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I'm up early.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Thu May 11, 2023 1:28 am
Fuckin A. I cant even imagine the adrenaline rush.
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saltydog wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 11:16 pm
necronomous wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 10:53 pm
jsdspif wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 9:17 pm
necronomous wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 3:49 pm
saltydog wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 3:46 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Wed May 10, 2023 3:18 pm

Steve Martin
That was King Tut. Not to be confused with Animal/Biker/Necro/Cheezy, all who can be referred to as "King Twat".
You're a genius! A goddamn genius! You should be given a Nobel prize for the amount of goddamn genius that your sentence displays! People should throw a fucking ticker tape parade and write a book in your honor. You know what, I'm going to recommend the government create a special medal for the amount of goddamn genius displayed here. And there should be a holiday in your honor. We will call it Goddamn Genius day! It will last a week because you are that much of a fucking genius! Damn....the amount of greatness you could bestow.....fucking genius.
The double posting of it makes me think of the Flonze.That's the guy that would have been on happy days instead of Fonzy,his name would be Flonzy.Instead of saying "aaaayyy" he would always say "woah" and then he'd make a motion with his hand as if he were twisting the throttle of his motorcycle and make an engine revving sound "vroom" most of the time he'd make one sound,that would just be to show he was revving up his motor,then if he made 2 revving sounds and hand motions ,that would mean things were getting serious ,but if he did it 3 times,that was the triple revver,which meant he meant business. So that double post was like Flonzy doing a double revver.
Didn't even know it occurred.
Shocking.
GENIUS! PURE FUCKING GENIUS! Every got damn thing this man says......unadulterated genius! Stephen Hawking would stand and clap at your genius, you genius fucker you.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu May 11, 2023 2:34 am
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Thu May 11, 2023 1:28 am
Fuckin A. I cant even imagine the adrenaline rush.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Thu May 11, 2023 1:28 am
There is an HBO 6 episode series called The Hundred Foot Wave that details this area and its very well made...


It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Nice.
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Texas green plan.

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stonedmegman wrote: Fri May 12, 2023 5:59 pm Texas green plan.

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Fail
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri May 12, 2023 6:03 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Fri May 12, 2023 5:59 pm Texas green plan.

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Fail
Must be you in the chair.
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Texas LOVES killing humans.

Along with a horse shit power grid to ensure the cleansing of those less fortunate.
The problem is not that there is evil in the world, the problem is that there is good. Because otherwise, who would care?
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saltydog wrote: Fri May 12, 2023 7:01 pm Texas LOVES killing humans.

Along with a horse shit power grid to ensure the cleansing of those less fortunate.
Man, you must be a really miserable person in real life
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri May 12, 2023 8:44 pm
saltydog wrote: Fri May 12, 2023 7:01 pm Texas LOVES killing humans.

Along with a horse shit power grid to ensure the cleansing of those less fortunate.
Man, you must be a really miserable person in real life
Thank you very little.
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I'm up early.
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Check out this chick! She's a burlesque dancer and did a. PERFECT Jessica Rabbit. 😍😍

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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Photo agency's response to Harry and Meghan's lawyers demand that they turn over pics of them:

"In America, as I’m sure you know, property belongs to the owner of it: Third parties cannot just demand it be given to them, as perhaps Kings can do.

Perhaps you should sit down with your client and advise them that his English rules of royal prerogative to demand that the citizenry hand over their property to the Crown were rejected by this country long ago. We stand by our founding fathers."

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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri May 19, 2023 11:38 am Photo agency's response to Harry and Meghan's lawyers demand that they turn over pics of them:

"In America, as I’m sure you know, property belongs to the owner of it: Third parties cannot just demand it be given to them, as perhaps Kings can do.

Perhaps you should sit down with your client and advise them that his English rules of royal prerogative to demand that the citizenry hand over their property to the Crown were rejected by this country long ago. We stand by our founding fathers."

LOLZ
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