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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 11, 2022 5:15 pm
Geist wrote: ↑Thu Aug 11, 2022 5:13 pm
That wouldn't work in Pennsylvania. :lol:
Linger longer! Excellent reference.
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Filed under dumb crook news...

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when they were coming up with a word for "stupid" they never could have envisioned anything like that.
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Animal wrote: ↑Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:33 pm when they were coming up with a word for "stupid" they never could have envisioned anything like that.
Another fine upstanding citizen who "didn't do nuffin".
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BigChiefin wrote: ↑Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:51 pm
Animal wrote: ↑Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:33 pm when they were coming up with a word for "stupid" they never could have envisioned anything like that.
Another fine upstanding citizen who "didn't do nuffin".
Was he an aspiring rapper who had just started turning his life around?
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Geist wrote: ↑Sat Aug 13, 2022 11:16 pm
This is fantastic.
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Which one David Beckham?
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Sun Aug 14, 2022 1:29 am Image
Looks like Jack Black dressed as David Beckham for Halloween.
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Geist wrote: ↑Sat Aug 13, 2022 11:40 pm
I've seen this before, and it gets funnier every time I watch it 10 or 20 times in a row.
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A Texas Oilman goes to heaven. He shows up at the Pearly gates and Saint Peter says " I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is you've got into heaven."

" Fantastic," says the Oilman. " But what's the bad news?"

" I'm afraid the part of heaven reserved for oilmen is full."

" Well, I know how to solve that," says the Oilman. " Take me to them."

When St Peter does, the oilman calls for their attention and announces, " Exciting news. They've struck oil in Hell."

And with that the place empties out.

St. Peter turns to the oilman and says" That was amazing. You can go in now."

" Are you kidding" says the Oilman. " I'm going to Hell. I hear they've struck oil there."
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Mon Aug 15, 2022 5:05 pm A Texas Oilman goes to heaven. He shows up at the Pearly gates and Saint Peter says " I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is you've got into heaven."

" Fantastic," says the Oilman. " But what's the bad news?"

" I'm afraid the part of heaven reserved for oilmen is full."

" Well, I know how to solve that," says the Oilman. " Take me to them."

When St Peter does, the oilman calls for their attention and announces, " Exciting news. They've struck oil in Hell."

And with that the place empties out.

St. Peter turns to the oilman and says" That was amazing. You can go in now."

" Are you kidding" says the Oilman. " I'm going to Hell. I hear they've struck oil there."


If you've ever been to west Texas you'd know that is hell. ALL OF IT
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https://www.tmz.com/watch/2022-08-14-08 ... 69366-496/

Teens playing on a Chicago street get scattered.
A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:15 pm https://www.tmz.com/watch/2022-08-14-08 ... 69366-496/

Teens playing on a Chicago street get scattered.
Playing? Looked like hood rats fighting to me.

I'm pretty sure the driver got the bonus points.
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Teens means what we all know it means.
A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 16, 2022 3:37 pm
Is this the female UJR Mod complaint window?
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