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Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:47 am
by Deathproof
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:29 am
Anybody else seeing what I'm seeing at grocery/ convenience stores this year. It's always been 10 pound bags of ice for $2 something. Now it's the same price but 7 pounds. GTFO. It's frozen water idiots, not some specialty chocolate soufflé your serving.
I have never understood people who
buy ice. Do you fuckers not have refrigerator/freezers that can make that shit?
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:53 am
by Reservoir Dog
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:47 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:29 am
Anybody else seeing what I'm seeing at grocery/ convenience stores this year. It's always been 10 pound bags of ice for $2 something. Now it's the same price but 7 pounds. GTFO. It's frozen water idiots, not some specialty chocolate soufflé your serving.
I have never understood people who
buy ice. Do you fuckers not have refrigerator/freezers that can make that shit?
Campers. Picnickers. People who live in cheap motels.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:00 am
by Deathproof
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:53 am
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:47 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:29 am
Anybody else seeing what I'm seeing at grocery/ convenience stores this year. It's always been 10 pound bags of ice for $2 something. Now it's the same price but 7 pounds. GTFO. It's frozen water idiots, not some specialty chocolate soufflé your serving.
I have never understood people who
buy ice. Do you fuckers not have refrigerator/freezers that can make that shit?
Campers. Picnickers. People who live in cheap motels.
Fair enough. Camping, though -- oh my God. I live in a big fucking house with a three-car garage, two swimming pools, a gaming room, a wine cellar (that's used for bourbon instead because I don't drink wine), a hot tub... and motherfuckers are
choosing to sleep on the ground, in a tent, outside. I just feel bad for humanity sometimes.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:05 am
by Reservoir Dog
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:00 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:53 am
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:47 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:29 am
Anybody else seeing what I'm seeing at grocery/ convenience stores this year. It's always been 10 pound bags of ice for $2 something. Now it's the same price but 7 pounds. GTFO. It's frozen water idiots, not some specialty chocolate soufflé your serving.
I have never understood people who
buy ice. Do you fuckers not have refrigerator/freezers that can make that shit?
Campers. Picnickers. People who live in cheap motels.
Fair enough. Camping, though -- oh my God. I live in a big fucking house with a three-car garage, two swimming pools, a gaming room, a wine cellar (that's used for bourbon instead because I don't drink wine), a hot tub... and motherfuckers are
choosing to sleep on the ground, in a tent, outside. I just feel bad for humanity sometimes.
Well, next time you visit a National Park make sure you bring your house with you.

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:34 am
by Deathproof
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:05 am
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:00 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:53 am
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:47 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:29 am
Anybody else seeing what I'm seeing at grocery/ convenience stores this year. It's always been 10 pound bags of ice for $2 something. Now it's the same price but 7 pounds. GTFO. It's frozen water idiots, not some specialty chocolate soufflé your serving.
I have never understood people who
buy ice. Do you fuckers not have refrigerator/freezers that can make that shit?
Campers. Picnickers. People who live in cheap motels.
Fair enough. Camping, though -- oh my God. I live in a big fucking house with a three-car garage, two swimming pools, a gaming room, a wine cellar (that's used for bourbon instead because I don't drink wine), a hot tub... and motherfuckers are
choosing to sleep on the ground, in a tent, outside. I just feel bad for humanity sometimes.
Well, next time you visit a National Park make sure you bring your house with you.
I think I can visit a national park without spending the night there.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:09 am
by disco.moon
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 1:41 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:52 am
This straight up pisses me off, I love Skittles. Recently I've noticed there's a smaller amount in the bags. There's not even a handful, this is a dumbass cup one uses to rinse out your mouth.
I fuckin' hate Skittles. Those goddamn things scrape about three layers of skin off the inside of my mouth. Starburst are the superior candy.
You shut your whore mouth.
Starburst are delicious (especially the pink ones) but due to TMJ I had to choose between the two and Skittles has more flavors now

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:11 am
by disco.moon
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:00 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:53 am
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:47 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:29 am
Anybody else seeing what I'm seeing at grocery/ convenience stores this year. It's always been 10 pound bags of ice for $2 something. Now it's the same price but 7 pounds. GTFO. It's frozen water idiots, not some specialty chocolate soufflé your serving.
I have never understood people who
buy ice. Do you fuckers not have refrigerator/freezers that can make that shit?
Campers. Picnickers. People who live in cheap motels.
Fair enough. Camping, though -- oh my God. I live in a big fucking house with a three-car garage, two swimming pools, a gaming room, a wine cellar (that's used for bourbon instead because I don't drink wine), a hot tub... and motherfuckers are
choosing to sleep on the ground, in a tent, outside. I just feel bad for humanity sometimes.
Wow Mr. Rockefeller that's neat! Us commoners enjoy the beautiful outdoors and sometimes we like to put beer (you've likely never heard of it up there on your ivory tower) on ice in a big square thing called a "cooler". Then we bring that box to our destination to share with friends, or our fellow peasants.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:24 pm
by rule34
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:00 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:53 am
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:47 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:29 am
Anybody else seeing what I'm seeing at grocery/ convenience stores this year. It's always been 10 pound bags of ice for $2 something. Now it's the same price but 7 pounds. GTFO. It's frozen water idiots, not some specialty chocolate soufflé your serving.
I have never understood people who
buy ice. Do you fuckers not have refrigerator/freezers that can make that shit?
Campers. Picnickers. People who live in cheap motels.
Fair enough. Camping, though -- oh my God. I live in a big fucking house with a three-car garage, two swimming pools, a gaming room, a wine cellar (that's used for bourbon instead because I don't drink wine), a hot tub... and motherfuckers are
choosing to sleep on the ground, in a tent, outside. I just feel bad for humanity sometimes.
Ok
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2022 1:26 pm
by Burn1dwn
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:00 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:53 am
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:47 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:29 am
Anybody else seeing what I'm seeing at grocery/ convenience stores this year. It's always been 10 pound bags of ice for $2 something. Now it's the same price but 7 pounds. GTFO. It's frozen water idiots, not some specialty chocolate soufflé your serving.
I have never understood people who
buy ice. Do you fuckers not have refrigerator/freezers that can make that shit?
Campers. Picnickers. People who live in cheap motels.
Fair enough. Camping, though -- oh my God. I live in a big fucking house with a three-car garage, two swimming pools, a gaming room, a wine cellar (that's used for bourbon instead because I don't drink wine), a hot tub... and motherfuckers are
choosing to sleep on the ground, in a tent, outside. I just feel bad for humanity sometimes.
Why do you have two pools?
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2022 7:07 pm
by Animal
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2022 7:14 pm
by Antknot
HowieTheHat wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 7:02 pm
Animal wrote: ↑Thu Jul 14, 2022 2:51 pm
this is not my picture but it reminded me of this thread. I have never heard that if you break a dry Cottonwood twig at it’s rings, you will find a star inside.
Hmmmmm, A bunch of those cut the same length, de-barked and stood on end tightly together has the potential for an awesome epoxy table!
Wonder what you'd get if you took the same stack of epoxied limbs and turned a bowel/
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2022 10:00 pm
by disco.moon
Antknot wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 7:14 pm
Wonder what you'd get if you took the same stack of epoxied limbs and turned a bowel/
Bud, are you talking about shitting sticks?
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2022 10:10 pm
by Animal
disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 10:00 pm
Antknot wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 7:14 pm
Wonder what you'd get if you took the same stack of epoxied limbs and turned a bowel/
Bud, are you talking about shitting sticks?

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2022 10:11 pm
by disco.moon
Animal wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 10:10 pm
disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 10:00 pm
Antknot wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 7:14 pm
Wonder what you'd get if you took the same stack of epoxied limbs and turned a bowel/
Bud, are you talking about shitting sticks?

it was the bowel part that threw me off.
Send me some of those sticks, Thamks.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:35 am
by Deathproof
Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 1:26 pm
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:00 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:53 am
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:47 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:29 am
Anybody else seeing what I'm seeing at grocery/ convenience stores this year. It's always been 10 pound bags of ice for $2 something. Now it's the same price but 7 pounds. GTFO. It's frozen water idiots, not some specialty chocolate soufflé your serving.
I have never understood people who
buy ice. Do you fuckers not have refrigerator/freezers that can make that shit?
Campers. Picnickers. People who live in cheap motels.
Fair enough. Camping, though -- oh my God. I live in a big fucking house with a three-car garage, two swimming pools, a gaming room, a wine cellar (that's used for bourbon instead because I don't drink wine), a hot tub... and motherfuckers are
choosing to sleep on the ground, in a tent, outside. I just feel bad for humanity sometimes.
Why do you have two pools?
One is outside for parties. The other is inside for private parties.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:36 am
by Deathproof
disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:11 am
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:00 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:53 am
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:47 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:29 am
Anybody else seeing what I'm seeing at grocery/ convenience stores this year. It's always been 10 pound bags of ice for $2 something. Now it's the same price but 7 pounds. GTFO. It's frozen water idiots, not some specialty chocolate soufflé your serving.
I have never understood people who
buy ice. Do you fuckers not have refrigerator/freezers that can make that shit?
Campers. Picnickers. People who live in cheap motels.
Fair enough. Camping, though -- oh my God. I live in a big fucking house with a three-car garage, two swimming pools, a gaming room, a wine cellar (that's used for bourbon instead because I don't drink wine), a hot tub... and motherfuckers are
choosing to sleep on the ground, in a tent, outside. I just feel bad for humanity sometimes.
Wow Mr. Rockefeller that's neat! Us commoners enjoy the beautiful outdoors and sometimes we like to put beer (you've likely never heard of it up there on your ivory tower) on ice in a big square thing called a "cooler". Then we bring that box to our destination to share with friends, or our fellow peasants.
"Mr. Rockefeller".

I'm not going to feel bad for having a job.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:59 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Animal wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 7:07 pm
That is really amazing. I wonder what's the advantage for cottonwoods to having star shaped interiors like that. I always heard that nature never grows things that resemble straight sided shapes.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:02 am
by Animal
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:59 am
Animal wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 7:07 pm
That is really amazing. I wonder what's the advantage for cottonwoods to having star shaped interiors like that. I always heard that nature never grows things that resemble straight sided shapes.
i have no idea. i just know that you can only find that shape in small twigs. so something changes as they get thicker.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:14 am
by Animal
How to find Your Stars
The stars are found by snapping the small dry twigs which have fallen from a cottonwood
tree. Look for the growth wrinkles in the bark. There will often be several on one twig.
The wrinkles look a little like the wrinkles in a flex soda straw. Hold the twig close to
the growth wrinkles and snap it quickly. Some twigs may be too green or too rotten, but
many will produce a five point secret star. With a little practice, you will know which
twigs have the stars hiding inside. You can see the star best if you shade it from the sun
and look straight in at the broken end. You can also enhance some stars by rubbing them
on fine sandpaper. A sanded star will usually show up better if you moisten it.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 2:44 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Animal wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:14 am
How to find Your Stars
The stars are found by snapping the small dry twigs which have fallen from a cottonwood
tree. Look for the growth wrinkles in the bark. There will often be several on one twig.
The wrinkles look a little like the wrinkles in a flex soda straw. Hold the twig close to
the growth wrinkles and snap it quickly. Some twigs may be too green or too rotten, but
many will produce a five point secret star. With a little practice, you will know which
twigs have the stars hiding inside. You can see the star best if you shade it from the sun
and look straight in at the broken end. You can also enhance some stars by rubbing them
on fine sandpaper. A sanded star will usually show up better if you moisten it.
Interesting. I just know nature doesn't do straight anything. Some anthropologist back in the 1800's came up with the best analogy about the mindset between Native Americans vs European settlers. In nature, Indians never saw anything "straight". Everything "flows". But Europeans built straight picket fences and houses that were square or rectangular. 30+ years ago when they discovered Lechuguilla Cave in NM, they spent years exploring it and wondered whether it was connected to nearby Carlsbad Caverns. Somebody was exploring deep one day and radioed "Got it- Found it". Through a crack in the rocks using his helmet flashlight he saw a straight line. Nature doesn't do straight. It was a hand rail in Carlsbad Caverns.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:22 am
by Antknot
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 2:44 am
Animal wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:14 am
How to find Your Stars
The stars are found by snapping the small dry twigs which have fallen from a cottonwood
tree. Look for the growth wrinkles in the bark. There will often be several on one twig.
The wrinkles look a little like the wrinkles in a flex soda straw. Hold the twig close to
the growth wrinkles and snap it quickly. Some twigs may be too green or too rotten, but
many will produce a five point secret star. With a little practice, you will know which
twigs have the stars hiding inside. You can see the star best if you shade it from the sun
and look straight in at the broken end. You can also enhance some stars by rubbing them
on fine sandpaper. A sanded star will usually show up better if you moisten it.
Interesting. I just know nature doesn't do straight anything. Some anthropologist back in the 1800's came up with the best analogy about the mindset between Native Americans vs European settlers. In nature, Indians never saw anything "straight". Everything "flows". But Europeans built straight picket fences and houses that were square or rectangular. 30+ years ago when they discovered Lechuguilla Cave in NM, they spent years exploring it and wondered whether it was connected to nearby Carlsbad Caverns. Somebody was exploring deep one day and radioed "Got it- Found it". Through a crack in the rocks using his helmet flashlight he saw a straight line. Nature doesn't do straight. It was a hand rail in Carlsbad Caverns.
If nature don’t do straight explain slate used in roofs.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:25 am
by stonedmegman
Antknot wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:22 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 2:44 am
Animal wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:14 am
How to find Your Stars
The stars are found by snapping the small dry twigs which have fallen from a cottonwood
tree. Look for the growth wrinkles in the bark. There will often be several on one twig.
The wrinkles look a little like the wrinkles in a flex soda straw. Hold the twig close to
the growth wrinkles and snap it quickly. Some twigs may be too green or too rotten, but
many will produce a five point secret star. With a little practice, you will know which
twigs have the stars hiding inside. You can see the star best if you shade it from the sun
and look straight in at the broken end. You can also enhance some stars by rubbing them
on fine sandpaper. A sanded star will usually show up better if you moisten it.
Interesting. I just know nature doesn't do straight anything. Some anthropologist back in the 1800's came up with the best analogy about the mindset between Native Americans vs European settlers. In nature, Indians never saw anything "straight". Everything "flows". But Europeans built straight picket fences and houses that were square or rectangular. 30+ years ago when they discovered Lechuguilla Cave in NM, they spent years exploring it and wondered whether it was connected to nearby Carlsbad Caverns. Somebody was exploring deep one day and radioed "Got it- Found it". Through a crack in the rocks using his helmet flashlight he saw a straight line. Nature doesn't do straight. It was a hand rail in Carlsbad Caverns.
If nature don’t do straight explain slate used in roofs.
And Mica. And quartz crystals.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:56 am
by disco.moon
Deathproof wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:36 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:11 am
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:00 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:53 am
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:47 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:29 am
Anybody else seeing what I'm seeing at grocery/ convenience stores this year. It's always been 10 pound bags of ice for $2 something. Now it's the same price but 7 pounds. GTFO. It's frozen water idiots, not some specialty chocolate soufflé your serving.
I have never understood people who
buy ice. Do you fuckers not have refrigerator/freezers that can make that shit?
Campers. Picnickers. People who live in cheap motels.
Fair enough. Camping, though -- oh my God. I live in a big fucking house with a three-car garage, two swimming pools, a gaming room, a wine cellar (that's used for bourbon instead because I don't drink wine), a hot tub... and motherfuckers are
choosing to sleep on the ground, in a tent, outside. I just feel bad for humanity sometimes.
Wow Mr. Rockefeller that's neat! Us commoners enjoy the beautiful outdoors and sometimes we like to put beer (you've likely never heard of it up there on your ivory tower) on ice in a big square thing called a "cooler". Then we bring that box to our destination to share with friends, or our fellow peasants.
"Mr. Rockefeller".

I'm not going to feel bad for having a job.
No one said you should. I was poking fun at you being an arrogant ass-hat

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:03 pm
by Deathproof
disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:56 am
Deathproof wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 12:36 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:11 am
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:00 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:53 am
Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Jul 15, 2022 2:47 am
I have never understood people who
buy ice. Do you fuckers not have refrigerator/freezers that can make that shit?
Campers. Picnickers. People who live in cheap motels.
Fair enough. Camping, though -- oh my God. I live in a big fucking house with a three-car garage, two swimming pools, a gaming room, a wine cellar (that's used for bourbon instead because I don't drink wine), a hot tub... and motherfuckers are
choosing to sleep on the ground, in a tent, outside. I just feel bad for humanity sometimes.
Wow Mr. Rockefeller that's neat! Us commoners enjoy the beautiful outdoors and sometimes we like to put beer (you've likely never heard of it up there on your ivory tower) on ice in a big square thing called a "cooler". Then we bring that box to our destination to share with friends, or our fellow peasants.
"Mr. Rockefeller".

I'm not going to feel bad for having a job.
No one said you should. I was poking fun at you being an arrogant ass-hat
I wasn't being arrogant. I just don't understand people who choose regression.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 3:44 pm
by disco.moon
Deathproof wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:03 pm
I wasn't being arrogant. I just don't understand people who choose regression.
K.