Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

[CentralTexasCrude]

Explain please.

Ol Capt believes the Jan 6 riot was an insurrection because they carried zip ties to the Capital, which apparently is a weapon of war

Here I got that it's a really, really bad idea to tie down a Kiwi torch to a wooden bridge.

It's a Tiki Torch and it's a deck you moron

Got it. You didn't notice either until I mentioned it. You are most welcome.

Shut up retard

Go fuck yourself. Imitate your ancestors and start digging for grub worms PA style. You know the routine.

[Reservoir Dog]

Ol Capt believes the Jan 6 riot was an insurrection because they carried zip ties to the Capital, which apparently is a weapon of war

Here I got that it's a really, really bad idea to tie down a Kiwi torch to a wooden bridge.

It's a Tiki Torch and it's a deck you moron

Got it. You didn't notice either until I mentioned it. You are most welcome.

Shut up retard

Go fuck yourself. Imitate your ancestors and start digging for grub worms PA style. You know the routine.

Looks like the booze is hitting a little hard tonight.

[B-Tender]

I'd like to drink shots with Audrey

[CaptQuint]

[CaptQuint]

[Biker]

Explain please.

Ol Capt believes the Jan 6 riot was an insurrection because they carried zip ties to the Capital, which apparently is a weapon of war

Here I got that it's a really, really bad idea to tie down a Kiwi torch to a wooden bridge.

100% chance there is a citronella candle nearby

[CaptQuint]

Explain please.

Ol Capt believes the Jan 6 riot was an insurrection because they carried zip ties to the Capital, which apparently is a weapon of war

Here I got that it's a really, really bad idea to tie down a Kiwi torch to a wooden bridge.

100% chance there is a citronella candle nearby

Correct

[Reservoir Dog]

Explain please.

Ol Capt believes the Jan 6 riot was an insurrection because they carried zip ties to the Capital, which apparently is a weapon of war

Here I got that it's a really, really bad idea to tie down a Kiwi torch to a wooden bridge.

100% chance there is a citronella candle nearby

Correct

They don't work worth shit, but I like the smell of them.

[Biker]

Explain please.

Ol Capt believes the Jan 6 riot was an insurrection because they carried zip ties to the Capital, which apparently is a weapon of war

Here I got that it's a really, really bad idea to tie down a Kiwi torch to a wooden bridge.

100% chance there is a citronella candle nearby

Correct

[CaptQuint]

It's mayfly season. I'm willing to try anything to keep those bloodsuckers away. I bought one of those propane firepits and they don't seem to like them. The Tiki torches are filled with Tiki Brand BiteFighter Citronella & Cedar Torch Fuel I have two additional table top tiki lanterns as well.

[spudoc]

It's mayfly season. I'm willing to try anything to keep those bloodsuckers away. I bought one of those propane firepits and they don't seem to like them. The Tiki torches are filled with Tiki Brand BiteFighter Citronella & Cedar Torch Fuel I have two additional table top tiki lanterns as well.

Have you tried a Kiwi torch? Not sure if they work but I don't have a single Maori bothering my deck.

[CaptQuint]

It's mayfly season. I'm willing to try anything to keep those bloodsuckers away. I bought one of those propane firepits and they don't seem to like them. The Tiki torches are filled with Tiki Brand BiteFighter Citronella & Cedar Torch Fuel I have two additional table top tiki lanterns as well.

Have you tried a Kiwi torch? Not sure if they work but I don't have a single Maori bothering my deck.

I tried rubbing Kiwi brand shoe polish on my face to keep the bugs away but two cops showed up and beat the fuck out of me and put their knees on my neck.

[Biker]

It's mayfly season. I'm willing to try anything to keep those bloodsuckers away. I bought one of those propane firepits and they don't seem to like them. The Tiki torches are filled with Tiki Brand BiteFighter Citronella & Cedar Torch Fuel I have two additional table top tiki lanterns as well.

Have you tried a Kiwi torch? Not sure if they work but I don't have a single Maori bothering my deck.

I tried rubbing Kiwi brand shoe polish on my face to keep the bugs away but two cops showed up and beat the fuck out of me and put their knees on my neck.

As well as a 45% drop in your credit score

[Reservoir Dog]

It's mayfly season. I'm willing to try anything to keep those bloodsuckers away. I bought one of those propane firepits and they don't seem to like them. The Tiki torches are filled with Tiki Brand BiteFighter Citronella & Cedar Torch Fuel I have two additional table top tiki lanterns as well.

Have you tried a Kiwi torch? Not sure if they work but I don't have a single Maori bothering my deck.

I tried rubbing Kiwi brand shoe polish on my face to keep the bugs away but two cops showed up and beat the fuck out of me and put their knees on my neck.

Kiwi also makes a good topical pain cream in case you get some wood shivers.

[Antknot]

It's mayfly season. I'm willing to try anything to keep those bloodsuckers away. I bought one of those propane firepits and they don't seem to like them. The Tiki torches are filled with Tiki Brand BiteFighter Citronella & Cedar Torch Fuel I have two additional table top tiki lanterns as well.

Have you tried a Kiwi torch? Not sure if they work but I don't have a single Maori bothering my deck.

I tried rubbing Kiwi brand shoe polish on my face to keep the bugs away but two cops showed up and beat the fuck out of me and put their knees on my neck.

They make Kiwi in white.
https://www.walmart.com/ip/KIWI-Shoe-Wh ... lsrc=3p.ds

[spudoc]

It's mayfly season. I'm willing to try anything to keep those bloodsuckers away. I bought one of those propane firepits and they don't seem to like them. The Tiki torches are filled with Tiki Brand BiteFighter Citronella & Cedar Torch Fuel I have two additional table top tiki lanterns as well.

Have you tried a Kiwi torch? Not sure if they work but I don't have a single Maori bothering my deck.

I tried rubbing Kiwi brand shoe polish on my face to keep the bugs away but two cops showed up and beat the fuck out of me and put their knees on my neck.

Kiwi also makes a good topical pain cream in case you get some wood shivers.

Pirates swear by it. “Ah, shiver me timbers”

[Reservoir Dog]

It's mayfly season. I'm willing to try anything to keep those bloodsuckers away. I bought one of those propane firepits and they don't seem to like them. The Tiki torches are filled with Tiki Brand BiteFighter Citronella & Cedar Torch Fuel I have two additional table top tiki lanterns as well.

Have you tried a Kiwi torch? Not sure if they work but I don't have a single Maori bothering my deck.

I tried rubbing Kiwi brand shoe polish on my face to keep the bugs away but two cops showed up and beat the fuck out of me and put their knees on my neck.

Kiwi also makes a good topical pain cream in case you get some wood shivers.

In my milk bathe....? Lol

Not from 300 yards away. Don't be silly.

[CaptQuint]

https://blog.consumerguide.com/cars-rockford-files/

[Reservoir Dog]

Y'all, I'm at a party for a retired NYPD detective right? They've moved to a new neighborhood. There's several cops here. One cop, a Sargeant (?l) showed up uninvited with a cop friend. One of the ladies here (wife of a trooper) was freaked out because said Sargeant sexually harassed her. My girl, the host approached said bad cop to leave, then there was like a weird cop drama stand off. It was crazy. Who the fuck you call when cops are fighting lol?

Edit: I promise to stop swype texting

[CaptQuint]

Don't let cops in your house

[CaptQuint]

Don't let cops in your house

Not my house bro.

I know

[CaptQuint]

Don't let cops in your house

Not my house bro.

I know

Then don't let them in your house. Drama done.

I don't, your girl does.

[Zerobeat]

It's mayfly season. I'm willing to try anything to keep those bloodsuckers away. I bought one of those propane firepits and they don't seem to like them. The Tiki torches are filled with Tiki Brand BiteFighter Citronella & Cedar Torch Fuel I have two additional table top tiki lanterns as well.

They get pretty bad here, too. A couple of areas use snowplows to clear the streets of them, otherwise they are almost as slick as ice. Ice that smells like week old, sunbaked bait, though.

[CaptQuint]

It's mayfly season. I'm willing to try anything to keep those bloodsuckers away. I bought one of those propane firepits and they don't seem to like them. The Tiki torches are filled with Tiki Brand BiteFighter Citronella & Cedar Torch Fuel I have two additional table top tiki lanterns as well.

They get pretty bad here, too. A couple of areas use snowplows to clear the streets of them, otherwise they are almost as slick as ice. Ice that smells like week old, sunbaked bait, though.

It never gets that bad here, but enough to swarm anyone who dares step outside for a bit.

[CHEEZY17]

We call them "fishflys" here. For about a 2-3 week stretch if you live close to lake St. Clair, the large body of water in between lake Huron and lake Eerie, they will basically cover your house and car.