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Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 6:44 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
stonedmegman wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:25 am
Antknot wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 4:22 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 2:44 am
Animal wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:14 am
How to find Your Stars
The stars are found by snapping the small dry twigs which have fallen from a cottonwood
tree. Look for the growth wrinkles in the bark. There will often be several on one twig.
The wrinkles look a little like the wrinkles in a flex soda straw. Hold the twig close to
the growth wrinkles and snap it quickly. Some twigs may be too green or too rotten, but
many will produce a five point secret star. With a little practice, you will know which
twigs have the stars hiding inside. You can see the star best if you shade it from the sun
and look straight in at the broken end. You can also enhance some stars by rubbing them
on fine sandpaper. A sanded star will usually show up better if you moisten it.
Interesting. I just know nature doesn't do straight anything. Some anthropologist back in the 1800's came up with the best analogy about the mindset between Native Americans vs European settlers. In nature, Indians never saw anything "straight". Everything "flows". But Europeans built straight picket fences and houses that were square or rectangular. 30+ years ago when they discovered Lechuguilla Cave in NM, they spent years exploring it and wondered whether it was connected to nearby Carlsbad Caverns. Somebody was exploring deep one day and radioed "Got it- Found it". Through a crack in the rocks using his helmet flashlight he saw a straight line. Nature doesn't do straight. It was a hand rail in Carlsbad Caverns.
If nature don’t do straight explain slate used in roofs.
And Mica. And quartz crystals.
What are starting, a mood ring business or something?
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 7:41 pm
by Reservoir Dog
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 2:44 am
Animal wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 1:14 am
How to find Your Stars
The stars are found by snapping the small dry twigs which have fallen from a cottonwood
tree. Look for the growth wrinkles in the bark. There will often be several on one twig.
The wrinkles look a little like the wrinkles in a flex soda straw. Hold the twig close to
the growth wrinkles and snap it quickly. Some twigs may be too green or too rotten, but
many will produce a five point secret star. With a little practice, you will know which
twigs have the stars hiding inside. You can see the star best if you shade it from the sun
and look straight in at the broken end. You can also enhance some stars by rubbing them
on fine sandpaper. A sanded star will usually show up better if you moisten it.
Interesting. I just know nature doesn't do straight anything. Some anthropologist back in the 1800's came up with the best analogy about the mindset between Native Americans vs European settlers. In nature, Indians never saw anything "straight". Everything "flows". But Europeans built straight picket fences and houses that were square or rectangular. 30+ years ago when they discovered Lechuguilla Cave in NM, they spent years exploring it and wondered whether it was connected to nearby Carlsbad Caverns. Somebody was exploring deep one day and radioed "Got it- Found it". Through a crack in the rocks using his helmet flashlight he saw a straight line. Nature doesn't do straight. It was a hand rail in Carlsbad Caverns.

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 8:52 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
Bamboo trees may look "straight" but they bend in the wind. And no way those granite slabs could be considered "straight". They have notches and shit.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 8:56 pm
by Geist
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 8:52 pm
Bamboo trees may look "straight" but they bend in the wind. And no way those granite slabs could be considered "straight". They have notches and shit.
If you don't cut your grass, will it turn into trees too?
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 10:27 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
Geist wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 8:56 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 8:52 pm
Bamboo trees may look "straight" but they bend in the wind. And no way those granite slabs could be considered "straight". They have notches and shit.
If you don't cut your grass, will it turn into trees too?
Well, the only time your grass looks "straight" is after you mow it and weed eat it with European machines. Orientals just got into making them because of the profits.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:50 pm
by Animal
i wonder how the indians got those curvy arrows to fly so well.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:57 pm
by Reservoir Dog
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 8:52 pm
Bamboo trees may look "straight" but they bend in the wind. And no way those granite slabs could be considered "straight". They have notches and shit.
Fuck, you're dumb.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 12:06 am
by Animal
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:34 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Animal wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:50 pm
i wonder how the indians got those curvy arrows to fly so well.
My point is when Native Americans were looking around, 99.9999% of the time there were no arrows flying around. And is that supposed to represent a spiderweb. Spiders are nature and neither makes straight lines.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:37 am
by Animal
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:34 am
Animal wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:50 pm
i wonder how the indians got those curvy arrows to fly so well.
My point is when Native Americans were looking around, 99.9999% of the time there were no arrows flying around. And is that supposed to represent a spiderweb. Spiders are nature and neither makes straight lines.
i'm not so sure about that. if you attach a sticky piece of silk to something and then stretch it tight across and attach it to something else, its hard not to create a straight line. something about two points determining something.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:37 am
by Antknot
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:34 am
Animal wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:50 pm
i wonder how the indians got those curvy arrows to fly so well.
My point is when Native Americans were looking around, 99.9999% of the time there were no arrows flying around. And is that supposed to represent a spiderweb. Spiders are nature and neither makes straight lines.
Slate roofs, explain them.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:39 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Animal wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:37 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:34 am
Animal wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:50 pm
i wonder how the indians got those curvy arrows to fly so well.
My point is when Native Americans were looking around, 99.9999% of the time there were no arrows flying around. And is that supposed to represent a spiderweb. Spiders are nature and neither makes straight lines.
i'm not so sure about that. if you attach a sticky piece of silk to something and then stretch it tight across and attach it to something else, its hard not to create a straight line. something about two points determining something.

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:39 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Antknot wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:37 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:34 am
Animal wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:50 pm
i wonder how the indians got those curvy arrows to fly so well.
My point is when Native Americans were looking around, 99.9999% of the time there were no arrows flying around. And is that supposed to represent a spiderweb. Spiders are nature and neither makes straight lines.
Slate roofs, explain them.
Cut by human hands
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:42 am
by DiverTexas
Crystals. End of discussion.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:44 am
by CentralTexasCrude
For example/ European style religious structure

Oriental style religious structure

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:44 am
by Antknot
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:39 am
Antknot wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:37 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:34 am
Animal wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:50 pm
i wonder how the indians got those curvy arrows to fly so well.
My point is when Native Americans were looking around, 99.9999% of the time there were no arrows flying around. And is that supposed to represent a spiderweb. Spiders are nature and neither makes straight lines.
Slate roofs, explain them.
Cut by human hands
Slate is cleaved along natural lines not forced by cutting
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:45 am
by CentralTexasCrude
DiverTexas wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:42 am
Crystals. End of discussion.
I said nature, like living nature, not geology. Not end of discussion.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:46 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Antknot wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:44 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:39 am
Antknot wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:37 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:34 am
Animal wrote: ↑Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:50 pm
i wonder how the indians got those curvy arrows to fly so well.
My point is when Native Americans were looking around, 99.9999% of the time there were no arrows flying around. And is that supposed to represent a spiderweb. Spiders are nature and neither makes straight lines.
Slate roofs, explain them.
Cut by human hands
is cleaved
^
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:47 am
by Animal
CTC had another drunken thought and tried to turn it into a theorem. we see this all of the time.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:48 am
by Antknot
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:45 am
DiverTexas wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:42 am
Crystals. End of discussion.
I said nature, like living nature, not geology. Not end of discussion.
Now rocks ain’t natural? And your original example was of caves. If caves ain’t rocks what are they? I’ll concede ice caves
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 2:07 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Antknot wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:48 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:45 am
DiverTexas wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 1:42 am
Crystals. End of discussion.
I said nature, like living nature, not geology. Not end of discussion.
Now rocks ain’t natural? And your original example was of caves. If caves ain’t rocks what are they? I’ll concede ice caves
Here is a photo from inside Lechugilla Cave. Where do you see any "straight" lines? It's all molded by time both below and above ground.

Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 2:14 am
by DiverTexas
You can't fix stupid.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 2:17 am
by stonedmegman
DiverTexas wrote: ↑Sun Jul 17, 2022 2:14 am
You can't fix stupid.
Turns out you can't quarantine it either.
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 2:18 am
by Reservoir Dog
Re: UJR Photography Thread nsfw
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2022 2:20 am
by CentralTexasCrude
This is the crystals the idiot is talking about. Crystal Cave Mexico

That is "straight" line geology. Notice the gear the explorers have to wear. Suffocating heat and deadly Hydrogen Sulfide gas. No Indians ever saw or visited there. End of discussion.