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Biker must have took his girlfriend out for a tattoo

Dumb

Biker wrote: ↑Sun Oct 17, 2021 3:29 pmDumb

Probably. But I'm sure she has a nice personality.

Any port in a storm.

If one is incel and turns that down, God love ya.

Arguably minor players with a limited tool set for sale, but Stihl owns Viking, and Makita owns Dolmar.

CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 8:31 pm

Seriously.

jsdspif wrote: ↑Sat Oct 16, 2021 5:00 pmIn my mind I first thought "how the fuck does he take a piss?" because I don't see any way he could undo his pants/unzip his zipper much less aim his dick.

We've had pictures of really cute chicks posted here where they have no arms, or even no arms and legs. And the usual peanut gallery around here says things like "I'd tap that in a minute!" or shit like that. Yet the only thing I can think is "how the hell does she wipe her ass or change her tam-pon?!" She may look good, maybe great, but I'm not so sure I'd want to put my face down there with the questionable hygiene.

OK, who made the "tam-pon" word filter...

And your old buddy Ben is right. When a 16yo me was helping my friend with an auto repair, I had some sort of slick grease on my fingers, and kidded him "I bet this would be good to jack off with". He sort of looked sidewards at me and sheepishly asked "you... you do that?..." 'Hell yea, I jack off, two or three times a damn day, otherwise my nuts would pop." "Oh," he said back "I didn't think anyone else had that problem, thought it was just me". "Are you kidding, dude, every guy in high school and probably not a few girls rub one out pretty much every day!" A few years later, I had the "pleasure" of watching him get a paid blow-job from a prostitute in a nasty old neighborhood by the Astrodome.

How did J-bird get QD's account?

CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sun Oct 17, 2021 7:40 pm How did J-bird get QD's account?

He didn't mention how much his friend paid him at the astrodome.

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Oct 17, 2021 11:22 pm Can one of you fine gentlemen tell me what the little Christiany letters mean or represent?

Greek letters. Bottom right roman numerals

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Oct 17, 2021 11:22 pm Can one of you fine gentlemen tell me what the little Christiany letters mean or represent?

The picture is the Virgin Mary. The letters are Greek and mean "Mother of God".

necronomous wrote: ↑Sun Oct 17, 2021 11:24 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun Oct 17, 2021 11:22 pm Can one of you fine gentlemen tell me what the little Christiany letters mean or represent?

Greek letters. Bottom right roman numerals

Not Roman numerals. IC XC = Jesus Christ.

Is no one going to ask why baby jesus looks like a little man? like something in a circus show?

Animal wrote: ↑Mon Oct 18, 2021 12:27 am Is no one going to ask why baby jesus looks like a little man? like something in a circus show?

I don't know but it looks like JC & M need some pimple medication.

I wonder what the one sandal hanging down means. Painters always leave messages.

White Jesus is so 15th century