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CaptQuint wrote: Tue Dec 08, 2020 7:32 pm When I was a boy all I wanted for Christmas was a shiny red bicycle. My uncle Alfresco said he would buy me said bicycle. So christmas morning I run to the tree and what do I see? Uncle Alfresco dead, under the tree. Shot in the back of the head. Plus, no bicycle. It was a disappointing Christmas on many levels.
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is that Canola or Vegetable oil?
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disco.moon wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:41 am
Animal wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:36 pm is that Canola or Vegetable oil?
So technically, for real what would happen?
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:50 am
disco.moon wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:44 amWow.
https://www.thedrive.com/watch-this/122 ... our-engine
You're using only the best in our Camaro, right?
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Biker wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:21 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:50 am
disco.moon wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:44 amWow.
https://www.thedrive.com/watch-this/122 ... our-engine
You're using only the best in our Camaro, right?
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Smok44 wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:31 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:32 am
Biker wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:21 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:50 am
disco.moon wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:44 amWow.
https://www.thedrive.com/watch-this/122 ... our-engine
You're using only the best in our Camaro, right?
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Did you see Cali and Wash are banning the new Camaro because of the brakes pads? :roll:
No, sounds retarded
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Smok44 wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:31 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:32 am
Biker wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:21 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:50 am
disco.moon wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:44 amWow.
https://www.thedrive.com/watch-this/122 ... our-engine
You're using only the best in our Camaro, right?
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Did you see Cali and Wash are banning the new Camaro because of the brakes pads? :roll:
Someone should tell them they need to have brake pads or the car won’t stop.
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HighNDry wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:14 am
Smok44 wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:31 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:32 am
Biker wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:21 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:50 am
disco.moon wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:44 amWow.
https://www.thedrive.com/watch-this/122 ... our-engine
You're using only the best in our Camaro, right?
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Did you see Cali and Wash are banning the new Camaro because of the brakes pads? :roll:
Someone should tell them they need to have brake pads or the car won’t stop.
It's only the ZL1 Camaros with 650 horse, the brake pads have a high level of copper. So this affects like 1% of Camaro sales.
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This has been making the rounds in The Den of Tools FB group, lately. I remember seeing it in the back of Cracked Magazine a few years ago, nobody ever seems to post the whole thing.
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Smok44 wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 12:16 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:19 am
HighNDry wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:14 am
Smok44 wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:31 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 1:32 am
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You're using only the best in our Camaro, right?
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Did you see Cali and Wash are banning the new Camaro because of the brakes pads? :roll:
Someone should tell them they need to have brake pads or the car won’t stop.
It's only the ZL1 Camaros with 650 horse, the brake pads have a high level of copper. So this affects like 1% of Camaro sales.
I thought I read SS as well
Shit, yeah I guess the standard Brembos have the same issue. They can sell what they have in inventory but not order additional 1SS 2SS Zl1 and ZL1 ILE variants until GM changes brake pad

https://gmauthority.com/blog/2020/12/20 ... ashington/
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i have copper pads on my 56. they sell them here in cali. dumbfucks...not many people are paying 100k for camaros... new vettes are 55 and smoke everything on the road
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pork wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:26 pm i have copper pads on my 56. they sell them here in cali. dumbfucks...not many people are paying 100k for camaros... new vettes are 55 and smoke everything on the road
I got 44,000 miles on my Brembos and the are barely worn
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Conservatives Sit Down For A Relaxing Evening Of Being Insulted By Every Major Corporation In America

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U.S.—All around the country, conservatives have invited friends and family over to enjoy food, funny commercials, football, and being insulted by every major corporation in America.

"I love football," said local Christian conservative Brad Longaberger, "but I also love the humbling experience of sitting through hours of sermons from powerful corporations reminding me how rotten and terrible I am for not supporting progressive causes!"

According to sources, millions of Americans are looking forward to taking a much-needed break from scolding about masks, social justice, immigration, and toxic masculinity to be scolded about all of those things while watching a really fun football game.

"It's a great tradition in our family," said Longaberger. "Now who is playing again?"
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