Spain converted to Christian churches.
The best one is in Cordoba. Went there in 2019 and it was stunning

Image

Image

Image
WHOA. how old is that place?
that last pic is a really good example of the "flying buttress". they had to come up with a way to support the lateral forces on the columns that support a domed or arched span. while the arch is strong, it still exerts outward pressures on the top of the columns and if they are too skinny, then they need some type of lateral support. In comes the idea of the flying buttress.
When did you get interested in architecture? I don't remember you ever mentioning it. Interesting subject.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:07 am
Animal wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 1:30 am
disco.moon wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 10:39 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 9:52 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 1:55 am
Animal wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 12:57 am i don't guess its art, but mine has always been in the architecture in history. the beauty they created by trying to span areas with compounding arches and such. I love the simplicity, practicality, ingenuity and beauty of it.

Image
A lot of those examples (not all) are Muslim creations. A lot in Spain converted to Christian churches.
The best one is in Cordoba. Went there in 2019 and it was stunning

Image

Image

Image
WHOA. how old is that place?
that last pic is a really good example of the "flying buttress". they had to come up with a way to support the lateral forces on the columns that support a domed or arched span. while the arch is strong, it still exerts outward pressures on the top of the columns and if they are too skinny, then they need some type of lateral support. In comes the idea of the flying buttress.
When did you get interested in architecture? I don't remember you ever mentioning it. Interesting subject.
my undergraduate degree was in construction. the construction department was in the college of architecture at texas a&m. so, my first 2-3 years i had the same classes as all of the architecture students. a lot of studying architectural history. I really thought I might want to be an architect until I found out how fucking artistic those fucking guys are.
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Animal wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:07 am
Animal wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 1:30 am
disco.moon wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 10:39 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 9:52 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 1:55 am
A lot of those examples (not all) are Muslim creations. A lot in Spain converted to Christian churches.
The best one is in Cordoba. Went there in 2019 and it was stunning

Image

Image

Image
WHOA. how old is that place?
that last pic is a really good example of the "flying buttress". they had to come up with a way to support the lateral forces on the columns that support a domed or arched span. while the arch is strong, it still exerts outward pressures on the top of the columns and if they are too skinny, then they need some type of lateral support. In comes the idea of the flying buttress.
When did you get interested in architecture? I don't remember you ever mentioning it. Interesting subject.
my undergraduate degree was in construction. the construction department was in the college of architecture at texas a&m. so, my first 2-3 years i had the same classes as all of the architecture students. a lot of studying architectural history. I really thought I might want to be an architect until I found out how fucking artistic those fucking guys are.
Very cool. Not only artistic but tons of mathematical principles too. Would seem a fascinating subject.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:14 am
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Yes yes young pussy is a work of art :) 😝😛🍆💦 one can tell on this site as there are maybe 5 threads devoted to pussy itself lol.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:20 am
Animal wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:07 am
Animal wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 1:30 am
disco.moon wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 10:39 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 9:52 pm

The best one is in Cordoba. Went there in 2019 and it was stunning

Image

Image

Image
WHOA. how old is that place?
that last pic is a really good example of the "flying buttress". they had to come up with a way to support the lateral forces on the columns that support a domed or arched span. while the arch is strong, it still exerts outward pressures on the top of the columns and if they are too skinny, then they need some type of lateral support. In comes the idea of the flying buttress.
When did you get interested in architecture? I don't remember you ever mentioning it. Interesting subject.
my undergraduate degree was in construction. the construction department was in the college of architecture at texas a&m. so, my first 2-3 years i had the same classes as all of the architecture students. a lot of studying architectural history. I really thought I might want to be an architect until I found out how fucking artistic those fucking guys are.
Very cool. Not only artistic but tons of mathematical principles too. Would seem a fascinating subject.
the mathematical part i could hang with. it was the abstract artistic skills they had that you just can't fake. its like musical talent. you either have it or you don't. I'm glad I found that engineers aren't just for driving trains. a civil engineer is just an architect with no artistic skills.
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and see? all of that beautiful construction just to provide some functionality to the structure.
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Where is that "horny bat" meme when you need it?
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La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona. Took hundreds of years to complete.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:31 am
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That is simply incredible. The timeframe in which it was made. The plans. It's mind-boggling.

Cathedral of St. John the Divine in New York was started 130 years ago and it’s still not finished.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathedral ... the_Divine
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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:25 am Image

The flying buttresses of the Milan Cathedral. Also known as Duomo di Milano in Italian, is the largest Gothic cathedral in the world. Its construction began in 1386.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:31 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:25 am Image
La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona. Took hundreds of years to complete.
Why do you feel compelled to give a lecture all the time? Do you think you are impressing anyone with your google skills? We all can google professor.
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Animal wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:24 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:20 am
Animal wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:14 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 2:07 am
Animal wrote: Sun Oct 24, 2021 1:30 am
disco.moon wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 10:39 pm

WHOA. how old is that place?
that last pic is a really good example of the "flying buttress". they had to come up with a way to support the lateral forces on the columns that support a domed or arched span. while the arch is strong, it still exerts outward pressures on the top of the columns and if they are too skinny, then they need some type of lateral support. In comes the idea of the flying buttress.
When did you get interested in architecture? I don't remember you ever mentioning it. Interesting subject.
my undergraduate degree was in construction. the construction department was in the college of architecture at texas a&m. so, my first 2-3 years i had the same classes as all of the architecture students. a lot of studying architectural history. I really thought I might want to be an architect until I found out how fucking artistic those fucking guys are.
Very cool. Not only artistic but tons of mathematical principles too. Would seem a fascinating subject.
the mathematical part i could hang with. it was the abstract artistic skills they had that you just can't fake. its like musical talent. you either have it or you don't. I'm glad I found that engineers aren't just for driving trains. a civil engineer is just an architect with no artistic skills.
Can you imagine being an architect/ builder back in those days. Building monuments, cathedrals, churches. Now it's fast food restaurants. lol
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And he's incorrect as usual
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