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where is Mesquite wood on that list? and Bois d' Arc?
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Hickory is my favorite for knife and ax handles. Oak is just too damn brittle.
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they make baseball bats out of maple and ash, right? wouldn't those be good for handles?
I tried making a few bats out of mesquite years ago. I would turn them on a lathe. They looked amazing and were heavier than a normal bat. But I had a guy hitting them in a batting cage and they would fracture after about 20 hits. Mesquite has so many knots in it and every fracture was on a knot. sometimes you couldn't even see where the tiny knots were until after it fractured.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janka_hardness_test
It was hard to find any reference to balsa (which is actually wood from the ochroma tree), but the wiki on the Janka test suggests it's 70 lbf, or a sixth of basswood's 410 lbf. The Janka test is a unit of force, and varies in value depending on the measuring units of force used. So 70 lbf is 310 N.
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Do you need an expert to explain a woman to you?CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 4:34 pm Figures. BlueSpruce posts a gif of smoking hot women- Nothing. Posts a tree graph and arborists come out of the woodworks (see what I did there).
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I made a handle out of ash for my first bearded ax, broke first attempt at throwing it.Animal wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 2:40 pmthey make baseball bats out of maple and ash, right? wouldn't those be good for handles?
I tried making a few bats out of mesquite years ago. I would turn them on a lathe. They looked amazing and were heavier than a normal bat. But I had a guy hitting them in a batting cage and they would fracture after about 20 hits. Mesquite has so many knots in it and every fracture was on a knot. sometimes you couldn't even see where the tiny knots were until after it fractured.
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There's a reason why wooden bats are trending away from cheap Ash at professional levels.Blast wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 6:59 pmI made a handle out of ash for my first bearded ax, broke first attempt at throwing it.Animal wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 2:40 pmthey make baseball bats out of maple and ash, right? wouldn't those be good for handles?
I tried making a few bats out of mesquite years ago. I would turn them on a lathe. They looked amazing and were heavier than a normal bat. But I had a guy hitting them in a batting cage and they would fracture after about 20 hits. Mesquite has so many knots in it and every fracture was on a knot. sometimes you couldn't even see where the tiny knots were until after it fractured.
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Even from maple, those shards tend to be sharp and can cause severe injury.saltydog wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 7:06 pmThere's a reason why wooden bats are trending away from cheap Ash at professional levels.Blast wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 6:59 pmI made a handle out of ash for my first bearded ax, broke first attempt at throwing it.Animal wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 2:40 pmthey make baseball bats out of maple and ash, right? wouldn't those be good for handles?
I tried making a few bats out of mesquite years ago. I would turn them on a lathe. They looked amazing and were heavier than a normal bat. But I had a guy hitting them in a batting cage and they would fracture after about 20 hits. Mesquite has so many knots in it and every fracture was on a knot. sometimes you couldn't even see where the tiny knots were until after it fractured.
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i remember an old store, and i can't think of the name of it right now (Service Merchandise???). it was a huge store and everything was sitting out like in a store, but instead of picking things up to take to the checkout, you got a card for each thing you wanted. Then you took the cards to this window and they would enter them and then your items would come out on a conveyor belt several minutes later and you paid for them. It was sort of like a baggage claim at an airport. They had a big catalogue, so you pretty much knew what you were going to get before you got there and their prices were really cheap.
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I remember a store named Consumers that was similar to that.Animal wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 9:37 pmi remember an old store, and i can't think of the name of it right now (Service Merchandise???). it was a huge store and everything was sitting out like in a store, but instead of picking things up to take to the checkout, you got a card for each thing you wanted. Then you took the cards to this window and they would enter them and then your items would come out on a conveyor belt several minutes later and you paid for them. It was sort of like a baggage claim at an airport. They had a big catalogue, so you pretty much knew what you were going to get before you got there and their prices were really cheap.
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Consumers Distributing! Holy fuck, that's a blast from the past!HighNDry wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 9:44 pmI remember a store named Consumers that was similar to that.Animal wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 9:37 pmi remember an old store, and i can't think of the name of it right now (Service Merchandise???). it was a huge store and everything was sitting out like in a store, but instead of picking things up to take to the checkout, you got a card for each thing you wanted. Then you took the cards to this window and they would enter them and then your items would come out on a conveyor belt several minutes later and you paid for them. It was sort of like a baggage claim at an airport. They had a big catalogue, so you pretty much knew what you were going to get before you got there and their prices were really cheap.
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We had Service Merchandise up here, in NW Ohio. They were like you remembered. There was another, similar store called Best, don't think they made it into the '90's.Animal wrote: ↑Thu Nov 17, 2022 9:37 pmi remember an old store, and i can't think of the name of it right now (Service Merchandise???). it was a huge store and everything was sitting out like in a store, but instead of picking things up to take to the checkout, you got a card for each thing you wanted. Then you took the cards to this window and they would enter them and then your items would come out on a conveyor belt several minutes later and you paid for them. It was sort of like a baggage claim at an airport. They had a big catalogue, so you pretty much knew what you were going to get before you got there and their prices were really cheap.