I've seen this before, and it gets funnier every time I watch it 10 or 20 times in a row.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2022 11:28 pm
by Bluespruce1964
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2022 5:05 pm
by stonedmegman
A Texas Oilman goes to heaven. He shows up at the Pearly gates and Saint Peter says " I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is you've got into heaven."
" Fantastic," says the Oilman. " But what's the bad news?"
" I'm afraid the part of heaven reserved for oilmen is full."
" Well, I know how to solve that," says the Oilman. " Take me to them."
When St Peter does, the oilman calls for their attention and announces, " Exciting news. They've struck oil in Hell."
And with that the place empties out.
St. Peter turns to the oilman and says" That was amazing. You can go in now."
" Are you kidding" says the Oilman. " I'm going to Hell. I hear they've struck oil there."
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2022 5:30 pm
by Hydroseismic
stonedmegman wrote: ↑Mon Aug 15, 2022 5:05 pm
A Texas Oilman goes to heaven. He shows up at the Pearly gates and Saint Peter says " I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is you've got into heaven."
" Fantastic," says the Oilman. " But what's the bad news?"
" I'm afraid the part of heaven reserved for oilmen is full."
" Well, I know how to solve that," says the Oilman. " Take me to them."
When St Peter does, the oilman calls for their attention and announces, " Exciting news. They've struck oil in Hell."
And with that the place empties out.
St. Peter turns to the oilman and says" That was amazing. You can go in now."
" Are you kidding" says the Oilman. " I'm going to Hell. I hear they've struck oil there."
If you've ever been to west Texas you'd know that is hell. ALL OF IT