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Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2022 8:04 pm
by BigChiefin
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 5:15 pm
Geist wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 5:13 pm
That wouldn't work in Pennsylvania. :lol:
Linger longer! Excellent reference.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:31 pm
by 8-TrackJones
Filed under dumb crook news...


Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:33 pm
by Animal
when they were coming up with a word for "stupid" they never could have envisioned anything like that.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:51 pm
by BigChiefin
Animal wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:33 pm when they were coming up with a word for "stupid" they never could have envisioned anything like that.
Another fine upstanding citizen who "didn't do nuffin".

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 12:37 am
by Deathproof
BigChiefin wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:51 pm
Animal wrote: Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:33 pm when they were coming up with a word for "stupid" they never could have envisioned anything like that.
Another fine upstanding citizen who "didn't do nuffin".
Was he an aspiring rapper who had just started turning his life around?

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 11:26 am
by Bluespruce1964

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2022 6:56 pm
by Antknot

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2022 11:02 am
by Bluespruce1964

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2022 11:13 pm
by Geist

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2022 11:16 pm
by Geist

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2022 11:27 pm
by Geist

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2022 11:40 pm
by Geist

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2022 12:48 am
by BigChiefin
Geist wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 11:16 pm
This is fantastic.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2022 1:29 am
by Bluespruce1964
Image

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2022 1:31 am
by Animal
Which one David Beckham?

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2022 2:23 am
by HighNDry
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sun Aug 14, 2022 1:29 am Image
Looks like Jack Black dressed as David Beckham for Halloween.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2022 2:51 am
by Deathproof
Geist wrote: Sat Aug 13, 2022 11:40 pm
I've seen this before, and it gets funnier every time I watch it 10 or 20 times in a row.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2022 11:28 pm
by Bluespruce1964

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2022 5:05 pm
by stonedmegman
A Texas Oilman goes to heaven. He shows up at the Pearly gates and Saint Peter says " I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is you've got into heaven."

" Fantastic," says the Oilman. " But what's the bad news?"

" I'm afraid the part of heaven reserved for oilmen is full."

" Well, I know how to solve that," says the Oilman. " Take me to them."

When St Peter does, the oilman calls for their attention and announces, " Exciting news. They've struck oil in Hell."

And with that the place empties out.

St. Peter turns to the oilman and says" That was amazing. You can go in now."

" Are you kidding" says the Oilman. " I'm going to Hell. I hear they've struck oil there."

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2022 5:30 pm
by Hydroseismic
stonedmegman wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 5:05 pm A Texas Oilman goes to heaven. He shows up at the Pearly gates and Saint Peter says " I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is you've got into heaven."

" Fantastic," says the Oilman. " But what's the bad news?"

" I'm afraid the part of heaven reserved for oilmen is full."

" Well, I know how to solve that," says the Oilman. " Take me to them."

When St Peter does, the oilman calls for their attention and announces, " Exciting news. They've struck oil in Hell."

And with that the place empties out.

St. Peter turns to the oilman and says" That was amazing. You can go in now."

" Are you kidding" says the Oilman. " I'm going to Hell. I hear they've struck oil there."


If you've ever been to west Texas you'd know that is hell. ALL OF IT

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:15 pm
by Charliesheen
https://www.tmz.com/watch/2022-08-14-08 ... 69366-496/

Teens playing on a Chicago street get scattered.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:25 pm
by BigChiefin
Charliesheen wrote: Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:15 pm https://www.tmz.com/watch/2022-08-14-08 ... 69366-496/

Teens playing on a Chicago street get scattered.
Playing? Looked like hood rats fighting to me.

I'm pretty sure the driver got the bonus points.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:39 pm
by Charliesheen
Teens means what we all know it means.

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2022 3:37 pm
by Bluespruce1964

Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2022 4:08 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Tue Aug 16, 2022 3:37 pm
Is this the female UJR Mod complaint window?