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Ha, retard posts an article from fucking January 2018 and doesn't have the balls to post the link showing the date or source? :lol:

https://nypost.com/2018/01/30/stormy-da ... ith-trump/
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Biker wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 4:02 pm Hey Capt and Don.....where you boys at?? You dopes got duped. Again :lol: :lol: :lol:
You are the dupe

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Stormy Daniels effectively labeled Donald Trump a criminal in a hilarious skewering in a comedy club in New York on Tuesday, though she didn’t directly call for the president to be impeached.

Daniels, proud pornographic film producer, director and actor, and the woman at the center of one of the most high-profile scandals besetting the White House, was performing at the second stop of a limited city tour of speaking engagements labeled “intimate evenings with”.

For a woman who claims to have had sex with Donald Trump a dozen or so years ago – which Trump denies – and who was paid $130,000 in hush money during the 2016 election not to talk about the matter, the personal and political appear inextricably linked.

In answer to an audience question, should Trump be impeached, Daniels said: “Well, I think it’s unfair that the president of the United States isn’t held to the same rules that any other citizen would be held to. Allowing someone to get away with things that are definitely illegal sets a terrifying precedent for anyone who comes into office after him.”

She didn’t specify what crimes she thought he had committed, but federal prosecutors in New York are investigating Trump on several fronts, including in relation to the hush money, while several hundred former federal prosecutors think he only escaped an obstruction of justice indictment following Robert Mueller’s recent report on the Trump-Russia investigation because he is protected by his office.

Daniels added: “It’s basically a green light to do whatever the fuck you want if you get elected.”

The audience packing the small Stand Up NY comedy club in Manhattan clapped and cheered.

Daniels said she had embarked on the tour because she wanted to tell stories that had been edited out of her book, Full Disclosure, last year.

She has been accused by comedians on social media, she said, especially women, of stealing precious spots in comedy clubs by booking her engagements in such venues.

“But I never said I was a comedian, I never said I wanted to do standup, clearly I do my best work lying down,” she said. Then, pointing to her sparkly stilettos, she said: “These? Much better up in the air. Working on your feet is for the birds.”

She admitted she was shaking with nerves, then told anecdotes from her porn career as the crowd chuckled supportively. But despite citing untold stories as her motivation for appearing, it was her frank and funny answers to questions submitted by the audience that added up to a strong performance.

Reading from cards handed in from an estimated crowd of 75 or so, she said: “‘What’s your biggest regret?’ Seriously, do you not watch the news?”

Then was: ‘Did you have sex with the president with or without a condom?’

“Buy the book,” she said.

She called her alleged sexual encounter with Trump in 2006, when he was already married to Melania Trump, “the worst 90 seconds of my life”.

At one point she lamented that the mainstream media often refer to her as a former porn star.

“I’m not former!” she yelped. “I’m not retired or washed up. I’ve directed over 100 movies, including three of the five most expensive porn movies ever made, and I wrote, produced, directed and starred in them.” She added: “And I’ve been stripping for 20 years.”

She begged to be referred to as Stormy Daniels, not her birth name of Stephanie Clifford.

“The only people who call me Stephanie are my mother and the IRS and I hate them both,” she said.

In response to one question she said that, no, she never had sexual chemistry with her former lawyer, Michael Avenatti, who once spoke of saving the Democratic party and bringing down Trump but is now facing criminal charges.

“He’s too short for me, and he thought he was prettier and that’s a huge problem for me,” she said.

Did she think Donald Trump would be re-elected?

“I hope not.”

Then: does she get offended that Donald Trump denies they had sex?

Quick as a streak of lightning, she said: “It doesn’t offend me. I mean, he also thinks climate change isn’t real.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/201 ... nd-up-tour

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Biker wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 4:55 pm
Stormy Daniels effectively labeled Donald Trump a criminal in a hilarious skewering in a comedy club in New York on Tuesday, though she didn’t directly call for the president to be impeached.
Did you even read the first line of your drivel? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Such a scandal!
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Yeah, BRR posting year and half old bullshit and trying to pass it off as breaking news that appears positive for the crook in chief is a good look. Perhaps he should go get that spam post off the GD board instead.
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Here's a good bbbbut:
White House Florist Ronn Payne remembers one day during the Clinton presidency when he was coming up the service elevator with a cart to pick up old floral arrangements and saw two butlers gathered outside the West Sitting Hall listening in as the Clintons argued viciously with each other. The butlers motioned him over and put their fingers to their lips, telling him to be quiet. All of a sudden he heard the first lady bellow “goddamn bastard!” at the president—and then he heard someone throw a heavy object across the room. The rumor among the staff was that she threw a lamp. The butlers, Payne said, were told to clean up the mess. In an interview with Barbara Walters, Mrs. Clinton made light of the story, which had made its way into the gossip columns. “I have a pretty good arm,” she said. “If I’d thrown a lamp at somebody, I think you would have known about it.”

Payne wasn’t surprised at the outburst. “You heard so much foul language” in the Clinton White House, he said. “When you’re somebody’s domestic, you know what’s going on.”
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Their President isn't embarrassed of being constantly caught lying so why should the cult members.
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Impeach President Clinton immediately
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Bbbbbuuuutttt…...Hillary's florist!!! lol chumps
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BigRedRetard wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 5:18 pm WTF! That was on the front page of nypost.com!
Isn't the Post a tabloid?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 5:20 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Tue May 21, 2019 5:18 pm WTF! That was on the front page of nypost.com!
Isn't the Post a tabloid?
Yup, go look at it, naked dog sitters :lol:
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Porn star: I didn't have sex with Trump
Well, you knew there had to be one somewhere that didn't ;)
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I can't believe Trump would slum with a pornstar. If Tiger had stuck with his brothers stable of hoes this wouldn't have come out. Those bitches know their place.

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Trump paid her $130,000 and didn't fuck her? Art of the deal!!!!!!
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He paid her to shut up. She had one job to do...
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That's the good christian way
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Nope. That's the path of a man attempting to speak out of both sides of his pie hole.

He can be a hypocrite, just like another other pol star.
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Its hilarious that Dims still think that banging a porn star somehow hurts Donny. :lol:
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 1:35 am Its hilarious that the moral majority think that banging a porn star out of wedlock somehow is OK if its Donny doing it :lol:
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 1:35 am Its hilarious that Dims still think that banging a porn star somehow hurts Donny. :lol:
His personal life doesn't affect me. His policies do. I make the distinction. It's not hard, really.
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I remember Obama putting mustard on his hamburger affected republicans deeply, as well as tan suits and not wearing a suit jacket in the oval office. And if Michelle wore a sleeveless dress OMG. The MSM was all over that shit.

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DandyDon wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 2:42 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 1:35 am Its hilarious that the moral majority think that banging a porn star out of wedlock somehow is OK if its Donny doing it :lol:
FTFY
The "Moral Majority" that you reference cares about one thing only: abortion. And Donny has already delivered on that. Most other people dont give a shit.
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CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 10:36 am I remember Obama putting mustard on his hamburger affected republicans deeply, as well as tan suits and not wearing a suit jacket in the oval office. And if Michelle wore a sleeveless dress OMG. The MSM was all over that shit.

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Kinda like when the media was aghast at Donny's Diet Coke consumption? Or ice cream? Or his tie? Or his hair? Or his liking McDonalds?
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CaptQuint wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 10:36 am I remember Obama putting mustard on his hamburger affected republicans deeply, as well as tan suits and not wearing a suit jacket in the oval office. And if Michelle wore a sleeveless dress OMG. The MSM was all over that shit.

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The MSM fawned over Obama's battle-axe wife, including her arms. Maybe this'll refresh your memory.

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